If you could have any real or fictional gun/weapon from any time period for free, what would it be...

If you could have any real or fictional gun/weapon from any time period for free, what would it be? Personally I would choose mp7 with 40rd mag, suppressor, and some sort of optic.

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M60 and M60 accessories.

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Any other answer is wrong

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My how unoriginal and distasteful

Fuck yes.


For me, its a portable minigun

>fictional gun

and you pick an MP-fucking-7 ?

>superheats and vaporizes your flesh on contact
>"devastating to lightly armored infantry"

The pistol just because I could conceal it easily and then suddenly flashlight someones chest cavity open.

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AS VAL

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Tsar Bomba

For fuck's sake, if you're going to pick a 40k weapon you could at least choose something that isn't space-slavshit.

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Ppsh41 and lots of drums

>lasgun
>not harlequins kiss
>not weeb shuriken cannon
>not volkite gun
Absolute pleb tier

I'm a manlet human how and why am I going to use that shit. It's quite literally OP/overkill or impossible for me to use in any way.

If I'm just one normal squishy human it would be best to have one weapon that I could hide but still use to kill basically any living thing on our planet.

also

>not picking space slav-shit

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE ?

Any fake gun/weapon too? Yes this is the correct answer. Well actually, I would love to have a full kiloton tsar bomba. Or a fucking universe destroyer cause you said any weapon.

Any weapon, you say?

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>overkill
Get the fuck outta here.

>shitting on volkite
>taking slavshit over literal Martian death ray
>not melting your enemies alive into slush like that one plasma death from the old fallout games

>kiloton
A kiloton is like the bare minimum you can make a nuclear weapon. The Tsar Bomba had a test yield of 57 megatons and a theoretical yield of 100 megatons. The reason they didn't test it with the full 100 megatons is because they thought it would not only kill the test pilots who dropped it (who barely escaped the blast anyways) and they also thought it would create enough fallout to probably kill hundreds of thousands of Soviet citizens in the area

aaaaaaaand now everyone knows some boi is shooting a death ray and I gotta fucking kill a bunch of glow in the dark niggers who want to take it from me

also i'll probably fucking kill myself somehow

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But user, you could really make them glow in the dark with it!

I hope to have one made one day. But I fear that will only spark a need for more. in calibers ranging from .22 short to .410. materials ranging from Zamak to engraved steel with gold inlay. with gloves made of the most exotic and foreign leathers.

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I would gladly pay the government a tax stamp for each and everyone

What can be better than that perfect 16 ga pump action shoutgun, produced on MOLOT plant?

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Obviously with the bayonet. The .308 version even though .280 gives me an erection just for the sake of having access to ammunition

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Why it so ugly?

why are you so ugly user?

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Don't remind pls

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Because i cant be an assault rifle firing into faces

It's okay Fren, your mind is more important than your looks.

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Underrated

>literally shoots 12MOA at 100 meters.
>beats itself to death within 3000 rounds
>outrageously expensive.

I have no fucking clue how the Brits actually accepted this pile of shit into service.

sauce? never actually heard of this. From what i remember it surpassed the FAL in trials in basically every way but that might just be internet fanboyism. Also which version beat itself to shit .280 or .308?

A Lamppost

Okay. But this bullpup looks like a shit, even worse that soviet bakelite monster

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>short .410
I think you mean 12 gauge so we can have pic related irl

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Mini gun is the easy expensive choice.

For me it’s the pulse rifle with grenade launcher from aliens. Or pic related

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>Also which version beat itself to shit .280 or .308?

.280 version had dangerously excessive head space after 1000 rounds and completely killed itself within 3000 rounds
7.62 version was probably even worse.

Source: Official US ordnance department test report apps.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/896858.pdf

12 guage is more of a gauntlet thing and thus not suitable for gloves

disagree, I like the lines on the EM2, that looks like an 80s action movie prop

For me, it's the chemrail

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>HIgh axis of sighting, moving firing mechanism, big foregrip, g43 breech mechanism
Some kind of fetish/perversion

That or the lightning gun from District 9.

