I never actually realized just how small a 9mm was

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>Beretta 92G

My nigga.

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One of every caliber I have it my house plus a bunch of amphetamines for scale.

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Damn, didn't know Andre the Giant posts on Jow Forums

It's not

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>2019

>People still using .380 magnum

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lurn 2 perspective dude.
My peen is pretty subpar though. Would post pics but blue board.

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Why are you so fat, dude? Seriously, OP respond and stop being a fucking pussy. Jow Forums wants to know your excuse for being a lard ass.

ITT Op nervously tries to ignore everyone laughing at his fatness

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I carry a g17 with 18 rounds of speer gold dot 124gr JHP +Ps. Shit is the tits OP.

Hey, leave OPs fat, floppy, saggy, sweaty, blubbery man-tits out of this!

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Your organs and bones won’t be OK with a hole that size through them

His organs are already caked in fat

And cake

Caked in fat cakes of fatty obesity cream.

This fat fuck talking about size.

Nigger, people don't trust sandwiches around you.

Nigger, people don't trust chairs with you in them.

Nigger, people don't trust your bloodtype isn't "pepsi".

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I give OP shit but I literally at a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts by myself yesterday.

I'll have you know that according to my doctor my blood type is 100% Coca Cola negative. Please get your facts straight.

>Bloodtype:Pepsi
kek

>just a photo of my bullets and amphetamines

That ham fist is more than a dozen krispy kremes. That's decades of bad decisions and sobbing into a face full of cake.

Your point?

I've been shooting for a few years and recently realized that .223/5.56 really is just a .22 caliber bullet. I know it sounds dumb but I thought the bullet had to be bigger. I don't own an AR so seeing some loose rounds at a gunshow and I was like "holy shit these are tiny! These are what so many people freak out about and call high-powered?"

That ain't a wrist, that's fucking BISCUIT DOUGH

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OP, why you fat?

Dunno. Overeating?

How fucking TURBO LARD ASS are you to have amphetamines and still be fucking fat? Nigger, that shit is supposed to make you skinny. You're playing on easy mode and still fucking obese.

>.45 is even close to .357
Lmaoing at .45 cucks

I bought a .25 auto just so I can buy the cute little ammo

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I might do just that.

This thread did not go as OP planned...

Shit, only thing OP has ever planned is how to shove the most cookies in his fat mouth at once.

>implying a caliber bait thread would have gone any better
The goal of the troll is to sow chaos in whatever way he can

Humans, yes, but I can understand why a Titan like yourself would have second thoughts.

holy fuck that fathand

I keep giggling at the thought of people giving OP suspicious glances when he's occupying the same room as a fucking sandwich.

This photo makes everything look normal. But yeah 9mm doesn't look intimidating. Oh well, I'm sure if I ever have to shoot someone in self defense I'll panic and end up turning them into swiss cheese anyway.

t. i dont own/carry guns and need to make myself feel like that's okay

I live in a shithole state so I'm not allowed to carry.

Pie is the true thinking fat man's baked good.

Same argument could be used with .22

You're big enough to have your own sovereign laws, lard ass.

I trust my life to a 380.

Also, that’s a big hand...like you know the boney part of wrist that sticks out a bit? Can you even see that at all? I remember when I used to be a fat ass kid I never knew that was there until I saw my dad had it and I asked.

I cut a fuck ton and enjoy running, but can you even see that part of your wrist? Can you see any veins pop? (I see them now and play with the ones on my hand)...

Jesús cristos

kinda. There's something there but if I lost weight it would be more visible.

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It's all ogre now

now imagine .45 acp has almost the same energy. its basically an inflated 9mm

>sausages for fingers
Dude, how do you not know there is a problem?

Can't have people running around with 'high capacity' guns. Gotta push the 45 meme and keep their round counts low.

You think I don't? I just hate myself too much to care.

Dont feel bad I'm fat too OP also my hands are shit because of manual labor and I dont moisturize

Forgot pic

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You hate yourself because you are 38% pie. Stop being a fat troll and the hate will go away. Losing weight is shockingly easy if you aren't a no-willpower bitch.

eh. maybe tommorow.

>45 ACP
>not 10mm
Step it up, faggot.

do you not have any depth perception? you might have brain damage

11.46>10

>you are 38% pie

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hmm could you hand model mad max fury road dvd case now
for size comparison

that boolit is the size of my penis and believe me it hasn't killed anything!

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Replying to ya here, seriously cut. When you start to see veins pop, muscles move, and the little details that are there, it is really fucking neat

And that’s a shit mindset

fpbp
>missing the point

>not throwing 2 inch rocks

.25 acp is fun to shoot my grandma has an old beretta i think it’s a bobcat not sure but really fun little gun to shoot

REPORTING

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Dont have that on hand but I have a copy of your name on blu ray

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And here's me holding the smallest guns I own

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If I ever got a jewcannon I think I would do .357 so I could actually afford to shoot it. Nice set.

>not going full .50 african elimination just for memes.

WAfag here
I'm a power lifter and I'm gonna cc a deagle on my 21st
Will post pics for proof.

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the Makarov round even laughs

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Whenever anyone talks shit about [insert X round here] I'm reminded of an anecdote I once read.

The gist of it is while talking to a cop from a part of the world where shootouts are a regular thing, he mentioned they still load their guns with ball ammo because its what they have. He retorted with "but haven't you heard, ball ammo isnt as lethal as hollow points" to which the cop said "I guess no one told the bad guys that".

>missing the point

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>call out 9mmfags for wanting to die because 9mm couldnt kill 50cent
>youre f-f-fat

hey nongun user, you don't just chunk 'em like a dirt clod. google 'bullet energy' and lurk Jow Forums for a year before posting again.

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user put your Moms meds back, she needs them because you suck as a kid.....

remember that bobby kennedy was assassinated with a .22

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.380, but yeah you sure got us good. You own a lady's gun, btw.

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Arkansas hand i think you can tell by the slight jaundice

>hand
OP. I figure you sleep now but I worry because i found that I have a Pituitary tumor. At least google that shit for me. "Acromegaly" Andre the Giant had that but you don't even have to be tall. Your hands look pretty small compared to mine tho. Still, take of yourself.

disgusting

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He is fat. That’s an objective truth. Look at those sausa-
wait a minute, are you OP?

Excellent taste in music, user. I saw that concert in Chicago

>an ominous presence enters the room
>you can not fast travel when enemies are nearby

exactly.

Jesus Christ Ash lose some weight.