The Great Escape

I need a Jow Forums approved state to move to in the next 2 months. Id prefer somewhere in the South besides Florida or South Carolina. Virginia is on the table right now as i can get a job there through a contact but i dont know how much it pays.

All i want is somewhere i can be left alone to work and shoot my guns in peace. Ill have about $4-5k come March in the bank if that helps. Looking to rent. Thanks for any help you can provide

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Go to Wyoming if you want to be left alone

Alaska is the best place to live if you want to be left alone but fuck off, we're full. We have enough California and Texas transplants as it is and Anchorage is starting to look like Seattle with the amount of lumbersexual faggots there are

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What the fuck is Maryland highlighted for? Virginia just smacked down a bunch of anti-gun legislation, but things are on the verge of taking a turn. North Carolina is like Virginia's twin sister if you want to play it safe.

Fuck off we're full.

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cross referenced gun laws and states with over 90% white populations and choose accordingly

Missouri is in the midwest not the south you fucking mongoloids

>Colorado here

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Texasfag here, I would totally move to Charleston SC. Or if they're too blue, definitely New Mexico or Arizona or Nevada.

You do realize that there are overlaps in these vaguely defined regions, right? Missouri was a border state in the War and is generally considered to be closer to the South than the North in its culture.

Why don't you just purge their face with your automatic weapons? Actually that's too violent. Leave them outside for half of an hour, with no wheatgrass shots or in-n-out. They will die and go to the buzzsneed interview in le sky.

le Weekendgunnit armie has arrived. NO WEEB SHIT FURSHIT ALLOWED>

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How's Fairbanks, Alaskanon? By hook or by crook I'm gonna buy land in your state someday. Don't worry, I'll leave everyone else alone.

Stay the fuck away
you northern/western cancer fucks keep moving here and bring your shitty politics and voting habits with you that ruined your own states

fuck off

says you, you stupid fuckface flatlander
do you want us to burn Lawrence to the ground again? huh?

>go to the grocery store
>peak tourist season
>overhear a couple of California college kids talking among each other
>"I'm telling you man, we should all pitch in and get a cabin up here so we can visit whenever!"
>tfw

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I agree that all Yankees should stay out, but since he's asking on Jow Forums I suspect he wouldn't come down and vote Democrat

Fairbanks is cold as shit, I don't live that far inland. But the land up there is cheap and the people are friendly enough, like everywhere else. You'll have to deal with drunk natives a lot more often though. I myself live in the Southeast Corridor because I have a wooden boatbuilding shop and I needed a place that I could do it year round with access to good timber

Just go to southern Ohio.

Jow Forums is full of commies, queers, liberals, and antigunners, even more so since 2016

I'm not sure which I hate worse, the fag Californians or the just absolutely atrocious Texas drivers all over the road. I swear I get cut off by someone with Texas plates at least once a week.

>Virginia is on the table right now
The second that Amazon HQ opens up here it's over. We'll be flooded with Seattle and CA types who'll see the no steppy license plates and lose their shit.

>I suspect he wouldn't come down and vote Democrat
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East Tennessee is full, we got enough assholes trying to turn it into Yankee land.

I'm from KY I don't give a fuck about Lawrence

If we defined the regions by culture or civil war participation you could say parts of Ohio and Indiana are vaguely southern enough or that Kentucky is part of the midwest but not one does, it's the south. The borders are clearly defined.

We've survived despite NOVA. I doubt Amazon HQ is going to be the straw that breaks the camel's back.

I actually think the Rocky Mountain region might be your best bet, specifically Wyoming, Utah, and Arizona. There's a lot more open spaces, and some people can actually just walk out of town to shoot their guns (depending on the area). But be careful with the town or jurisdiction you chose to live in. Some places can be really corrupt, government wise. Keep up on the research a bit. And if you do settle in somewhere, make sure you have a good defense and public relations (neighbors) plan. It will help, in case of any disputes. Think of it like setting up your own personal enclave.

Best of luck to you, user.

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Kentucky is always included as part of the Midwest. The "Midwest" always includes Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Missouri, and Kentucky. It sometimes extends to the Dakotas, Iowa, Montana and Wyoming, though to be fair I've only ever heard of two people trying to claim Wyoming was a Midwestern state.

