HOP, HOP! OVER THE TOP!

malinger

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I like you.

the truly courageous thing would be to turn the weapons on the rulers who sent you to die in a ditch over some ridiculous Hohenzollern-Romanov family dispute

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Slam fire krauts into salsa.

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dumb namefag

You know that trick doesn't work anymore

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wobble?

This basically didn't happen, and only did when the soldier had either committed some sort of grave act or had deliberately sabotaged their unit.

In the Empire/American armies, anyway.

after you sir

>o-okay

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OH GOD OH GOD NO
*shoot superior officer*
*get shot for treason in return by everyone in the unit*

*Shoots foot*
Sarge I accidentally my rifle at my foot,

I'd kill the officer

Charge over the top, the opposite way. Charge til I get shot for treason or make it to my countries legislative body and bayonet all the richfags tryna make me fight people for their imperial ambitions.

what the hell did he do to deserve that?

>mount an MG on a wagon
>fly what's more or less a pirate flag
>raid into the sunset
Yup, that's Jow Forums. I know where I'm deserting to.

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Come on captain, you're not getting out of this, especially after eating the general's beloved pigeon

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stay low, follow the terrain and """""provide covering fire"""""" until we either win or retreat