>conceal carried for the first time today
>idiotically mention it to lesbian friend i'm bros with
>she suddenly brushes her hand around my hips and crotch trying to find it
>first time a woman has touched my crotch
wow, guns really do make your life better
Conceal carried for the first time today
Charles Walker
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Andrew Hughes
That was clearly an act of aggression, you should have pulled your carry
Caleb Butler
Are you going to bump donuts with her now?
Hudson Gutierrez
>telling people you are carrying
yeah dont do that
Isaac Roberts
EAT OUT HER FUCKING ASSHOLE
Julian Reed
she wants you to cure her
Hudson Cooper
On todays things that didn't happen.
Jaxon Mitchell
it was poor judgement. I definitely have to learn to stfu
she probably would crush my genitals if I even tried
I find her cute and she has big boobs, but she has a gf, and I'm sick of trying with lesbians (I have a bad track record with this) but they're great bros
Cooper James
>based natsoc family meme image
>my sodomite reprobate friend
Nice try fucking kike.
Bentley Sanchez
Thank you
Colton Anderson
>doesn't smoke illegally imported tobacco and drink illegally distilled alcohol
Tyler Murphy
PK put your trip back on
Isaiah Hall
This is the worst wojak meme I've seen.
Eli Wilson
its really not that hard to believe, you're just a shut-in.
Leo Campbell
Hell yeah, brother
Wyatt Walker
>first time a woman has touched my crotch
>I'm sick of trying with lesbians (I have a bad track record with this)
Stop trying to fuck dykes. You're obviously not serious about getting laid and are probably a faggot. Sorry to break it to you.
Jacob Gutierrez
Ayden Foster
He can't help that he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body, you shitlord.
Logan Robinson
Nice to hear friend.
This user does have somewhat of a point.
Isaac Walker
>have guns
>embracing marxist culture
SAD!
Ethan Clark
>female friend
>never touched a woman
Nigga u gay
Lincoln Barnes
I like it
Henry Williams
Cooper Wilson
You rape them then you clean them up afterwards. She’ll be so emotionally fucked from you being her friend raping her, then the nice action of making it all better that she probably won’t tell an will come back to relive it again an again. If she ends up acting all weird about it then you just have kill her shave he head an find a pig farm or drive to bear county.
Unfortunately this is the only cure for incels and lesbians.
Henry Thomas
>she has a gf
If so who cares, she doesn't have a bf