Awhile ago I saw a pic with a guy who had posted about a US civil war sim where a guy and his mates in some bumfuck town managed to lock down a major east-west US highway that passed through or near said down. Would anyone have that?
In the meantime, have some random stories.
Based user, that's exactly what I was looking for, thanks!
Did we ever find what happened to that dude?
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Nope. Probably dead from the gas.
I'm also a retard, stories was meant to be the thread topic, not a name.
Does anyone have a screencap of that australian dude who wanted to use a shitty soviet surplus rebreather to go SCUBA diving despite everyone telling him he's retarded?
What’s this board’s mortality rate? I feel like over the years a few posters have ended up dead over stupid shit like that.
That's nothing, /a/ didn't lurk /out/ hard enough and started a forest fire that consumed "hectares" of land
Oh shit this just dredged up some gr8 flashbacks from the good ole days. Get this:
>the year is 2004, be lil 8 year old autist
>watch codename kids next door religiously
>frens all love the show
>live in pretty big liberal neighborhood on side of mtn
>frens want to LARP after I tell them about CKND
>have about 6-7 of us
>build a bunch of grape/balloon launchers with slingshots and rubber band guns
>there are several acre plots that are still unsold
>start building bunkers out of plywood on bunkers, give them fort names
>find one at the corner of the mountain between rich and less rich development
>name it No Man's Land
>form a child militia
>every weekend and day off school we dedicate missions to secure new forts and undeveloped plots of land
>older middle school kids from richer development higher up the mountain hear wind of our plans
>rolluponshittymtnbikes.exe
>they fuck us up with airsoft guns
>militia retreats back to houses for capri-sun and goldfish
>militia morale still strong
>find out local walmart has airsoft guns
>evilsmile.png
>by the next weekend we are all decked out
>have our own scout cav with backpacks, shitty paintball masks and single action airsoft pistols (clear m9 berettas)
>middle schoolers are waiting with pump action shotguns at No Man's Land
>fiercebbbattle.exe
>no rules, we just shoot until we're sick of getting shot and bleeding
>middle schoolers are better shots but we have numbers (8 kids by now)
>they retreat when one of them gets pegged in the chin and starts bleeding
>SWEETVICTORY
>to be continued...
>to be continued
keep writing fag
>but the teenager seems to state otherwise
Based madman zoomed at it
Sauce????
fuck this made me remember being a kid in the philippines (like 5 or 6). my friends and i would play war and shoot each other with single shot bb pistols. one of them had those battery powered cars and he'd drive while i'd shoot pretty much doing drive-bys without even knowing what drive-bys were back then.
God bless the user that deprived himself of sleep for that explanation holy shit
Based
Gotta get the benjies my guy
>next year rolls around
>all the kids have pump actions and shitty automatics
>militia recruitment up to 15 or so
>battles have become long multi-week sieges
>lib parents losing shit on why we are indonctrinating their kids
>they legit hire private security in little red SUVs to patrol neighborhood to stop us
>ohshit.jpeg
>paul blarts can't arrest us but they can detain us and call cops
>fuck
>we start making maps of the streets, little dirt roads behind houses, where paul blarts cant get us
>waging unconventional warfare on two fronts
>middle schoolers retake No Mans Land and a teepee in some hippies backyard
>paul blarts snag one of our bike patrols
>we start throwing firecrackers and paintball 'grenades' at the paul blarts to distract them
>vietcong.ai
>our tactics start to improve
>some middle schoolers defect to our side
>lore begins to spread @ school via drawings and autistic PTA/lib neighborhood thinking we are terrorists
>we are
>our little autistic minds are absorbing and thriving, learning warfare at critical age
>tactics start to change
>older kids have ammo caches somewhere, need to find them
>our defector give us Intel of a 'big kid' base up on the mountain behind their house
>goes by Jester, all our call signs are medieval like Shadow, Knight, Orc, etc.
>we send recon to find it
>make jute/olive camo suits before gillies suits are known to us
>fullboyscout.pdf
>find ammons cache has some porn mags
>we were mormon so we purged the degeneracy
>stole the ammo
>older kids find out and get pissed
>defector defects again, had a massive duel
>dark betrayal
>meanwhile battles occupy interest of other kids who watch and play gameboy from a safe distance
>cops start talking to parents
>airsoft is shut down on mtn. for causing 'general distubance'
>fuckinglibbootlickers.vhs
>team gets small, older kids lose the will to fight
>we take over their high mountain fort and raise our own shitty flag with a bear print
>last warriors
>patrols become more rucking and wilderness survival
>move away and start airsofting with milsim/faggotry years later
>I'll never forget the good old days