The point being is that the borders are not "clearly define." Go ahead and just look up the American South on Wikipedia. You'll get various sources from various people describing what constitutes the South and what doesn't. There is no clear-cut definition, sperglord.

Because id go to Jow Forums asking for a state where i can be left alone as an antisocial fuck to shoot guns on my own time after work just so i can vote in more gun grabbers and socialism

If i wanted to be with socialists and californians and busybodies who want the government to be involved in everyone elses business id just move to Austin instead of making a thread

Arizona is turning blue and will have mag limits/carrying permits/other legislation in a few years since Cali exodus and the loss of Airpaio
Utah and Wyoming are in consideration but the problem is finding a place to live within my current budget and near a job that'll pay the bills. Although i fucking hate snow after 22 years of dealing with this shit

My family is going to NC but i dont like there or SCs laws so ive been leaning towards Alabama or Georgia. Missouri and Oklahoma are also in consideration but fuck tornado alley. Id go back to Florida but they're going bluer and bluer after Parkland and all my friends are leaving

Not him, but it's more asocial.

>asocial = avoid society
>antisocial = wanting to hurt society

Would Mississippi be another consideration?

Havent looked into it much but probably

Also, I've been through the southwest portion of Missouri. You'd be surprised how much open space there is, compared to the rest of the state. Especially around the Ozark Mountains near Branson.

You can still smoke in gas stations in misery, it's the south.

yeah just go to the worst part of ohio.

I would actually consider it a border state. The large cities are kind of like blue enclaves, but in the more rural areas there are still homes that fly the rebel flag outside their home. And the more isolated and closer to Arkansas it is, the more rebel flags there are.

I'll concede that MO can be considered flexible even though it's recognized as the midwest by the government in no world is Kentucky considered Midwestern

>The large cities are kind of like blue enclaves
That's literally every city in the United States, it isn't specific to the South or to Missouri.
Niggers, poverty, shitty weather. Yeah, it's paradise.

Kentucky is pretty fucking swell. Good gun/self defense laws and demographics.

Montana is the west, Nebraskas not even on here, neither is Kansas or Oklahoma. Wow someone isn't even from the Midwest.

southern Ohio

oxycontin, meth and hillbilly junkies. I'd sooner live in the worst slum in Sri Lanka.

Lived in Southside VA for a few years (Appomattox area) pretty chill and cheap. Northwest Arkansas is nice too if you're into innawoods stuff.

You're not allowed to smoke at gas stations?

I've been doing it for years, nobodies said anything. They all seem to avoid me though

I doubt that shit will happen in AZ even though it's going bluer and bluer it still has the best shooting culture in the US. Literally everyone and their brother has an AR or something to take to the range or the desert every month, including the spics and even some of the transplants I've met. The type of laws that are going to be pushed for first are increased taxes, more welfare, more social projects, higher wages etc. Even still it is a safer bet to head to a state with more homogeneous demographics or states that people don't like to immigrate to often, like Utah, Wyoming, the Dakotas, and Alaska.

Moved from CA to TN East TN is great basically a Ethnostate if you are a black stay West of Nashville or dont come at all.

You sound like you're confusing different types of regional definitions.

If that's the case the I can use the category system. Columbia is a blue enclave on steroids (literally California). If OP wants to relocate to the Central area of the state. It will be hell for him.

Fuck you nigger.
>NO WEEB SHIT
Do you know where you are?

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Montgomery Alabama is nice. Black but real southern blacks dont give a shit as long as you like to have a good time and like barbecue

>Montgomery Alabama is nice
Everything else you said is true but no it fucking is not. The gump and Birmingham need to be razed.

NoVA is electing all sorts of bullshit. Amazon HQ will only tip the scales further I think. Especially when they spread out. DC/NoVA technically fucks over MD more than VA at least.

Move to a gun friendly Western state with blm land. Wyoming, Montana, the Dakota's, Alaska. Idaho, or to a lesser extent where I love Jow Forumsolorado. People might shit talk Colorado a lot but we have public shooting land and outside of Denver and incorporated cities you can open carry. Also if you come to this area you don't have to deal with the humidity and heat of the south or the insane cold of the Midwest/northeast.

sir i am a Corrections officer and a part-time blacksmith Tennessee is the promise land.East Tennessee that is.

