Was the real and holy kube destroyed? i heard that it was

My gay way of saying take the kube one piece at a time.

So it wouldn't cost you a dime?

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MOTHERFUCKER

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five fingered discount

As far was we know it's still siting in some room at the Edmonton Regiment Military Museum up in northern Canada.

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>tfw moving to Alberta
AVE NEX ALEA

GOOD NEWS!

I sent an email to the contact listed on the site, and the MURDER CUBE PREVAILS!

AVE NEX ALEA

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SALUTO NEX ALEA

We should make another one.
Ten times bigger.
Thousand times more gunnier.
We should weld all US small arms together.
Everyone will have a gun in general, but no one in particular.

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It’s pretty easy to get deactivated/fubar’d guns/parts since they aren’t useful for their manufactured use. Start small and work your way up.

Lang lebe der Mörderwürfel

user, It already exists. It's just... very spread out, disjointed in form. All those guns we own, when seen from infinitely far makes up the Mighty Six-Sided Death.
There is no need to make another one, as It already is.

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So when are we starting a religion to get tax writeoffs on all our guns and ammo?

>inside our holy relic is a pair of boots
neat

THEY ARE NOW HOLY BOOTS!

We will have to stage a rescue if it ever comes down to the states. Map out it's rout and waylay them in the middle of nowhere. Make it seem like your typical spic/negro hold up with everyone masked and gloved and have someone go "Holy shit Tyrone, look what they have in the back!".
No one will care because to everyone else it's just some statue that hasn't been seen in five years and no one pays attention to minority crime.
The only question them is where to put it so devoted pilgrims can visit and where they can't take it back?

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>Two teams, at night in the boonies where there's no cell signal
>One to close off the road behind them after they pass so no there's witnesses, preferably at a turn point, they will need road work disguises
>The other will be several miles down. Make it look like there was a car accident or something to make them stop
>Once they're out of the car the team members laying in the dark off the road get up and hold them up, mabye steal their cash money so they're not suspicious
>Really ham up the hood talk, a "White extremest group steals anti-gun art piece" news line is the last thing we want
>After the mobile gallery trailer is busted open, freak out about finding "the motherload" and about how much crack you'll be able to buy or something, then load the five panels into a pick up truck, disable their car and drive off
>Drive a hundred miles off, avoiding anywhere with CCTV and dump the truck, transferring the cube to another vehicle, drive off into the sunset
>???
>profit

Imagine if it actually came to the US, there would be rooms of hippies with random autists in flecktarn and with Jow Forums patches interspersed between them.

The reincarnation of the Jow Forumsube shall begin with 9mm, 45acp, 7.62x39, 22lr, 7.62x54r and 20mm casings.

Anything else I should add to the start?

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Nothing stops any of us from making small murdercubes of our owns. Miniature shrines, of sorts.
Even if it's just casings and shells, veneration is within reach.

defy our worldly knowledge

>tessera/k/t when?

But don't deactivate everything. Leave the Cube capible of firing a variety of rounds in every direction. Incorporate at least one working flame thrower into the design.

>The only question them is where to put it so devoted pilgrims can visit and where they can't take it back?
Innawoods, of course.

I have had lengthy detailed fantasies of Jow Forums heists to steal the Holy Kube and place it in our cave of austim, deep innawoods.

In a dry cave where we can keep it safe from any rust.

allright you cunts, next cube thread we have to post our micro Jow Forumsubes and handmade holy relics

I’ll try to have it roughly in the shape of the Jow Forumsube by then.

>w-was it a false god?

just like a gun, even our god must be taken apart for routine cleaning.

The Jow Forumsube will always exist. It will reincarnate when it decides the world is ready.