Everyone wants the lightning gun but I liked that alien assault rifle that fired what seemed like explosive flechettes. The green alien bro had it when he and wickus assaulted the lab to get the fuel back

Fuckin pussys

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have fun literally never being able to shoot it since you still can't get ammo for it

FUcking this, but isnt it radioactive towars humans?

Fans, chambered in .40

Anything else, is just a toy.

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You guys are thinking small time.

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SBR'd SCAR-17 with a big ass brake on it, at an indoor range. Because fuck you.

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this please :)
M72 Gauss rifle

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I'd take one of those Daedalus carriers from SG-1 so I can hold the world hostage for better gun laws.

better pic

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Cuckoo-clock fag

an XM8.
I'm terribly disappointed that HK doesn't offer a civilian version of them.

>pull trigger
>immediately vaporize from the heat

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based

I just want a VEPR 12 in 16 GA with wood RPKS folding furniture

what the hell is that from? I've always wondered and I can't find it anywhere

Not sure If it counts as a weapon but Id pick a mecha probably megas

The only right answer is the judge dredd gun

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where is the handle?? how are you supposed to even wield that thing? with a pair of BBQ tongs???

The greatest rifle in the world.
M16 perfect ergos with the reliability of an ak with its piston system.
HK truly fixed the M4/M16 and perfected it.

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Acctualy they figured out that the majority of the blast from 100 megatons would go into space and waste the destructive power of a bomb that was allready expensive and very heavy.

Why in 16 ga?

I've dreamed about one for years.

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>Picks a fucking laspistol.
Seriously, if you want reliability and stopping power go with a tau pulse carbine or pulse rifle with modifications to let it accept laspacks, because those are neat, can recharge in sunlight and Tau charge packs don't charge well off 120ac.

See.. you'd try that and then the user that picked the tsar bomba would take you out with a stupidly powerful rkv.
Meanwhile in the ensuing chaos the user that picked the fucking death star would blow up the moon on accident while trying to draw dickbutt on it with the turbolasers.

Keltec is getting closer and closer to a production model. Just look at the ks-6

*blocks your airspace*
If I get the full facility.

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Fucking saved

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How about infinite ammo?

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>not recognizing that the motherfucking Scarab Gun is not your regular Plasma Rifle
Also the radioactivity thing is more relevant with the Covenant Carbine, which fires radioactive projectiles and leaks some of that when reloading, and not so much the plasma weapons.

>3MOA, 7 pounds

It's a man rifle built for war.

Ah yeah the mini death star pistol huh? I like to keep my arms however, I'm not a super cyborg that can handle that recoil.

M27 is sitting at 1.5 to 1 MOA, could change the rail system but that american rpk is pretty fucking sexy.

what up bitches

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looks far, far, far better than the l86
god, leave it to brits to fuck that up

fuck yeah

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the gbe was posted twice already ya big fat nerd

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I apologise for missing this and must compliment your fine digits.

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The heavy rifle is cooler, even if it does completely suck.

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Ez choice

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Long live Helghan!

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A lasrifle/pistol is actually one of the most practical choices because of the powerpacks. You'd have a hitscan weapon with zero recoil that hits like a .50 and can be recharged from any energy source.

But my final answer has got to be the portal gun. It would have soooo much utility, and as long as I can see the moon then it's viable as a weapon too.

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>Complains about space slavshit
>Posts litteral space communism

C2C - Delta

youtube.com/watch?v=PZbkF-15ObM

it's a nice song

GUNHAMMER

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Only correct answer

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why have a weapon you can never use?

Ask the nuclear powers of the world.

>collect spess ring you cant use as a weapon
>put more weapons inside you can use
>yo dawg we heard you like weapons so we put weapons in your weapon
>the flood appears
>its weaponception

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that's a very reasonable answer, I applaud your lack of sociopathy