alright lads question time
how should we bring peace to the middle east?
no such thing as a bad idea
alright lads question time
how should we bring peace to the middle east?
no such thing as a bad idea
Nuke Israel
well that one idea
got any others?
export kurds
nuke the rest
import kurds
let them go extinct due to radiation fucking their birth rates n shit
Kick AIPAC out of our country. Fire every dual citizen politician, try them for treason, and bar them from ever again entering American politics. Make decent relations with the Muslim countries being destroyed by proxy.
op here
these are some good ideas
lets keep them coming
Import them all to Europe through mass migration and no background checks, there will then be peace in the middle east and Europe will become a multicultural paradise
Actually let our 0300s and 11Bs get on the frontlines and let them have their Combat Action Ribbons for Christ’s sake
We did that for like 18 fucking years user where have you been? It's over. Pack the shitshow up and quit spilling blood for foreign lobbyists
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If Ben Kikepiro gets hanged, I would have a fat smile on my face. The main reason I haven't gone on a shooting rampage against libshits is because I am constantly reminded that conservatives are even worse
No we haven’t, since Obama took office only SF have been seeing combat. We were winning until he changed the damn ROE on our boys over there
There's virtually no dual citizen politicians. It's a myth they exist.
There's not 1 member of Congress who actually has an Israeli passport
t. achmed
That's false. Ground combat was still taking place in Afghanistan even through Obama. And Iraq, IS coming in was the faults of the Shiite government. Iraq was extremely stable when I left in 2010, and us 11bs were still on the ground, although letting the Iraqis lead the way, per the government's request. You guys really need to educate yourself on these issues before spouting stupid shit like LET DEM INFANTRYMAN LUUUUSE, Obummer. Also, Afghanistan is not the Middle East bud, OP is asking about the ME. Afghanistan woulda been fucked regardless without moving into the tribal regions. Graveyard of Nations. It's time to fucking pop smoke
That is false, and REGARDLESS they ALL, D and R sign AIPACs pledge supporting Israel, because without that they won't get funds in their war chest, and AIPAC wages rniugh influence in Jewish communities to ensure your rival wins.
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>lets invade another random Muslim country and waste tons of money and lives just because I dont like Muslims living on the other side of the world
Nukes. Lots of nukes.
A crusade.
We don't, just deport all the refugees back and let them all kill themselves
Napalm
Ban Islam
glass it all. At the end of the day its just a bunch of people killing each other over sand
>peace in the Middle East
If Israel would do what Jow Forums and Stormfront keep saying they'll do and create Greater Zion, that would create peace. But for some reason Israel, with all the world's governments under their control can't stop a bunch of ragheads in their literal front fucking yard, then I'm at a loss to explain how they'll take Greater Zion.
Add the fact that flooding their allies with Muslims who will eventually gain access to Western nuclear weapons and advanced technology. The simple truth is that there is, was, and will NEVER be peace in the Middle East.
Why would anyone want peace? The real question is how do we bring violence to the West?
>how should we bring peace to the middle east?
Develop renewable energies and move entirely away from crude oil.
I wonder what would have happened if we had pumped a trillion dollars into their economy instead of a trillion dollars of bombs and bullets
Actual answer? Support and facilitate rising dictators, any country looking to have an X spring, we assist in putting it down. Disregarding the JQ and Iran/Iraq war, the ME/NA had unprecedented peace until we started trying to spread democracy there. With more Gaddafis and Husseins, sure you'd have the occasional dissident disappearing in the night, but you would have stability and security.
>how should we bring peace to the middle east?
Withdraw and stop invading other countries.
WHO GIVES A FUCK WE DON'T LIVE THERE
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You can't, too much damage has been caused since 1990. It will never be the same. But invading Israel and gassing them all while giving land back to Palestine, AND pulling all US troops out of the region would definitely be a start.
>how should we bring peace to the middle east?
trying to enforce peace on people who don't want to be peaceful is literally the stupidest possible mission.
rip mosaddegh fuck the cia
Purge our own nations of their sympathizers and then proceed to Deus Vult and Lebensraum 2.0: Dusty Nukes Edition
Literal glassing of the earth. Nuke it until we can make recruits polish the ground beneath their feet to a shine.
You said no bad ideas
Put turkey back in charge. Make a need Ottoman Empire
Show me their passports, you claimed they were dual citizens
all semites get the bullet shlomo, I don't discriminate.
By pulling out entirely, letting them kill each other until one takes over, then leave that fucker in charge. Boom, peace. Why the fuck should we care about that shitty sand pit other than because of the sunk cost fallacy?
>how should we bring peace to the middle east?
let the muds kill each other until one faction wins
that's how all of these things are solved
imagine if ISIS "won" somehow and we could actually go to war with the systems they set up instead of just a bunch of random bands of killers driving around in the desert
End global reliance on oil (or at least, mineral oil) and the entire middle east will collapse overnight. The various dictatorships and puppet regimes simply won't have the money to fight or fund insurgencies.