It's the "user shoots a mass shooter and saves a cute girl" daydream again

WHO SAID THAT?!?!
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!?!

WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER THAT JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!?

*notices bulge*
OH WOW WATS THIS

>it's the "user posts a weapons related thread that isn't a shitpost on Jow Forums" daydream again
I keep hoping some day the board will improve but it just gets worse every day.

>it's the "user has an imaginary argument with an anti-gunner and gets mad IRL" daydream again

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become the memes you want to see in the world user

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>It's the "user world builds a world that Jow Forums has magically been transported to and forms a tribe" daydream again.

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>be hangin round
>carrying my 4516
>worrying if I'm printing
BANG BANG BANG
>sand man is shooting at people with AK
>this is it
>get clipped before I can draw
>fuq.exe
>play dead while he walks past
>quietly get up and draw
>shoot him in the back
>cleverline.mp3
>Anna Kendrick comes and gives me a kiss
>sheepdog who heard the shots down the street thinks I'm the shooter
>get my head blown off by punisher engraved 1911

Youre gonna carry that weight

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>Anna Kendrick

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>its the "user gets his shit together and buys 100 acres of undeveloped land in Montana, and spends the remainder of his life hunting, camping, and making moonshine in his log cabin fortress" dream

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oh boy I can hear barneyfag coming over here
you fucked up, Satan

>he think 100 acres even counts as owning land

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Do people really fantasize and daydream about this? The last thing I'd want to fucking happen because my life would be turned upside down especially if I said anything pro-2A afterwards.

Begone shill.

Die you fucking Barneyfag
derpibooru.org/667183

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and there we go

>my life would be turned upside down
a subtle belaire. Nice.

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>tfw you know a copper who has a 1911 with punisher skulls on it
His GF says it ironic but I'm not sure.

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kys

100 acres is barely anything, people overestimate how much an acre actually is.

And it doesn't even work, because the cute girl will immediately run to check on her boyfriend Jamal who ran out at the first moment of danger.

My daydreams are all nightmares. Saves time.

>not daydreaming about being the mass shooter
Do you even edgelord bro

This, unfortunately

im just here to tell you yer a faggot

Yes because people feel inadequate in their own lives so much that they fantasize such a senario as an escape to their misery.

>it's the "user dies" daydream again

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That ride never ends

>It's the user gets in a drug fueled shoot out on the highway and runs into the ghetto shooting gangbangers and corrupt cops.
>Tfw the last bridge to reality burned

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>it's the "everyone looks at user to save them and he says weapons aren't allowed at his job :^)"

too realistic

>it's the "shit is going down but user didn't carry today because he didn't want to mess with carrying/work doesn't allow it and so people who know him look to see him awkwardly spilling spaghetti saying you've got to be kidding."

What a nightmare

Ive seen an obese mechanic open carrying (no holster btw lul) a punisher grip 1911 in a CiCis pizza buffet

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>caring about antigunners especially in a workplace shooting situation
shiggiest of diggiest

This. Need 160 at least, and in a valley preferably.

>attempting to save people you don't know
wat

>its another daydream about killing a mass shooter and dying in the process episode
I just want to die in a way that doesnt make everyone blame themselves desu

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>then gets shot by police
>then used as an example why "good gois" with guns don't exist
>completely ignoring how many lives you potentially saved
>and further convincing the general populace to do nothing

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>tfw this is your life

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More like:

>>user at first date
>>completely blow it and sperg out
>>ends date with awkward hug
>>starting to head home, hear noise
>>run around corner, find date being mugged
>>whip out CCW
>>mugger bolts
>>date is shaking, says thanks and leaves to go fire up tinder
>>she forgets you saved her in less than 48 hours

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Faggot OP on suicide watch.

>satanic trips and that based image

Fucking nice

>the cops also managed to injure or kill an additional three bystanders when they shoot you
>they blame that on you
>you're now a mass shooter too

>not being the mass shooter.
Fag.

I keep having my Spetsnaz flashback and shoot everyone.

How will OP ever recover?

kys

Was looking for this, Kek

Based

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kys

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

It literally happened two weeks ago in North Atlanta.
Good guy CCW is facing no charges.
Police chief basically told the criminal's family to go fuck themselves.
OP still a faggot though.

so Jow Forums, after you save the day, what's your one wish that the mayor gives you?

I've only ever had one dream/daydream/nightmare involving guns.
>At the super market, craving fresh popped popcorn, buy some
>See they have the original, kettle, light butter etc
>Was reaching for the extra butter because I eat it so rarely, YOLO
>As I'm reaching for it, I see XTREME BUTTER
>Fuck yeah I'm Xtreme
>Home, watching John Wick 2, tossing some corn down my face, man this is a butter overload
>Door gets kicked in, bad dudes with guns pointed at me
>Been planning for this
>Grab my Glock 19 on my living room table
>Go to swing it at them but it slides from my butter covered fingers
>I fumble it, manage to juggle it and catch it before it hits the floor, oh God they're gonna shoot me down any second
>In my panic I his the mag release
>Fumble and grab the mag from the floor, hands absolutely saturated in butter
>I swear butter was oozing from my pores like Charlie from the trees
>The bad dudes are just standing there now, I can see they're embarrassed for me
>I'm red in the face, manage to slap the mag home with a wet squelch noise
>Hands are so oily and buttery now I can't grip the slide to rack a round
>Resign myself to death as my clothes are now fully soaked in butter, so wiping my hands won't do anything
>BOOM BOOM! Both baddies go down
>Wick himself is standing there, looks at me in disgust
>Try to explain myself but I just burp up butter
>Wake up on my couch, butter-death popcorn bag Knocked on my floor
>John Wick 2 about halfway over, I have no idea what's happening
>Put the movie back to the beginning while I go microwave another bag of buttery goodness because my first bag is cold now

The only dream I fully remember. It's done something to me. I keep baby wipes around now when I have greasy food.

I tried the magazine flip with my 1911 after seeing John Wick 2. Flew across the room and put a deep gouge in my base board.

kys

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FPBP as always

God I wish that were me

OP BTFO!

youtube.com/watch?v=-LksYTLJpVE

>it's the "user shoots a mass shooter and saves the 2nd Amendment" daydream again

>not disarming the shooter then executing him Piers style while planting evidence

>it's the "user meets a cute guy at the range and they spend their free time playing with guns" daydream again

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>BLM kills you for it

s..s.shut up

>OP irl

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>cop
>carrying punisher iconography ironically

doubt

>it's the "user is a mass shooter and rapes a cute girl" daydream again

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kys

>OP's face when

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kys

kys

are you me with anything i hate?

kys

kys

Love that pic

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Back to mlp, fag. Humanized is still pony.

Get killed faggot

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Cringe and bluepilled.

NECK YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH

i'm in noguns country, but i daydreamed this as well this morning.
the thing is since i would go to jail if i shot a guy, the most plausible scenario would be pointing a gun at him and saying to drop the weapon. would that work in reality?

kys

>its an "user saves the fair maiden from a black bastard and spents an amazing night with her" daydream
>its an user remembers that was not a daydream and he failed to give himself a big chance

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based

kys

kys

don't bother. she only dates niggers.

Sir, a jelly donut Sir!

Hail Satan.