Whats best way to deal with package thieves? Any ideas on something so loud it will blow their eardrums?

Whats best way to deal with package thieves? Any ideas on something so loud it will blow their eardrums?

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Who the fuck steals random fucking packages! Like what's the fucking point?

Ink bombs, GPS trackers, and dummy packages.

Doesn't castle doctrine cover property like this? Isn't that it's advantage over stand your ground?

People in shit neighborhoods. When I lived in the city area, I probably lost at least $500 in stolen packages while I was at work and they were left at my door

fucking disgusting, these people just casually grab the package on a stroll down the street. set up something like in the video but instead of using blanks use "flash thunder" or whatever those really loud shotgun rounds are called. fuck their hearing for good.

build a pressur tube around the primer and fill it with 1-2g flashpowder (inside rockets as burst loads).

And build it with space between the hands or the hands fly off (like this can)

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Will this harm them? i only want them to get ear raped and not blown up.

>Will this harm them?
bleeding ears if unlucky :3

But 100% tinitus for a few months-years.

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nigga, flashpowder is dangerous as fuck and will blow off the head of the guy stealing the package.

>flashpowder
Flashpowder is safe AF. Its not my problem when you play with flashpowder and smoke at the same time.

I would assfuck them with a 5oz ETN/PETN charge with iron/resin casing. This would solve the problem (for everyone)

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>Flashpowder is safe AF

Please.. you seriously cant be this fucking stupid. Flash-powder can easily ignite, from metal alone. Putting 2g into a tube/can is considered a bomb.

2g of flash-powder will disfigure someones face.

How about putting up a sign? "Heritage Research. Establishing fatherhoods and initiating child care payments since 1996"

Ship them to work like the rest of us who dont work in a crack house niggggaaa

>Flash-powder can easily ignite, from metal alone
Dude, I made more than 3lbs FB in my live and this stuff is safe. Look at the vid, this is a lil bit more than 2g and nothing happen.

You have the right to answer me when you touched only one of these:
>Armstrong's mixture
>HMTD/TATP
>NI3

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christ how much of a pussy are you. It's 2 grams, who cares.
It can't "easily ignite" unless you leave a whole mess of it in a reactive metal (not aluminium or stainless steel) in humid air for weeks. Even then, it's fucking flash powder. There's a reason they use it for kids fireworks. It doesn't detonate, it deflagrates very slowly without external pressure.
It's not gonna "disfigure" anybody's face, it would take a heap of the stuff packed in there to even blow the can apart.
Like the guy said, a few grams of a real explosive would ruin their day

>2g of flash-powder will disfigure someones face
2 late for yours

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Why is it illegal to leave out a package and then shot people who try and steal it?

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not him but desu i wouldn't want to touch any of those

>Thinking 2g won't do anything to you up-close.

By the way, saving archives for reports later.

Flash powder is about the most powerful and most dangerous of the common fireworks mixtures Pyrotechnics work with, If you weren't all talk, you'd know flash powder is easily ignitable simply by static alone and or by the way you mix the powders together which in turn makes it very unstable. People like you don't know jack shit, and only spout what you hear others (who've never used it themselves or worked with such powder preach).

Please keep your slack jawed mouth closed, and stop acting like a hard-ass on Jow Forums when in reality you're as soft as a wet paper bag.

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*shoot
scaring them off doesn't really solve the problem.

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How do you enter a KFC in da Hood? Dood, this is the way you should carry.

A Flashbang left and a 10mm right

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I cant wait until you blow your hands off.

>Flash powder is about the most powerful and most dangerous of the common fireworks mixtures Pyrotechnics work with, If you weren't all talk, you'd know flash powder is easily ignitable simply by static alone and or by the way you mix the powders together which in turn makes it very unstable. People like you don't know jack shit, and only spout what you hear others (who've never used it themselves or worked with such powder preach).

looks like user has the power to light M80s with his MIND.

>By the way, saving archives for reports later.
Do it fag, report it to east yuro and wait for answer

>Please keep your slack jawed mouth closed, and stop acting like a hard-ass on Jow Forums when in reality you're as soft as a wet paper bag.

Look, that feel when the biggest lib pussy calls you soft ass

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Lets hope you aren't in the US, kiddo. Since the ATF is very very strict on this sort of stuff, especially when it comes down to KClO4, and how much you have in your possession.

