Alright, enough with the low IQ threads and replies. It's time for an audit - post 'em.
Jow Forums intelligence audit
Oliver Williams
Cooper Peterson
>almost every post I've run through this on Jow Forums is rated at a 6th-7th grade level with a few being rated at an 8th grade level
>even my basic 1-2 sentence posts are rated at a 10th grade level
>going through the archives and grabbing anything longer than a basic post from me shows ratings from 15-20
Well, this explains a lot.
Luke Martinez
You're using readability indexes wrong.
Levi Gutierrez
/thread
Jonathan Stewart
Despite the poor grammar shitposting on Jow Forums encourages I still do reasonably well with writing and literature.
Jacob Myers
Could have pumped up the Coleman-Liau with some extra flowery sentences, but it was good enough for shitposting and fudging the numbers would ultimately just be epeen shit.
Kevin Taylor
ITT: People pretend that writing as incomprehensibly as a humanities professor attempting to justify the next round of funding is a sign of intelligence.
IQ is only useful to failures and retards who want to justify their own feefees of superiority despite not achieving anything in life, prove me wrong.
Jose Smith
Get a load of this guy with his brain the size of a planet. He's so misunderstood in this swamp full of retards. (kys)
Luis Adams
guys i write at a college graduate level check me out
Joshua Young
Connor Bailey
>prove me wrong
They cant
Connor Long
I don't think I've ever voluntarily typed more than 150 words in any situation that I wasn't flaming my teammates in league
Connor Bennett
Right. Verbosity and complexity neither necessarily reflect IQ, in fact, I'd argue to introduce brevity and simplicity to complex topics is a greater measure of intelligence. If you're so smart, teach someone stupid. If you can't do that, overly difficult text is merely rhetorical masturbation for quasi-intellectuals.
Kevin Lee
Parker Powell
>7th grade
yeah thats about right
this is the navy seals we are talking about here
Jaxon Ward
guess those english and history classes paid off.
Landon Sullivan
So, what's the goal here? To get the highest score, using language and vocabulary that would get even the most broad-minded users to look at you as pretentious? This is Jow Forums, not a Ph.D thesis.
Samuel Green
Also for helping in determining immigration policy.
Anthony Lewis
just typed some random shit
Oliver Smith
posted a paragraph from a recent research proposal
Hunter Hall
Right, so it looks like our resident schizo is a junior in college.
Wyatt Howard
with more of the text included:
David Collins
Can one just copy/paste a post repeatedly and get an accurate reading with these tests?
So you've never actually contributed any intelligent discussion anywhere? Considering one can easily hit 150 words in under 1000 characters, ie half the character limit here.
Or copy/paste other posts you made and see how you stack up.
Mason Mitchell
my ranting on lit was 14th grade level
Jordan King
my deranged ramblings were apparently rated 13th grade.
Christian Perry
whaddup my nig nogs
Luke Rodriguez
Kevin Barnes
Damn, I'm glad I made this thread last night. Thanks for your contributions, guys.
Josiah Watson
Jeremiah Bailey
my k shitposts are so sad, i haven't written anything good since high school writing assignments ;__;
Jeremiah Long
Jow Forums BTFO
Ian Scott
fed the machine an assignment from my sophomore year.
Jacob Thompson
It says my results are $19.98/mo
Get fucked brainlets
Logan Gomez
Having a higher score is generally a bad thing, you fucking idiot. It means you can't write clearly.
Dominic Rodriguez
My butt itches.
Jose Collins
Actually, the easier it is to understand ones text or speech, the smarter that person is. The easier and the faster and clearer the message can get through the more advanced a language is. I.E. when you say one thing "The sky is blue" it means just that in any context. Hungarian which does not have genders in word. For example your friend takes his girl on a date he will say "I fucked my lover" insted of "I fucked my girlfriend|" and you have to guess based on the context if he's a fag or not.
Now, as for OP, it is actualy the intelligence of the user that reads the text, I.E. to undertand the rambling of that fag, you need a college education, like reading old malgasian.