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>cold
>isolated
>easy to get away from the government and all people
>easy OPSEC
>did I mention isolation
i swear i won't fuck up the place i'll just be in me own little hole in god knows where not bothering anyone

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anywhere in indiana that isnt indianapolis will cater to all your gun owning needs desu

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VA isn't bad. demographically we are getting more yanks and spics by the day, i.e. fucked.

if you move here, you pretty much have to be fine with confederate stuff.

if you want the good paying jobs, but stay to yourself, try dealing with DC niggers for work, but live in King George county. a buddy of mine lives out there far enough to where his only internet options are satellite and DSL.
t.southern nova fag

>other good picking in your selected:
>arizona
>west texas
>most of Oklahoma
>anywhere at least an hour to an hour and a half out of a major city

the only reason I'd invite you to VA is cause we're fucked, but I'd rather deal with spics than yankees. spics stick to themselves, but yankees want our culture dead

of all the drivers i have seen, fucking miami fags will go 90, cut you off, and cut into the exit over the solid white lines

This is why I refuse to live on the east coast ever again. Even in Colorado if you're anywhere outside of Denver no one gives a shit about your guns and many even open carry outside of the city. When I went to rural Maryland with my ex two years ago guns that are openly carried and talked about here seemed to be like dirty secrets there.

well the south at the least is former confederacy.
Missouri and KN had sympathies and Missouri even left the union (lincoln didn't recognize the state government as legitimate).
>the oddballs though are
Texas, Virginia, Kentucky, Missouri, and Florida
>100% southern are
Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, and Tennessee

this is hard to refute, but anyway

>Florida
it is southern in the northern parts. South florida is less southern and more of a coastal culture as well as an island culture with spics.
>Virginia
the entire state is southern except the following:
Manassas, Loudon, Prince William, Alexandria, Fairfax, Arlington, Manassas Park, and for good measure Norfolk and some surrounding areas.

the rest of the state is southern by most accounts. Stafford has a big rebel flag next to 95. it pisses off the DC fags so much

(note, prince william does have the best ice rink out of VA, DC, and Maryland)

>texas
it is its own thing, but east texas i have heard is culturally southern

>KN and MO
it is split, culturally they act southern and can claim it, but it varies.

whether they are 'midwest', just ask to they want 'pop' or 'cola'

either way, southrons and midwesterners are culturally similar and get along well. one group just has a flag and more history, and arguably better food. if the usa was to balkanize, I feel the south and midwest and texas would form great relations.

as for cascadia/jefferson...i'd be wary

you'd like arizona (outside of the summer), but VA will get you money if the job is good. if you need help in VA, just ask

that's maryland though. VA doesn't give a shit outside where i listed here the only decent part of Maryland is west Maryland, and even then the people there are Yanks. (despite there being some southrons and actual rural fags, they are rarer in Maryland since they mostly fled the state to either west VA or parts of VA

>texas
>it is its own thing, but east texas i have heard is culturally southern

East Texas fag, can confirm. Rebel flags hanging in the middle of East Texas towns, West Texas identifies more with Texas as it's own entity.

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thanks for confirming texas user

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Np frien

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Charleston is great. I'm trying to get there from NC. People will definitely leave you alone here but good luck finding a job outside of Charlotte or Raleigh. Low cost of living, low pay, high taxes.

Do you happen to know any fields that are hiring down there and the pay is good?

Come to Arizona, low cost of living, small communities, and arguably the best gun laws in the nation

This

>and arguably the best gun laws in the nation
Nope. Alaska has you beat.

Went to HS in KCMO fuck KU, Go Tiggers/Razorbacks. But damn, can't swing a dead cat without hitting a hottie at KU. Even better than SUNY Fashion Inst. of Technology (matricumated there for toy design) 90%girls, 9.999% gays, and me. Talk about a target rich environment.

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It's lenient enough out here. I can buy any gun i want whenever i want with no non-arf regulations and i can open AND conceal carry without a license. I guess it cones down to if you would rather live in a hot state with civilization and a fuck ton of filthy minorities or a cold af barren wasteland where all 3 of your neighbors are at least 3 acres away and white

>Alabama or Georgia
The fact that you're even on the fence about this means you should stay where you are or pick Alabama. Stay away from Georgia we have enough retards.

