Homemade waterboarding devices

Found a black guy breaking into my car, currently have him in my basement tied up. I'm looking for proven waterboarding techniques. Thanks in advance.

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Did you call him a nigger?

pics or gtfo

Just execute him and send him downstream. If you aren’t related to him chances are police will never find you out.

Exactly how long have you had this guy tied up in your basement?

This is day 166

Kek

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gag him and break his fingers one by one, stealing is bad

Don't you just need a bucket, a cloth and access to a liquid?

What have you been feeding the creature?

Break both of his femur bones, they're the most painful bone that you can break.

My scraps of what I don't eat or random objects from around the house. Yesterday I made him eat an old leather boot that belonged to my wife when she was alive. (RIP Cindy)

Fact: Waterboarding BDSM is hot. Do what you will with this information.

>Not water(melon) boarding
It works the same way except you untie him and offer some fresh cut watermelon before he goes.

>Homemade waterboarding devices
It's called a towel

Just put a hose on top of his head and let it drip.

Based. Bring back our ancestry.

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probably the best way to establish how inferior they are

Waterboarding is illegal.
Protip: It ain't waterboarding if you're using petrol.

There are other ways

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Remember to keep the head elevated.
Water should flow over the nose but nevever in it.
Water in the nose is drowning.
Water over is US approved

>Jow Forums commits a hate crime
I hate reruns

Time stamp please

I wasn't aware there were certain techniques to this

isnt it literally just trying to make people feel like they're drowning? dont they just put a towel or something over someones head and then run water over it?

adding to this

seen it so many times in movies how can you fuck up something so basic

just like I hate tripfags