Jormungand

The episodes/OVA with Roberta and the grorious nippon steel arc put Black Lagoon below Jormungand in my opinion.

>TFW YWN Operates with a muscular yet soft brown shota operator.

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Her name is Koko, she is loco, I said oh no.

Because the ending was shit

This. Skip the last couple episodes

Please...have mercy i wanted to only masturbate once tonight.

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>shitskins
>tryhard muh competent women
>shota kun gets the milf
shit is unberable and feels like a spastic 15 y/o virgin wrote the fucking script

>interesting weapons get replaced by ACR's
>Anime teir gunfights
>retarded as fuck master plan to stop warfare
Season 3 should have Jonah leaving Koko and seeing what her master plan had done, and then joins a task force to find her and force her to turn off Jormungund.

This, the fucking timeskip and non conflict of the last arc was so fucking beyond retarded. God shota vs his old team would have made such a fucking cool arc even if none died. Im so fucking sad man that we got that open ended shit.

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Might as well not even watch the last half

Also the main chick is antigun

It's fun an remains so until later half of season 2
I just REALLY wished they never added the stupid computer shit and just stuck with a fun team of mercs operating, having down time, and and barely escaping fucked up odds while keeping the rest of the world mostly in the background with them sometimes getting sucked into shit like the second episode
also
>no valmet OR chiquita gf

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Gunfights are shit. Literally one of the shittiest gunfights i have ever seen in the anime.
Most other stuff is OK, somtimes even pretty dam cool, but gunfights kill the series for me.
Just look at this shit:
youtu.be/N_WEFMurrdc?t=6m36s

Its literally leslie nielsen tier, only not funny.

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The show were some bitch kills entire squads with a knife.
It's fucking trash

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Because pretty much everyone has seen Jormungand and admits it's kinda retarded. Pumpkin Scissors is probably more realistic than Jormungand despite featuring a WW1-era supersoldier, a 13mm anti-tank pistol, and at least 2 moe waifubait characters.

Every Jow Forums anime thread:
>Whatever's airing this season and happens to have guns in it
>Combat Lolis
>NGE DUDE!!!
>Black lagoon
>Space Cowboy
>Upotte always neglected, too obvious to mention so newfags never watch it
>Latest "Gunporn" show that fucks up nearly every aspect and has powerlevel-tier combat
>S&W
>Every 00's classic "It's not Jow Forums but it's still good!"
What have I missed?

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buff girl may be the best thing ever devised by the jap

get fucked, HCLI niggers

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I want valmet to dominate me with her feet

Are you literally 14 or do you just have fuckawful taste?

K-On of course

I dropped that anime after that destroyed a helicopter by launching their boat out of the water on a ramp and then firing a torpedo at it. It was pretty cool at times, but also pretty dumb.

the girls are great, the plot kinda sucks balls
I haven't finished watching the anime, lost interest in the 2nd season

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>I dropped that anime after that destroyed a helicopter by launching their boat out of the water on a ramp and then firing a torpedo at it

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>tfw small and brown and look younger than I actually am, but can't operate as of now because of dumb state laws and dumber parents.

>never seen MD Geist
It's the purest form of the Jow Forumsube.

The most Jow Forums anime is clearly GiTS Stand Alone Complex. Obviously the original movie is iconic, but it is more of a cyber-noir detective story than an operators operating operationally story, which is where SAC complex comes in. Not only do they get some cool VS-22 style thing to fly around in, they get awesome guns, sick taskings, and each season culminates in some really interesting crimes perpetrated usually by government spooks.

The second season is especially operator.

Black Lagoon is alright, but its not very deep and the context for the operating isn't all too impressive. Meanwhile SAC got ten niggas cutting each others heads off.

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Unironically kill yourself

Good action, story and characters suck. Black Lagoon is still superior.

>the most SS anime is ...
there is a cut away shower sex scene about the 12 year old shota

hot

kekkle'd

>Good action
kys yourself

It may be Jow Forums but its shit as anime goes

>Why do we have girls und panzer threads here if the most Jow Forums anime is Jormungard
Ahem.

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I wanted to like it, but it was kinda shit.

>shotakun gets the milf
Nothing wrong here

I wonder...I wonder if Valmet actually shaved down there...I mean, wouldn't be disgusting if you got trapped by Valmet scissors headlock and have to face her smelly, sweaty pubic bush...

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The Upotte one is so true it hurts, I had never heard of it before until randomly finding it while looking at Sheild Heros's studio, I am upset no one ever mentioned it in these threads

K-ON IS NOT FUCKING Jow Forums, JESUS SHIT IT'S THE LEAST FUCKING Jow Forums SHOW POSSIBLE
AT LEAST YOU CAN CUDDLE UP TO THE RANGE TRAP AND WATCH LUCKY STAR TOGEATHER, WHAT THE FUCK DOES AFTERNOON TEATIME HAVE TO DO WITH Jow Forums?

We only let Upotte off the hook for fucking up its gun porn so bad because at least the author is trying, and has genuine passion.

Shows that are just "This mah glawk fuddy five, this mah problem solver right here" get no sympathy from Jow Forums.

