Hey Jow Forums my neighbors cat keeps shitting in my yard

hey Jow Forums my neighbors cat keeps shitting in my yard.
whats the most ethical way to stop this?

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A handheld taser or go shit in its litterbox to show dominance.

Squeeze the shit out of its asshole. It won't be back.

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A water hose.

Shoot your neighbor

would be a shame if your accidentally dropped some rat poison in some tuna fish on the front lawn

Shit on the cat. Hold it down. Shit on it.

I call bullshit. Cats bury their shit.

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put a decoy on your yard

.50 bmg, cat won't feel a thing

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shit in the neighbors yard

If you don't have any pets then get some fox or wolf urine and put it in different places around your yard. I would start out real small though, try and put it around where he's getting into your yard. It'll repel cats for sure, but it's also gonna repel squirrels and shit too.

Outline your yard with ground black pepper. It works.

This

I used red pepper. Really any spicy powder. Just re apply after every rain. It will take about month but it works.

Throw rubber snakes wherever the cat shits. They hate those things. Also, is that Cole's brother Marmalade?

Yes this. Massive retaliation is the only way to go.

>.50bmg
>for a fucking cat
I like this solution. Alternatively plant some claymores around the yard

came here to say this. Don't stop until he gets his cat to stop.

Put black pepper all through your yard. Will deter the animals because the scent irritates them

Just yell at them like I do. I threaten to shoot them all the time but I never do cause they treat me with respect. But cats are assholes, if you cant handle sarcasm and asshole humor you wouldnt understand.

my cat never bothered to do that
some older cats don't care about it anymore, and if they shit on a lawn they don't really dig a hole to shit in and bury it

.22 with a bored out potato on the end of the rifle

This. Cat will stop coming around quickly if if gets hosed every time.

.22 CB to the brain

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winner

Shit in your neighbor's yard.

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But a dog

Buy*

Ban cats on the federal level

it's common sense

Get a couple of sprinklers

NAP violated, the only sensible course of action: break out the Recreational McNukes©

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>whats the most ethical way to stop this?

burn down their house when they're not home, so they have to move.

Literally nigger tier