What weapon do I defend my battlestation with, Jow Forums? Can I get a Sig Sauer P320 that tucks into my chair...

What weapon do I defend my battlestation with, Jow Forums? Can I get a Sig Sauer P320 that tucks into my chair? Budget is 300 dollars.

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A used shield.

You should have bigger concerns, in my opinion. But yes, you can indeed buy a gun for money.

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>american comic books figurines
>no Japanese anime figures

i think you need to get your priorities straight mister

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>capeshit
this isn't reddit m8

>All this useless plastic landfill.

Just kys faggot.

>cuckime
Go back to your anime discussion shitholes. Stay away from the good boards.

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>not a single tome of literature
it isn't worth defending, OP. you should have a 12ga hanging there somewhere though.

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Is this just a meme now or are you the original schizo/custardmouth/honkposter?

Memewave, because you are a meme.

Is this you?

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that's a *Professional Gamer*
How dare you disrespect his gamer cred

No this is him

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Doesn't matter because your back is to the door and your wearing headphones.

A CZ is the perfect choice for you.

>capeshit fags acting superior to weebs
You’re both cut from the same cloth of shit.

Not bad, I'm impressed. The set up isn't my particular cup of tea, but nice.
You're probably going to want a Mossberg 500 using Federal's Flitecontrol wad (there's another company with something similar, but Flitecontrol is a lot easier to remember). Here's why, it patterns nicely, I would feel comfortable using this at 40 yards: theboxotruth.com/the-box-o-truth-56-federal-flight-control-1-buckshot/

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You realize this is a bait thread and that’s not OP’s room, right?

Anime is awful though.

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All Capeshitters must hang

I used to think like that when I thought anime was all schoolgirl moeshit for touhou weebs until I discovered Berserk and Fist of the North Star.

it gets even better wait till you discover jormungand, gunslinger girls, and black lagoon

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>schizo/custardmouth/honkposter?
What the fuck are these?

CRINGE

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Fuck you faggots this is my phone case, find and kill me at the nearest Pilot you flyover Califags.

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What?

This is schizo/custardmouth/honkposter

I look at animals humping all day long and feed myself to fatten up my tits, what's the issue?

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dude learn to keep your posts coherent and together you boomer faggot

>telling schizoposter to keep his posts coherent
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You got any Metal Gear figures?

you know not of what you speak

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You’re on a mongolian claymation watering hole. This ironic shitpost doesn’t come across believable, mate.

>Oh no!
>They're posting anime on an anime image board!

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You can't think for one second about what that might mean? I just used commentary on furries watching animals humping all day, and fused it with the Pilot "flyover" crowd in Northern California, and the accusations of me being a goosefucker. I don't fuck geese, and I stick my cock in their eggholes until they bleed.

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oh duck you for duck's sakes
why don't you just duck off
and get the duck out of here already

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But does that match against my ability to use snake shedded skin as a condom to penetrate your smoker’s throat hole? I mean when we talk in terms of logistics, that trip to Pilot won’t matter here. You’re the flyover New Jersey fag here. Let’s settle this like men so I can slice your balls as garnish for my hot omelet in the morning, ducksauce.

Unironically looks comfy as fuck.

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What the fuck...