you walk through your house and see THIS
what do and what weapon do you do the do with??
also dogman thread
Dogman
Brayden Cooper
Dylan Powell
A cheap as fuck 12 gauge shotgun would easily take care of that shitty dog person.
Hudson Hughes
Put it's head into a vice and squeak high-pitched mutt melodies and watch the eyes become more concerned and crushed together before they split apart like comet cluster shell firework star scatter. That way I can get revenge against the LGBT community. I killed their psychedelic mutt puppies and tortured them. Peel the nose off and laugh at the trypophobic nose-waffle you could stimulate your dick with, but refuse to.
Their star eyes remind me of janny pie splats, lmao.
intro: FUCK YOU *pic related* PLSAB SPLAB PIES LMAO
Jordan Bell
Take easy there. It might be time to take your meds.
Colton Hernandez
Stop making these threads every 2 days.
Noah Rivera
Did you take your meds today bud?
Wyatt Reyes
Chase Howard
TAKE MY KNOT.
Nathan Baker
I fuck it. With my dick.
Jack Carter
Based skitzposter
Jaxson Brooks
M1 Garand or double barreled 12 gauge I guess
Asher Thomas
I would grab, lube, stockings, lingerie and foxtail buttplug...
>Come and take it! >:3
Gabriel Cooper
>Implying I don't want to get W O L F E D
Jace Wilson
take to vet, get it neutered.
Gavin Brown
SCHIZOS OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Leo Jackson
Landon Jenkins
hes back
John King
The hero Jow Forums needs, but not the one it deserves.
Mason White
A few gallons of gas and 26.5mms of mutually assured incineration
Justin Howard
Truly doug Gods work user
Luke Lewis
i use my grandmothers urn
John Phillips
*unzips dick*
Jackson Ramirez
based post
Dominic Fisher
Whatever gun I had on hand to kill that weird intruder wearing a Halloween costume.
Kevin Wilson
>be innahouse, innanite
>hear crashing and barking downstairs
>itstime.bonr
>grab blessed dog biscuit of the Jow Forumsube
>hear the dogdu coming up stairs, poke around corner and throw biscuit
>”Fetch.”
>dog catches biscuit, biscuit explodes
>rape doggo corpse then throw on the grill
>invite neighbors for barbecue
Such is life in China.
Gavin Ramirez
Slather peanut butter all over my dick and asshole as quick as possible
Jacob Nelson
oh hey baby!
its that time of month again?
+closes door+
+proceeds to put chocolate bar and midol under door+
I'm going to the range baby! love you!
Blake Anderson
Schizoposter undefeated
Thomas Walker
When shit hits the fan, I'm copying EMR entries that highlight schizophrenia and shooting everyone on the list.
Cameron Clark
>be at my home
>be armed because fucking dog people keep breaking into my shit
>here a noise down stairs
>oh God damnit not again
>get to the stairs
>see dog person slowly making his way towards me
>I put the red dot on his chest when suddenly I see he has a collar
>notice he's shivering and wet (it's raining outside)
>aww poor little fella, must have wandered in here to get warm
>go grab a bake'em strip from my pantry
>lure him up the stairs so he can play with my chocolate lab
>he loves to play with other dogs
>read his dog tag, guess he belongs to Frank next door
>slap a leash on him and return him to Frank
>frank thanks me and invites me over next week for a bbq
>apologize for killing the other dog people, I thought they were strays
>he accepts my apology and says after he gets this one fixed he should mellow out some
They're just stupid dogs guys, no need to kill em right off the bat
Carter Powell
>tommy, the neighbor's fuckin' dogman broke into the garage again and chewed up the drill press's cord
>git me the sunday newspaper; i'm gonna discipline that overgrown shit before sendin' him back to his owner
Aaron Hughes
>webm related
Baseless and blue pilled
Ian James
cringe
Christian Hall
I WELCOME THE KNOT
Ayden Williams
He gonna get it now
Angel Richardson
>barbecue
Am I seeing a disturbing correlation with this greentext?
Asher Perry
Had me a good chuckle
Luis Gutierrez
Jack off on his big gay head.
Xavier Scott
Last time we had this thread it devolved into skinwalker shitposting.
So are we going to discuss the merits of aquiring a skinwalker GF? Keto as fuck, can become whatever you want her to, and can eat any stray dindus that break into your proprety.
Aaron Gonzalez
Be careful about shit like vag teeth tho, some guy in the other thread had reasons to think it is a possibility.
Brandon Hernandez
3" magnum slug or 7
Ryder Cruz
Dang ol’ rougarous need a 10 gauge slug to slow em down. Pass by our home often and try ‘n scare us.
Evan Scott
Fuck off dog nigger
Jack White
Don't have time for this shit. I shoot it with my elephant gun.
Jack Nguyen
Fuck off dog nigger
Jace Smith
>run back into my room and lock the door
>prepare my sacred texts, the constitution and bill of rights at both ends of the pentagram
>pentagram is formed from 14" long shoelaces and coathangers
>perform the ritual as I chant the incantation-I place my AR pistol upper into a prepared rifle lower
>carefully place it in the center of the pentagram while chanting "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED"
>quickly disassemble the SBR
>ATF agents teleport to my front door, kick it in reflexively
>Gun down the dog-demon but can't find any reason to arrest me
>their thirst for dogblood is sated for another night
Adrian White
Clever
Luke Ward
OH SHIT Jow Forums HE'S BACK YOU GOT 5 SECONDS TO GRAB A WEAPON BEFORE HE TEARS YOU TO SHREDS
Luke Allen
My penis can only get so erect....I will use it
Isaac Flores
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
Jose Perez
Based skizoposter
Carter Collins
care to give the sauce, user?
Levi Davis
>put on atf gear
>mental dog hunter switch flips
>kill him on the spot
>go on a bloodthirsty hunt for the remainder of his species
You gotta be the aggressor
Isaiah Flores
I get the peanut butter
Michael Jones
God damn americans are fucking weird.
Sebastian Robinson
Anyone have the edit that's like but basically just the OP with tits?
Tyler Lee
Underrated post
Colton Ward
this is why i firmly believe the mentally ill have a right to defend themselves (gays don't count because satanic demons aren't US citizens by the fact that demons are born in hell)
Ryan Perry
>That way I can get revenge against the LGBT community
Kek based schizo poster
Xavier Sullivan