How do we zerg rush Area 51?
Groom lake
Alexander Jones
Liam Garcia
We should discuss this further, but Jow Forums is a honeypot, so we should share our contact information.
Wyatt Reed
add me on discord, it may be watched, but i don't want to give out my number
sefus
#2052
Jose Walker
I HAVE TINNITUS
Jason Davis
>discord
>opsec
wew lads
This is why you'll never be able to have another successful revolution against anything - you're simply too retarded
Kayden Rodriguez
You could just PGP all your messages theoretically but yes these anons are stupid niggers
Brody Thompson
Literally buy demilled T-72s from mortarrinvestments (.) eu and just tank rush them. You’ll likely be completely fucked by security forces and/or taken out by the aircraft stationed there.
James Long
ELEPHANT ELEPHANT ELEPHANT ELEPHANT
Zachary Morris
Everything I have said and will say on this board was never meant to be taken seriously.
Aaron Lopez
I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR YOU, PLEASE SCREAM LOUDER ON HOW YOU PLAN ON GOING TO A U.S. MILITARY BASE AND HOW YOU PLAN TO RUSH THEM. I HAD AN ATF GRENADE LAND RIGHT BY MY EAR
Lincoln Barnes
just buy a hummer, paint black, drive through gate. they aint gonna shoot you
Camden Cook
>Jow Forumsommandos in tanks zerg from the main entrance
>Other ~20 Jow Forums's come from back entrance
>Break through gate
>Puny bullets do not stop soviet tank
>If cammo dudes try to blow you up, swivel around them
>Get out and find an underground entrance
>Use oxy acetylene torch to open door
>Find ayys? time machine?
Kevin Perez
You know they have AT launchers right?
Anthony Long
Only one option left.
Aaron Hill
>Jow Forumsommandos in tanks zerg from the main entrance
>Other ~20 Jow Forums's come from back entrance
>BRRRRRRRRRRT
Isaiah Adams
setup a camera on a tripod "recording" in plain view, drive up with main gun pointed to sky and blare acdc
Lincoln Mitchell
>AT Launchers
>vs glorious Soviet steel equipped with The People's Active Protection System courtesy of Jow Forums
Gavin Stewart
quads of truth
Thomas Lee
>Peoples aps
Grayson Jenkins
>Oh wow bill this job is awesome, we get to dissect aliens and all that stuff
>Yeah its cool
>Thunderstruck-AC/DC is blaring from main gate.mkv
>The fuck bill??
>100 Jow Forumsommandos zerg rush the facility
Cameron Reed
>Jow Forumsommandos in tanks zerg from the main entrance
>Other ~20 Jow Forums's come from back entrance
>Break through security cordon 1k from fences
>marauder vaporizes your puny stalinium tank with the force of a thousand suns
>Jow Forums's storming the rear get they're rears stormed by ayys in area51 for "research purposes"
Grayson Martinez
Evolve yourself into a drone.
Morph into a hatchery.
4 pool.
Easton Green
>Attach camera on to bald eagle
>Cammo-fags can't shoot eagle
>Take pics
>????
>Profit
William Wood
They track everything that flies in the area with very powerful cameras, far better than anything you can fit on an eagle. That's where a lot of our optical tracking/guidance work is done.