Questions civilians ask you

Post things people who were never in the military ask or tell you when they find out you were/are in one of the services.

Main questions for me have been "have you killed anyone" and "did you deploy"
Main things they tell me are "my x was a y in the z service" or "if I was in the Army I would've x"

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>1. Was your wife/gf pregnant before or after your deployment?
>2. Can you jack off in private or do you do it at the squad level?
>3. Is it your haircut or something else, damn your ears stick out funny.
>4. Did you graduate high school?
>5. Is that shoe polish on your lips?
>6. Did you play a lot of videogames?
>7. Are you an angry person?
>8. OK.
>9. Were there any cute guys?
>10. Did you learn anything?

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>Were there any cute guys?

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one i got when i was coming home from work was "hey man do you think ww3 is going to start"
motherfucker I was an e-2 do you think i am woke on the strategic situation

>Do you think we're gonna have a civil war?
A follow up was
>The NRA wouldn't stand a chance against you guys would they?

Was a high school friend I hadn't seen in a while. Always chuckle to myself when people assume a milfag's politics. There's a lot of opinions you'll find it seems, but I think most of us like guns to a certain extent. Though I've a met a few anti-2nd Amendment fuck's.

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>don’t tread on me
>proceeds to tread on someone else’s country
Least milfags aren’t cop tier yet but both are cancer.

FUCK CIVILIANS LETS KILL THEM

>motherfucker I was an e-2
You were an e2 when you got out? How does this happen?

disregard that, I have no reading comprehension

>"whats it like to fight for a people that hates you and pays you bread crumbs?"
I didnt know at the time asshole

lol guess you should think on your choices longer

Eh, I prefer to not talk politics, but I don't really even disagree with you. I don't think there is an inconsistency in saying that you don't want your own government to violate it's own people's Constitutionally protected rights while also swearing an oath to said Constitution and fighting the "enemies of the nation" overseas. Whether or not the war or occupying a foreign people after that war is over is justified is a legitimate question however. I don't know, I'm just a grunt. I think the real war will be fought on our own soil someday.

The keyword is “me”

Stupid fucking civilian where's my fucking free coffee do you fucking know who I am and what I did for you?

No its not a legitimate question. Its a jew war 100%

>Is that shoe polish on your lips?
>OK
Fucking kek

Civilianfag here. I have a question of Australian Defence Force members.

Im thinking of joining the reserve forces, whats the general opinion on reserve forces and what can I expect?

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2DIV is a literal joke.

>did you actually do anything?

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