The south blows. Move to Michigan's upper peninsula

Was looking into that myself. Houses seemed to be priced alright and I love fishing. Is it mostly free of chimp out people and "refugees"?

can i have a job carving wood boats with you?

Piss off, I'll draw a new Mason Dixon line with your severed fucking arm

Florida I get, but why not South Carolina?

0 permit reciprocacy, awful roads throughout the state, either ranch and farm homes or hood niggers but white, 0 work
Lived in Greer and worked in Greenville in 2016. Dislike

Texans learn to drive aggressively because we're driving around niggers and illegals.

Pfft ok kid, Texas is fucking barren.

Missouri is okay, but nothing really happens here. Pretty nice place if you're want peace, everyone is either friendly or just minding their own business. St. Louis and Kansas City are great places to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
There's not as many tornados as you think. The only tornado that I've been in was the Joplin tornado, and that's the only one this area has seen for decades.

>Go to Wyoming if you want to be left alone

This is true, but OP seems to be a pussy when it comes to frigid weather.

Virginia isn't Southern anymore, it's getting to liberal.
Maryland hasn't been a part of the South since 1861.
North Carolina is Virginina's retarded cousin-fucking, hipster sister-in-law. They are becoming a Democratic haven. You need a permit everytime you buy a handgun.
Nobody likes you squatter fucks.
Do you want this guy to die? Because Charleston is a death sentence.
You have too much faith in humanity. You're the kind of guy who would have welcomed Sherman and the carpetbaggers.
Agreed.
You're assuming that they are originally from Texas? Carpetbaggers have to get new plates when they move in from out-of-state bro.
Motherfucker, have you seen how blue Virginia is these days?
Georgia is turning blue user. But if you heart is set on it, look at Augusta. It's on the border with SC and if you change your mind, moving will be easier.
Fuck Florida drivers. I live in Best Jow Forumsarolina and I still have to deal with you fucks on a regular basis.
Come to South Carolina. Don't go north of our borders and you'll be fine. Everything is legal here.
North Carolina is becoming a Democratic haven. They are becoming Virgina 2.0
You have a death wish?

Dude that's a lie. SC has plenty of reciprocity and recognition. Team that up with an out-of-state permit and your golden. The rest of what you said is hard to dispute.

Come to Arkansas

>becoming VA 2.0
you have my condolences, this shit needs to stop. however, that post was more meant to determine what is and isn't southern

isn't new Hampshire good in 2nd amendment terms?

MO was smart enough to join the winning side. It's not part of the South.

Fuck off az is full.

I love Virginia, it's my home, but if you move here DO NOT go to Northern Virginia, south west is comfy. That being said it's getting more and more blue because of nova, fuck nova.

t. nova

>south
>states with over 90% white population
niggers stayed in the south after the lazy dixiefags imported them and the traitor John Wilkes Booth killed the man who was going to send them back. OP, if you are white come join us in the Midwest where we're all white and nobody will bother you.

Yeah, we are. Full of messicans, and libtard kommiefornia transplants.

They also pay you just to live there.

>New Mexico is highlighted

Nonono. Stay away. This place is a vortex of despair. Dont even drive through the state because it might get its claws in you.

This.
You do have to be tolerant of the weather though, 95 degree, 80% humidity summers; 15-30 degree winters.

North carolina is pretty sweet for gun laws. Just move to some inbred county like I did

maine too, maine and new hampshire both have constitutional carry

Maryland isn't Jow Forums. Fantastic state for everything except guns. It's also not the South -- not that we give a shit.

Boulder and Foco are fucked.

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Kansas is decent as far as gun laws go. That said, even our big cities look small compared to actual big cities. But, you can CC without a license and theres no restrictions on what guns you can own outside of the ones that every state would have.

If you do move here, move near one of the bigger cities though. Theres some shithole tiny cities out on the western side of the state.

I’m seeing a lot more people who don’t know how to drive in snow here these days. It’s fucking Colorado how do you not know how to drive in snow?

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