You wanna survive a bear attack?

Don't go into the woods with onions faggots.

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"Chubon’s first reaction was to retrieve Uptain’s Glock from the nearby gear pile, but he didn’t know how to function the slide on the top of the firearm that chambers a bullet."

"When the sow diverted its attack to Chubon he tried to throw the gun to the man who knew how to use it. But the firearm fell short of Uptain and no longer contained the 15-round magazine of 10-millimeter full-metal-jacketed bullets that Chubon “inadvertently ejected” while trying to disengage the safety. The handgun was otherwise functional, Teton County Sheriff’s Office determined after an analysis."

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>while trying to disengage the safety.
Lel.
>Later he refused medical treatment and quickly flew out of Jackson Hole Airport, hours before his guide’s body was discovered.
Wow.

>ejected the mag while trying to disengage the safety

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I mean, to be honest, people react differently in certain situations, such as watching someone being mauled alive by a grizzly. Sounds like he lost his shit, fled, and then got the fuck out of Wyoming from the extreme sense of guilt.

Not everyone functions under high stress.

dont go in the woods with a fucking pussy

You only need .22lr to survive bear attack: shoot guide in leg then run away after disarming him.

>go in bush with other people
>have gun
>other people don't know how to use it
>don't teach them how to use it, just in case

Couple of geniuses.

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Bears don't attack real people but the wilds are reclaiming their own...

that's someone's daughter, and probably wife at this point too. delet

>>Later he refused medical treatment and quickly flew out of Jackson Hole Airport, hours before his guide’s body was discovered.
Wow, what an actual cunt.

Nobody is gonna marry Riley reid

no she isnt. also her choice of proffesion, she knew what it meant

i would marry her she looks like nice girl

Sauce on pic

How to spot a marine

Anyone who marries a porn star is next level cuck.

Kek

a girl should not be judged on past actions; nobody should. we make mistakes but she is nice and gets good husband like all pretty girls

Gotta get that housing bonus

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t. Roastie

To his credit, if he was a woman he would've just frozen up and curled up into a ball or tried to run away. At least he had the proper fight response to go for the Glock and knew where it was. His only mistake was not knowing how a handgun works and assuming the guide would take care of anything. Which to be fair it's entirely possible that the guide had told him beforehand not to worry about safety because he would take care of it. I think the guide was really to blame for not keeping the glock on him at all times while he was in the wilderness and he was responsible for their safety.

Haha, fuck no. Everyone should be judged by their past. Especially a past that comes with a blown out flap sandwich, and STIs

she is clean they take pills and medicine to keep them healthy she would make a good gf or wife but she is a daughter so you need to delete the picture of her in shame

You're talking about a woman who takes thousands of dicks for money. That's a step below typical roastie club whores who take hundreds for drinks.

it is a job and she is not a whore. a whore is dirty and mean she is a nice girl

This right here, why don't the guide have his primary firearm on him at all times?

Maybe he took it off to pee pee or poo poo

Also the article seems to imply a round wasnt chambered

I never let my sidearm leave my hip when out hunting, especially not when field dressing a kill.

Is hot .357 reasonable protection? Was thinking about picking up a .44

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All the more reason to carry, you are the most vulnerable when you are solo and taking a shit.

Possibly, or the guy just didn't know how to use a gun at all and assume it always had to be cocked lke in the movies.

Yes .357 is fine

kill yourself

attn: vegan snowflakes, this is a carnivorous board

So fucking sad

just kill yourself anyways I'm mad

You know damn well who that is

Back to faggot

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fucking Colorado degenerates

KSG
That fucking Alaskan "Guide"
>He carries without one in the chamber
>He takes his gun off him around an animal being skinned
>He dosen't educate his nogunz friend
Jesus

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Bears are the reason I carry innawoods no matter what. At least a big cat will crush your throat quickly, but bear attacks always seem so goddamn clumsy and brutal. Bears genuinely terrify me m8s.

He was probably a lumbersexual from Seattle who thought he was an Alaskan guide because he bought a bunch of stuff from Filson and wore suspenders

Slightly better than 10mm in a round for round sense, which seems to be working alright these days with heavy for caliber hard casts up in alaska where it's started to become a rather popular choice of a defensive woods gun. .357 mag has been used to take just about every large game animal in the US fwiw, although of course hunting and defending against are two different things. I'd take the .357 unless you can shoot a .44 just about as well or have a serious car sized kodiak bear problem.

Bears are just stupid strong. Once they have you they dont let go. They're content to bite and claw the crap out of you and wait for you to die knowing that pretty much nothing they can catch can break their grasp

.357 with a 200 g. hard nose bullet would be my choice

Carry a revolver if uninitiated retards might need to save your life with it.

She is a whore

>on a Glock

Does this still apply to drop bears

The wrong guy survived

.357 will work fine

> her job: take dicks in holes for money
> whores job: take dicks in holes for money
How is she not a whore, you thirsty beta white knight faggot.

Just piss n shiy on bear

>When the sow diverted its attack to Chubon he tried to throw the gun to the man who knew how to use it.
>But the firearm fell short of Uptain and no longer contained the 15-round magazine of 10-millimeter full-metal-jacketed bullets that Chubon “inadvertently ejected” while trying to disengage the safety.
Damn; they might've survived

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Shit like why I’m quitting porn. Too many white knighting faggots fawning over a literal thot/prostitute/whore/what have you for a chance to get STIs.

