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>user has aquatic adventures because someone else is in the bathroom

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OP is a little bitch. People like you are why i will always bring my deagle or AR with me to my indoor range. Love making crybabies like you leave.

Im straining to not laugh audibly and now my coworkers are looking at me funny.

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The fucking autist that fucks your bitch when you're out playing D&D with "the boys".

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>"shit was cash"
>gun engraved with 2016 meme
>bitches about 12 gauge
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I thought I was the only one who does this

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I work at an indoor range in upstate NY and here are the two dumbest things I've seen:
>Fudd brings Kel-Tec 380
>Sets B-27 target, sends target at 15ft
>loads pistol
>rests elbows on table
>starts taking headshots
>Bullets smack into steel plates on ceiling
>Rush over, tell him to adjust target so bullets hit the backstop
>"But I hung the target how I was told"
>Tell him target placement doesn't matter if he's not being safe.

Second one:
>Guy gets an AR at the Rochester Gun Show
>Brings in AR to our range that day
>Whips out AR, starts hitting ceiling
>go over, notice he doesn't have sights or anything
>"Hey man, you can't shoot that in here."
>"Oh but I hip fire in videogames so I know how it's supposed to look"
>Point to dust falling from ceiling and say "Fucking bag it, and don't come back. We'll refund your ammo purchase too because we don't want you shooting until you get the right equipment."

I swear, only two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity.

Here is one of the two times I have been at the range and had people using the wrong ammo in their guns.
>be me
>be doing to normal nice day thing of shooting at the range
>asian guy shows up with a brand new gun
>range is cold for him to post targets
>be shooting again
>notice that he is getting fustrated that he he can't hit his target
>see him struggling with his gun
>he asked for me to see if it is him or his sights are off
>sit down at his bench
>grab a round of his 223 and plop it in the chamber
>the round almost slides deep into the chamber
>tilt gun back and round slides out
>he says he is even having trouble getting a round to go off
>check the gun
>it's fucking chambered in 243 win
>he has been trying to shoot 223 out of it
>let him know that he has the wrong ammo
>let him shoot some of guns so his day was not a complete waste

Apparently he was a brand new gun owner and got what his gun was chamber in mixed up (English was definitely his second language). While he was disappointed that he couldn't shoot his new toy, he was happy to get some very basic marksmanship lessons from me.

Damn, I thought I was the only one who did this as well; it's good to know that I'm among friends.

Virgin Sidestep: Tries to make as little mess as possible moving to the next urinal mid-piss when approached avoiding eye contact

Chad Pursue: Marks territory by leaving a trail of piss on the floor and wall while following the side stepper until trapping him at the last urinal to initiate small talk

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ah, the fabled piss switcharoo technique. That's impressive.

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That was cool of you user.

why can i not stop laughing at this??

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Do you flush both toilets you've peed in? I'd like to start doing this but what is the etiquette?

doubling up on shit earpro adds up to a single layer of good earpro. get some plugs that you can mold to your ears and some electronic cans.

Just the one you started in.

What's wrong with shooting a shotty at a range

>Be me
>Shooting WWII Luger
>still getting used to the sights
>hit target holder, knock down target
>hurriedly pack up in embarrassment
>drive home, unpack
>remove magazine, lift toggle, a round comes out

Drove home with a loaded Luger in the trunk, safety off.

nothing op is just a pussy and a faggot

>Not going to the range on Blue Crab Day.