Looks decent

the most Jow Forums anime is GiTS stand alone complex second gig. Not only does it cover rapeugess being used as political maneuvering, but also gives a semi plausible excuse for all the power lever wankary in combat while still keeping it fairly grounded.
The theme is also partly sung in russian, so that should please all the vatniks we have constantly lurking.

Only seen a few episodes but I've liked what I've seen so far.
Also, RIP Unshou Ishizuka

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I think it'd be more disgusting to get trapped by a Valmet scissors headlock and have to face her not-smelly, not-sweaty hairless pussy.

Riding Bean and/or Gunsmith Cats

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That fucking scene had me dying

The end of the second season was fucking retarded. Really good up until there though.

This this this this this

>Pumpkin Scissors is probably more realistic
Really? The series about a guy who hypnotizes himself to tank cannon shells?

Gunsliner Girl and Phantom Requiem are two anime that I've been meaning to watch that may have some Jow Forums potential. They got some average/basic reviews, but Upotte also got below average reviews from a decent amount of people, so who knows.

>this.
Gouda won in the end, he out smarted, out planned, and out played the entirety of section 9
Kuze never got reunited with the major and she had to resort to some cheap ass "imma just gonna kill you just because hurr hurr" tier move to end Gouda in the end
This anime was absolutely 10/10
Would put the a tachikomas ai in a military multipedal tank and keep as a pet

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Phantom Requiem is some teenage fantasy shit, not Jow Forums at all.

>Jow Forums anime

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because Koko is secretly a huge no-gunz hyperliberal shit who hates airplanes.

[spoiler]2nd season ruined it.[/spoiler]

Koko is just bleached Sasuke from Kill La Kill
You thought that I wouldn't recognize that brow?

lol the bad guy in Phantom is hilarious because he's playing like 97D chess

user's got taste.

Noir.

No self respecting individual would have any interest in the Loli garbage that is upotte

>implying this is a place for self respecting individuals or that you're any better

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upotte is garbage, but not because its moe or focused around cute girls.
its garbage because it regurgitates wikipedia-tier facts about guns, and does cute girls poorly.
get some taste.

angel cop was about jews secretly plotting to rule the world with a masonic conspiracy and had the bad guys being globalist jews getting killed
thats the most Jow Forums anime by default

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The most Jow Forums anime is actually Trigun but it's exactly the same thing as saying Cowboy Bebop is your favorite anime in that it is just so good and too much of a classic that it's not even worth mentioning or talking about ever.

Real shame honestly.

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they only recite the wikipedia facts like 4 times throughout the show and the girls are perfectly cute

I think you're just a homo, user

Only k show worth mentioning is LOTGH.
>space warfare
>ships
>actual tactics n shiiiiet

>Jormungand
Tried to read it once, couldn't bear it. Characters were edgy 15yo tier and I stopped when that girl jumped on a running truck to stab the guys inside.

>Black Lagoon
Pretty much the same shit but somehow I enjoyed it, probably because of how unapologetic it is about just wanting to showcase badass characters with cool guns, shiny sunglasses and predatory smirks. Story? Who needs that shit.

>be an adult
>have enough expendable income that you can afford a collection of firearms
>have nuanced contrarian political beliefs that often gravitate towards nationalism and supremacy
>watch poorly translated japanese cartoons made for japanese children in your spare time

BASTE AND REDPILLED!!!

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i can't imagine being this new

>be a firearms enthusiast
>have expendable income
>buy AK-style weapon, meant for Russian army to fight wars

it's almost like fun things are fun regardless of culture
also jormungand is borderline hentai at many points, hardly for children

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Stay mad faggot

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>how could this be happening to me?

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What would an anime made by Jow Forums look like?

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All that was fine obviously a little over the top then they did the nazi sub which really blew me away with how cool the writing and idea was.... then they degraded to fucking little girls in maid outfits and shit and i wthought oh yeah this is why i dont watch anime

upotte

gunsmith cats if you ask old Jow Forums
upotte if you ask nu Jow Forums

U 1st noguns

>your range trap doesn't like K-on
I feel bad for you faggot

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It's a fun series, but she's a cunt who can't hold a candle to Lady Balalaika's farts.

>diet pepsi
Low power level soda choice. DrPepper stronk.

FAGGOT

>the greatest music in human history
youtube.com/watch?v=yiIG7nID_qs
>also cute boys

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all the guns in that were fake with a few exceptions, and generally the mary sure main character was a turn off for anyone in search of character development or relatability. that doesn't stop it from being a good story, but vash's plot armor really isn't that Jow Forums

I do remember one scene where a dude is running with an M 14. I smiled then.

a live action film of weak, suburban men drinking vodka and shooting milsurp while transforming into dickgirls.
throw in a furry or two.

Pornographic Black Lagoon with a reading rainbow style ending each episode with autistic levels of detail to the guns used in each episode

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Looks pretty Jow Forums for me tho it’s Black Lagoon

Based

never heard of it before, but i watched the first episode based on this thread. you have shit taste. this shit is retarded.

>the most Jow Forums anime is Jormungard

Jow Forums is for Jow Forumsusanagi. your Jow Forums membership is revoked.

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