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>Approaching the pillars of the concrete bunker, you walk near two guards
>The two men, one skinnyfat and another 250 pounds bear their SKS's with bayonets fixed and pointed at you
>"Halt! By what right do you approach?" The neckbeard spits out
"Right by pilgrimage, we appeal to the Jow Forumsube before the fight against ginsburg"
>Being a glow in the dark nigger, you knew more about the Jow Forumsommandos than your dogshooter backup
>The guards let you pass beyond the pillars and toward a solid blast door
>The guards escort you into the antechamber beyond
>The seen was unfathomable, lathes, presses and forges pound out every weapon part concievable
>The heat felt like the heart of a volcano, the noise was deafening. Workers darted back and forth delivering parts and guns to their endpoints
>In the center of the back wall, perched on a pedestal of nuclear glass sat The Murder/K/ube, these autists worship it as the god of war and weapons
>On the pedestal sat a plaque inscribing "Nex Alea, the Jow Forumsube of war, sits perched overseeing the forging of His children. That man carries His fire across time and that the strong and the weak rage against subjugation"
>To It's right, a statue of an angel made of knives. The Ar/k/angel, the Jow Forumsube's top lieutenant and patron of blades oversees the forging of blades bayonets and axes
>To either side of the pedestal are streams of molten steel pouring into underground molds for the making of cannon barrels
>The Basili/K/a as they call it would pump out weapons for entire armies in a week, any raid would never make it out
>You begin to glow, as you do, you feel a sense of unending despair

The Jow Forumsube is a being of fire and hate, born with the other stars. What connects us to that fire matters little, only that the fire of hate burns and the blood flows is what matters

It’s beautiful

It shall be Jow Forums's Mecca

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So it was written, so shall it be done.

The Kube is merely a shadow, an intersection between Its level of reality and our own. Like a tesseract projected to a two-dimensional plane, It is simply an approximation of its truer form. It lies beyond mere space and time, It lies beyond what our brains might even conceive. We can only cast ourselves at Its feet and pray.

War is the way of Man.
Man is the means of War.
You allow us War.
Our worship is our readiness.

It is proper to adhere to our nature,
Aggression is natural,
We are meant to be aggressive.

Through war we are purified,
Through slaughter we are enlightened,
I cast thee, Nex Alea,
May fortune find strength in me,
So that my weaknesses be absolved.

Saluto Nex Alea.

I know what I'm doing this weekend.

Welding or hot glue?

>was the real and holy kube destroyed? i heard that it was.
SUBSTANTIATE YOUR FUCKING CLAIMS
I WILL FLY TO THE US, RALLY UP YOU CUNTS, THEN DRIVE US ALL TO CANADA TO RETRIEVE IT IF WE HAVE TO

>A portable installation on wheels
his shit would be so fucking easy to steal, we should fund it just to make things easier

>Jow Forums makes hundreds of 1x1 foot cubes out of shell casings, solid, not hollow like the old one
>Joins them all together
>Sprinkles with "Deactivated" hi-points from charity "Hand in your guns" events

the-eye.eu/public/murdercube.com/

>murder Jow Forumsube comes to US
>liberals loudly protesting against guns
>conservatives loudly protesting for guns
>autists in full kit closely circling the Jow Forumsube on their knees, quietly praying
>

no, this is the Jow Forumsube's will. it has split itself apart, and given us the task of forming our own. we can forge our own Jow Forumsubes now, the ultimate gun storage solution and altar

AVE NEX ALEA

Surely someone would notice you when you came through their town?

Need more religious imagery of the kube.

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Should I?

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It’s a convenient storage for the heads of gun grabbers and Jow Forumshampions alike

Boots? It must be a sign to crush our enemies underfoot. Water? Waterboarding it is.

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As far as low-kew merch goes, it's okay.
I would buy, if I ever wore hats of anykind whatsoever.

should i buy it and wear it with my shuaiby cosplay rather than a regular beanie?

>cosplay
You can wear it in your casket, then.
Utility first, mate.

semen

When it goes back on tour someone needs to do a bunch of high res imagery from every angle so it can be scanned into a 3d model and printed