He functioned well enough to save his own ass, then skip town.

They should take him out drench him in elks blood and stake him to the ground.

And bears are more likely to start eating before your dead

she might be a good friend, but wife material? or even mother of your child? you've gotta be trolling

Why do we care?

HAR HAR Huuuurrrrr neva bin done befo.

>Oregon: "Female Friendly"
>Washington, which is supposed to be as cucked as Oregon: Fuck that, we want to see some monsters making stomachs bulge.

read the article, he did run away (after trying to throw him the gun) while the guide was still alive fending off the bear

I tell people who don't want a gun to train to use one anyone exactly for scenarios like this. What happens if you find/need a gun and you don't know how to use it or disable it (for safety purposes)? Why would you purposefully make yourself ignorant to something that there are hundreds of millions of in your country, owned by probably half the populace?

>doesn’t realize how many Asians live in the pac northwest.

Let’s just say right across the border there’s a town locally known as Hongcouver.

This argument is what ultimately got me into guns in the first place ngl.

reily reid shes jew gets blacked does hella porn has a gud voice too lots of memes gl nd gn

so at that point the gun was not only empty but still had an empty chamber
No one is talking about this. Why the fuck was he carrying a striker or DA/SA pistol with an empty chamber?

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I don't get, why don't you guys like marines?

Then why would they take this picture?

>Mother of your child
You hope! I’d be dna testing every kid that popped out of that hole.

>and his scalp had been peeled off from his forehead to his neck, though his skull in the exposed area was intact
the mental image, ugh

10mm glock in the hands of someone who can operate a basic slide rail. I mean fuck if you can't handle a Glock, there's not much you can. Really doesn't get simpler.
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Ooo yeah, and some decent weed to chill with. After.

Kekd

The guy in the video I linked here also had his chamber empty. My guess is they let the fuddlore "you'll ND!" Bullshit get to them.

.357s are weaker now. Many modern guns won't handle old .357. Weaklings wanted .357, but in cheap guns and in front of thin wrists

Many "harmless" stds kill infants. Combine that with a high A (TPAL) and......

What the fuck is wrong with you, she is mentally unstable and clearly had family problems, most pornstars have that, you can't take a woman that has had miles of dick to be the mother of your children no matter how clean she might be, all those gangbang and anal scenes will forever be etched on the internet, and your children might also be mentally deranged and choose porn as a career option. Do you think Morpheus is happy his daughter does porn, shit is embarrassing and disgraceful.

It's her choice to exhibit herself in acts of sexual activity, she is empowering herself you sexist, she is a strong women that don't need no man

It was a warm day — peaking at 73 degrees in nearby Moran — and while field dressing the elk Uptain removed his shirt and left it and his black nylon shoulder strap holding a Glock 10-millimeter handgun 5 or 10 yards uphill of the carcass.
>discarding your only firearm when it is most likely to be needed against bears:hilechering an elk in yellowstone
It's like he chose to die that day.

A canister of bear spray was slung from a hip holster on Uptain’s left side, but Chubon’s bear spray was left in his pack because it had “become cumbersome carrying it on the horse,” he told investigators.
>being so onions that you lack the vigor to carry an object weighing only a few ounces on your belt while you get to sit on your ass riding another animal that carries you
It baffles me *why* such a limpwristed soiboi would be in the Alaskan Wilderness in the first place; was he a spoiled rich cunt sent by his wealthy father on an Alaskan hunt to "grow a pair" and played by whatever weak little Jewish boy is playing the lead in a bunch of those recent comedies so beloved by NPCs?

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>^while butchering an elk in yellowstone

Nobody dislikes marines except for the people America invades

I hate marines, and I hate America as an American myself

I hate you too.

Where do you live, OP? Are you in my discord?

Go fuck yourself. America is free except for the corporo-police state that is incoming and keeps me safe

I love marines like I love my retarded dog that I taught to sic.

>not having the gun on you at all times
>so no need to rely on a no guns fag


His own fault.

>.357s are weaker now.
Not really, and the same can be said for almost any caliber, particularly 10mm which has suffered from lightened factory loads to an even larger degree. Plenty of full power .357 out there these days.
>Many modern guns won't handle old .357.
Bullshit. Unless you're talking about "this old SNS from spain i bought" in which case you're just being massively and intentionally misleading.

>she is a daughter so you need to delete the picture of her in shame
My sides, quality bait, delivery was perfect.

do I have enough bear protection?

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>thread about bear attacks
>baitposter derails half the thread over reaction image with a pornstar
Jow Forums. Jow Forums never changes

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One time years ago I saw an user comment "This is my greatest fear; dying in agony at the hands of someone else's stupidity" and I never forgot it.

and now I never will either, thanks user.
Remember folks, your sidearms is like your dick, keep it close and gripped firmly at all times while innawoods

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and to this day Chubon is still running for his life....

.357 revolver is fine and has advantage of being able to use a shot shell for small pests. It is a versatile carry in the woods.

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wouldnt do any good. Microchimerism, she will contain dna of every nog she has slept with. Kid will be a small percentage of men who are not the main father

Imagine being so insecure that you believe some pseudo-science shit you read on Jow Forums that your baby will be part nigger if you don't fuck a virgin. Lmao at your life

t. Roastie

t. stormfag virgin SEETHING at his computer and angrily jerking his tiny dick because women don't want to fuck a fat ugly creep