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>walk outside
>go to picnic table I have set up in backyard
>shoot guns at various steel targets I have set up at various distances
>go back inside house when done

Must suck living in a city

Damn user

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>go to range
>set up in lane nearest to the crab leg stand
>I can hear the distant clinging of the pickaxes in the crab leg mines
>pull out my AR-15
>range wizard teleports to me
>tells me he needs to inspect my weapon, lighting crackling at his fingertips
>he grabs hold of the shroud and immediately recoils, hissing at me
>assure him that it’s chambered in 5.56
>he gives a reluctant nod before snapping his fingers and teleporting away
>load my magazine, load the rifle, and take aim
>before I can fire, I hear an acapella of schreeches
>I look over to the other side of the range and see that some fudd accidentally shot the falcon perches, scaring the falcons
>can’t shoot in these conditions, decide to just pack up and leave
>brass Jew stops me; demands payment
>I put five casings in his hand before he slinks back into the shadows
>pack up and drive home
>don’t realize until I pull into the driveway I forgot my can of beans in the lane

Fucking hate public ranges.

THIS NIGGA EATIN BEAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sorry charlie, can't beat the genuine article

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That’s when you mag dump your 7.5 inch ar in 5.56.

ZOOMED WORDS

France, 1940

I always use foam and muffs. I keep a muzzle braked upper if I want people to leave. Indoor ranges are trash.

Fuck off parker

Last time I was at the range I ordered a California roll with crispy tempura crab and got the worst food poisoning of my life, ffs, never ordering sushi again.

doesnt SIG mean fag in austrian

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you gotta stop wearing this shit

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Shotguns aren't even loud. I'd pretend to be sympathetic if it was an ar pistol. But as a 11.5" owner with a vg6 epsilon it's not even that bad with good doubled up ears like you should be using.

I did this with my Colt cap n ball like 3 times in a row cause they shoot so high, but I just laughed about how many target clips I owed the RO because I don't have autism (that bad)

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The fuck? Shotguns are the quietest guns aside from 9mm carbines.

Why would you do that? Use your words, politely ask them to change lanes, it works in the bathroom too. You were there first, they should be the one to make the mess on the walls.

>be years ago when I was a kid, probably 12 or 13
>Stepdad took me to indoor range, we lived in the city at the time
>Raised around guns my whole life ok my dad's side of the family, and talk about guns with stepdad often so I'm not a complete noob but still learning
>Go into range and see old guy maybe late forties/early fifties shooting a Glock
>Has a red dot mounted on the slide, which was very uncommon back then, first time I ever saw dodging like that in person
>He's trying to sight it in.
>His paper target is literally three feet from the muzzle of his gun
>The muzzle blast is blowing a hole in the target to where you can't even tell where the rounds are hitting
>Keeps saying "I can tell if it's changing any
>Even as I kid that barely knows anything about guns I think to myself "isn't that pointless to do it that close"
>Shoot my stepdads Ruger 9mm pistol and go home

>be me, superior Floridian race before all the bans and bullshit laws.
>go to indoor range with the new Desert Eagle I bought as well as my carry gun (Sig P938).
>busy range day, have to wait behind a boomer and his wife who want to rent glocks.
>pay and find one open lane at the very end of the firing line.
>pull out both hand guns and begin loading.
>notice boomers are in the lane next to me and I could already tell there might be an issue judging by the way they looked at the Deagle when I put it on the table in front of me.
>start with Sig and notice every time I fire they flinch.
>after a few mags I load a couple rounds in the desert eagle and fire it at a slow pace as not to disturb anyone tooooo much.
>instantly see the wife walk over to the RO.
>fuck.jpeg
>*tap on the shoulder* “hey buddy you done with that?”
>”I just started shooting it, why?”
>”we’re getting noise complaints”
>look over at the boomers who are watching.
....who the fuck complains about noise at a range!? Not to mention fuck the range for being cucks like that..they literally rent out Deagles to poor fags in .50AE just like mine. It wasn’t a total loss though he apologized and gave me a free range day card as well as refunded my day. Plus he gave me a spot on the rifle range where no one would complain.
>not my fault my gun is too manly for boomers.

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I'm 100% certain the range wizard is altering my shots but I can't prove it and the range chief just brushes me off on it. At this rate it takes me 5-6 weeks to scrape together enough tickets just to rent a time slot with the range twink. The next closest range is like 2 hours away what the fuck am i supposed to do bros?