Jow Forums humor

Let's get a humor and meme thread going.

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ᵀʰᵉ ᶠᵘᵏ ᵘ ˡᵒᵍᵍᶦn ᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ʷᵃnᵏᵉʳˀ

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>this guy was given honorary citizenship in Belarus

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I heavily disagree

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>the emptynes in his eye tell a story
>a story about a husk of what once was a man
>driven by his desires until he too became hollowed
>only regret remain

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Perfect.

Is this in Russia?

chunky and cute.

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looks comfy desu

American as fuck

>serves his country
>is married
>has an heir
>super popular on social media
>beautiful American fast food shows he is both a war hero as well as the common man
>fine wine as well as brewskis
>lives in a free state
>has thousand yard stare from gruesome reality of war, yet is filled with joy and positivity by his family which he fought and killed for

10/10 would operate with.

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>humor

this weapon is unavailable for this class

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>He's a fucking Washingtonian
Why am I not surprised

>you steal valor so hard you get PTSD
Damn son.

whats the source of this meme again?

I feel his pain.

Terrorist situation in Kenya resolved by one SAS dude going on a rampage.

The funny thing is you could easily get this sort of service at the white house.

I was waiting for a cumshot to fall on him, or maybe some dildos, this picture sucks

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best camo

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Nigga it was like three weeks ago

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He is Russian, even lives in Russia. He just has an obsession with the Corps.

It's a Russian you stupid fucks. How new are you? The guy has tons of pictures like this, he's an autistic Russian guy that fucking loves America and dresses up like Americans and eats our food.

Good thing you don't need a Javelin to blow up a T-55, you could do it with a fucking grenade launcher

Where is this picture from?

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no shit sherlock, it's not like this and the other 2 pictures of him get explained every humor thread

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Pretty sure it's from McNig.

we all know of slavaboos, this is the first documented ameriboo I can think of

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Apparently not fucking enough for you tards since everyone is acting like he's an American guy from Washington. Fucking newfags kill yourselves

>open this picture
>Is the neck and shoulder missing off the casing?
>What in the hell happened here?
>wait
>Why is boolet so long?!
>What kind of fuckery is this?
>finally reads file name
>And I am now sold on .300 blk being a bad idea, I would probably be the idiot who manages to duplicate this. Didn't even know that would chamber.

*them

Had a Blackhawk above me in Afghanistan, laying down fire after an ambush
Wash like showering in hot .50 cal brass, so hot it Immediatly stuck and cooked to any exposed skin
Was glad they were their, but holy fuck shit burned like hell

How the fuck do you have the audacity to say no shit Sherlock? The fags he was replying to clearly don't know he is a Russian. Suck a whole bag of dicks you homo.

>that little cartoonish hunch he does before he starts digging around
I love it

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Can someone post the thread where some faggot shove a rifle into his ass?

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I too saw blackhawk down

This isn't humorous.

GALIL IST NOT FOR LEWD

wat gun?

Sig SG553.

Looks like sig 552.

What ever happened to boof?

1 of these

8x damage multiplier? Or just 6x with a 2x accuracy bonus?

>tfw all of yours made it in
feels nice

Max fucking cringe

Hello zoomer, would you like to go back to r/basicbitch?

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings

Kek you're really rocking the basic bitch phrasing. Are you ask me "tell me who hurt you" next?

Only if that'll continue to fuel your buttpain
Who hurt you?

And how many of those T-55s are still running and not just rusting in some central asian scrapyard?

Gimme one of them, boof

I think “arbor Pearl Harbor” is my personal favorite

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I think when he does that it actually makes room for it to slide down his shirt too, kek

Shit man, thanks. That one was one of mine. The three on the lower right above the picture are all mine. I thought that one was the weakest of the three, honestly.

Reminds me of those briefcase smgs in ghost in the shell

I just got off work, and this is too much for my rain to handle right now.

>inert
Pussy

who

That's not funny. Hot brass down the back is serious shit.

I may have a picture of her (them) giving blowjob

I think this is the worst humor thread I've ever seen on 4chins.

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Gotta steal his MREs.
7k Calories isn't enough to fuel that beast for even a half hour.

Looks like a shit version of an FMG-9

but can it still do the mad minute?

Looks like a young Vining to me

I don't get it

Wasn't it an 870 and not a rifle

this got me good, the accents make it better

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well, if it works it works

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if Luty made CC

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