By the way, sent off a report to the ATF and FBI online, because you are making bombs ;)

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Damn, sitting on Jow Forums like a libtard inside the range.

Flashbangs for new year is free here :3
Never seen polish cracker here ?

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([(you)])

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>pretending to be eurotrash after getting scared

lowtest as

Just look at my english and shut up

the fact that you type like an african american?

Boi I'm gonna slurp that bootyhole if you don't calm your ass downtown

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Read the rules for Jow Forums

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>get a post office box
>have stuff sent there
>costs a bit more but worth it in the long run
>???
>profit

Only works if you can show proper ID.

*snigger*

Why is American infraestructure so shit? In the first world if you aren't home they call your phone and ask you when you will be able to recieve the package at home or if you want them to send the package to the nearest mail office.

So this is what "raids" from leftie social medias look like now. They are learning, they used to post porn here thinking it was a great offence

>Whats best way to deal with package thieves?
you should make a special delivery box that UPS can put your deliveries in.
you leave it open with a sign saying "PLACE DELIVERIES IN THIS BOX AND CLOSE THE DOOR PLZ"
the door locks when closed.
easy fix.

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>So this is what "raids" from leftie social medias look like now
Nah, hes just mad and racist
>you type like an african american

I cant wait until he gets trouble for calling some ATF (lol, why) and the FBI because someone made Pyro in yuro.

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>racist
>african american

Since when was that racist? Jesus you toilet cleaners are fucking pathetic.

Dude, better watch your mouth in your free country ;)

This means you think blacks are stupid and unable to write prober engish.

>Jesus you toilet cleaners
WTF

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Start a small local business where you let people have their packages delivered to you first and then you deliver the packages to them when they are at home for a small fee.

Back to topic, legality of shooting someone with intent to commit crime within the confines of your property? If it was actual us mail, it’s a felony, that’s gotta mean something in court.

Niggers are stupid and can't write or speak without being unintelligible, oh and kys faggot

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Fuck you polak nigger, go scrub my shit stained toilet.

OMG, user gets the BAN.

Thx Mods

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Try harder faggot

You mixed Sodium benzoate with Hydrochloric acid ! Damn, I can feel it :3

BTW, it seems you like this:
Have more respect on this board. Calling others Fags (i dont mind) and play some shity games is weak. Its the 1st time since month that I see someone like (((you))) here

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why would you risk a potential legal nightmare just so you can fee vindicated by shooting some retard trying to steal your phone charger?

>why would you risk a potential legal nightmare
this is Jow Forums, Jow Forums never change. since everyone his is lurking and wouldnt do so,mething bad (Fucking a Mosin is OK).

But its illegal, staying the ground means a warning and the thieves just run away when someone opens the door.

Jow Forums wouldnt shoot in the back, wouldnt you ?

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You're talking about a country who's president openly speaks against vaccinations and climate change. Of course their infrastructure is shit, the whole place is a shithole

>Whats best way to deal with package thieves?
Forbid delivery company from leaving the package unattended without signature

If they don't have a signature, how can they even prove the package was delivered to you???

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Those little blank shotgun shell traps that you set to a tree with a tripwire to notify you if intruders are coming. It will make them shit their pants.

They do that here. But the package gets sent back so you just lose it

>Whats best way to deal with package thieves?
Invoke buyers insurance for never receiving the shipment until delivery company gets the message.

Or negotiate to pick up your own packages from the fulfillment center

Skitzoposting is my all time favorite.

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Mine too

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stay home and wait with a bat

People really steal packages? It always seemed like some unspoken rule that you just don't fuck with other people's packages. Rob their house? Sure! But the packages? Come on, man.

>inb4 It's because there's no niggers where you live.
Charleston, South Carolina. They're like half the population. Many black people walk by the house on the way to the park, and I am bad about leaving packages sitting out all day.

This all has to stem from overworked delivery companies and shitty practices in general. Where I live if no ones home you have to go to the nearest post office to pickup your package, they can't just leave it in the open.

Beaners

Yeah, just get a PO Box and maybe avoid jail? It’s like $80 a year, here. Are you that poor? Or maybe you’re just fakin it for attention.

Don't be a pussy, OP
Boobytrap it with dragon's breath