Mom found the bugout bag

>Mom found the bugout bag

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so tell her shes an idiot if she dsnt have one
also
>living with a parent outside of a roommate situation ?
bruh get a job

Teach her how to make and maintain her own.

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So? It's just camping supplies + gun. Nothing embarrassing.

>Roommate situation
>Renting long term
lmao

Then explain to her the legitimate reasons why you do. My parents know and they understand.

What sort of weird shit are you guys keeping in your bug out bags?
Just tell them its for camping.

>bugout bag

>not having a bugout trailer

I SHIGGY DIGGITY DO

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Your dads probably cool. My dads a beta faggot and doesn’t keep his woman in check so if she wants to freak out she will

yeah ik but im only living here to go to school for cheap
im gonna buy land in AK when i graduate and get a good job
the only reason im living with my mom
cost of living here is ridiculous

Well he actually doesn't shoot guns and mother just doesn't like guns all around. Even when I looked up stuff about handguns, she made it very clear that she didn't.

But tell me user, what do you have in your BOB?

What model is this? How to buy?

looks like some crazy DIY job

Post your moms feet

I bet 5$ it's a bunch of porn, some lube, and a gun.

This, and what size are they OP, we need specifics

what's in it? I had a very lucky experience.
when I was 16 my mother found my large sized surplus duffel bag full of vietnam surplus gear, helmet, chestrig / gear, survival manuals, knives / machete, brick of ammo and my 1943 Mosin Nagant. None of which she knew I had. Holy shit her face when.
> Be me
> 15
> have been collecting original and repro vietnam shit for a year or so, inspired by my grandpa (Mac V Sog)
> get together a BDU pattern set of pants, jacket, T-shirt, helmet + personalized cover
> Buy shitty Mosin Nagant from buddy, stockpile about 250 rounds of 7.62/54r
> Get chest rig for nugget clips and personalize jacket with name tape
> Buy out almost entire stock of guides and books from the surplus shop (from guerrilla warfare to survival, training foreign soldiers, marksmanship, everything that looked old or neat I bought and read through)
> Stockpile all of these in a large sized duffel bag, with nugget slid behind it under bed
> Pic related
> Feel pretty chad about my collection, leave the bag under lip of bed, waaaay farther forward than I usually keep it
> my mother apparently opened the bag out of curiosity, was more pissed about the rifle than anything
> Convinced her that I got it legally, and it was just an old bolt action. Hardly an anti tank gun or something, we both grew up with guns.
> She finally agreed, under the condition I asked her before buying guns or ammo in the future
Apparently she told me granddad (On my father's side) she told me about this only recently. He was a bad motherfucker in Nam', Mac V Sog, was awarded a pile of medals, etc.
When he heard about my cache of old surplus shit he said verbatim (no fucking joke, I wish he was still alive to ask him about it) "Get that boy an M16, he don't need that shitty old gook gun."
Fuck I miss him, this turned into a feels post I guess

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>gook gun

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should pain a target on it bc thats what it is

She's literally waiting for shit to inevitably hit the fan and will take it from you the first opportunity she gets for her own survival.

Do the right thing and rape her now, user.

This isn’t your blog faggot
>muh special ops grandpa
You and every other faggot with a Nam story.

1/3 of 18-34 year olds live with their parents

i'm crashing into your truck and taking all your supplies on sight

better get rid of that cum sock under your bed

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Pretty sure my mom found pictures I printed out and came all over.
It was the late 90s so it was WWF "divas"
Don't know what she thought when she saw it.

Also more recently I accidentally left porn in my parents DVD player and they used it and it auto played. (I'm an adult who moved out years ago at this point lmao)

What if the roads are blocked?

Holy shit that pic

Go back to /b/ dont bring none of degenerate shit here