What does Jow Forums think of sap gloves?
What does Jow Forums think of sap gloves?
Carson Long
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Andrew White
gloves are for pussies
Matthew Sanders
>Gloves that make your hands heavier without adding protection
Just pack pepper spray and the thin northfaces if you need gloves
This statement is true unless you're in a situation where you need gloves
Ryan Barnes
This looks like a fucking meme
Wyatt Wilson
>heavier
delivering more force to the blow
>without adding protection
the leather and the lead shot or plate protect
They've been around for decades, old school police used them all the time riots in the 1960s and 70s
Have you never heard of saps or blackjacks? Same thing but turned into a glove
Tyler Robinson
palm saps were also pretty common, you could knock someone to the ground or worse with a slap
Luis James
Sap gloves >>>>> brass knuckles
Wyatt Adams
Whats your basis for that
Brayden Bennett
Pretty pointless if you ask me. If you are willing to carry a weapon then carry one that allows you to avoid getting into a fistfight. A gun, pepper spray, taser, baton, in that order.
Christopher Mitchell
they're not exactly common these days like they were with police in riots in the 1960s
someone sees you with them and they're gonna think they're just normal leather gloves
and then bang
Christopher Powell
>sap gloves
>not superior Sap Cap that is inconspicuous and ready to deploy instantly
Pathetic
Chase Williams
You can punch however you want without destroying your own hand
Jack Lewis
>not using mechanix
>not replacing the mechanix with more mechanix
okay
Robert Gomez
i guess i didnt know what a sap glove was
Lucas Perry
Do they come in bright yellow?
Jordan Wright
>be me
>perfectly healthy 400 lbs gentlemen
>prepare to exit domicile
>I need to protect my virginity
>fedora is in the shop
>pull my Sap Cap out of cold storage (freezer)
>walking to Wendy's for meal of kings
>attractive woman-creature comes into view
>begin the excruciating process of lifting my arm
>gingerly grasp the brim of my hat
>lock eyes with passing female
>tip hat
>if she had not spoken her foul seductions, I would have not been forced to unleash my fury
>"Good morn-"
>Amplify my tipping power to one million
>squarely strike my Sap Cap across the witches skull
>extol the battle cry of my ancestors
>"BE GONE, THOT!"
>the vanquished succubus crumples to the ground, crowned with a gaping wound
>return my Sap Cap from whince it came
>breath in a deep, pure breath of thor-free air
>sigh in relief that my virginity was once more protected by quality headwear
Christian Nguyen
>Swing hat
>Lose grip on thin shitty cardboard bill
>Hat falls to the ground useless
Julian Kelly
No shit retard
Ian Long
riders have been wat ahead of the curve
William Hughes
God-Tier
Ayden Martin
The bruise pattern from these would be insanely distinct.
I'm just imagining making MAGA versions of these and a load of trump supporters knocking themselves out when they put their hats on quickly.
Asher Cruz
You're showing signs of TDS, check your rent free mentality. You'll feel better.
Sebastian Myers
MAGA versions would not be a bad idea if Antifa tried to jump you. You could take out three with one swing.
Brayden Torres
Cool but not good for hot weather. I carry a sharpened hatchet in a backpack for close quarters fighting.
Ian Ortiz
Why aren't you carrying a self defense umbrella, Jow Forums?
Juan James
Good for Brit bongs since they're legal
Jace Cooper
Disdain for Knaves
Alexander Garcia
>$350 for gloves
kek
Christian Jones
>2019
>not concealing a Riot Fork at all times
shiggy diggy
Parker Kelly
Carry a gun faggot, unless you're a drug user or a fellon
Aiden Clark
Do they make one in a convenient glove form factor? Where might I procure such a device?
Joseph Moore
Yes, actually. US Navy Sedgley Glove Pistol, aka "fist gun".
Where to get one? Collector auction, like Rock Island or Morphy.
Joseph Phillips
Why would you want that? Do your punches not hurt enough on their own? Skinny ass malnourished niggers knock people out all the time but you need that? Learn how to punch and then you won't need stupid gimmicks like this anymore.
Matthew Adams
Go with the classic.
Eli Martinez
Maybe I want the killing punch, maybe I want a glancing blow to be a knock out blow
Mason Phillips
A Bulgarian umbrella?
Jordan Jackson
pff.
pathetic.
Noah Thompson
>Hmmmmmmm bruse patterns
>Hmmmmmmmm maga hats
>HA HA HA im a sophistic!
You söy bois could pick up 8 ounces of steel with out getting sleepy an needing a nap. Thin wristed blue hairs.
Elijah Reed
This is still one of my favorite RLM episodes.
Jeremiah Phillips
You are like baby
Brayden James
*Teleports behind you* "M'lady" *THWACK*
Oliver Campbell
FYI, i was making this "steal his look" a few months back and found the exact model of glove he was using in that video:
I never found his jacket, though.
Eli Butler
Could repros of these be made legally? I know guns can't be disguised to look like other things, but couldn't it be conceivably argued that it's just a gun strapped to a glove?
Henry Torres
Anthony Johnson
Im sure the ATF would throw it into the "any other weapon" pike just to fuck with you.
Justin Roberts
If a gun on a glove doesn't fit the definition of a "handgun" then what the fuck does?
Dylan Jenkins
Keked definitely harder than I should.
Carter Sanders
>they're legal
That's a grey area. If you were wearing them for fighting they'd be illegal, so don't say the wrong thing to a rozzer or you'll be down the nick
Lucas Turner
Maybe if it was outwardly similar but functioned in a way to avoid being a "gun", such as compressed air. Or making it into a muzzle loading black powder gun since you don't really reload those things anyway.
Angel Miller
>wow these look awesome let me buy a pair
>banned in Canada.
Where can I find a good pair in the states, company model? I'll use them as biking/driving gloves and shooting gloves.
Mason Wilson
I love the amount of salt that making fun of MAGA nerds generates.
Eli Edwards
NFA defines handgun pretty weirdly and specifically. That's why AR ""pistols"" are a thing.
Carson Cox
Kill yourself, kike.
Jayden Foster
>not just carrying a knife
Ethan Nguyen
Some leather gloves with a few plates wont save you from bad form. Better learn how to land a punch before thinking using those if that's your mindset.
Lincoln Fisher
>wanting to leave blood behind
>wanting to leave a sharp object as evidence rather than a pair gloves which no fool would know the difference
Nolan Cox
A glove fit for a sap.
Samuel Sanchez
>fedora is in the shop
chuckle.gif
John Howard
>Not coating your gloves in a thin layer of pure capsaicin to melt someones face off with each punch
David Gray
Illegal here in CA. I think Tungsten shot would be better, would give a bit more weight.
Jonathan Cooper
> say the wrong thing to a rozzer or you'll be down the nick
THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Ethan Parker
But you seem so happy with your own choices, child. You are happy, aren't you?
;)
Nathan White
That's nothing. Wait till you see what boots go for.
Jaxson King
G
Luis Roberts
>Get shot in hand
>Now have a really strong glove on that has to be cut off
>Steel shot is pouring into the wound as well
Yeah I'mma stick to bare hands.
Landon Gonzalez
Self defense aint gonna help you if you flee from a scene, dumbass.
David Wood
Henry King
>vs $35000+ for an emergency hand operation
you choose
Anthony Thomas
better than getting your bare hand shot you retard
Camden Martinez
They are illegal because retards think they're LTL and go around punching people in the back of the head with them.
Brayden Sanchez
when riot police are not in formation
Eli Miller
how to survive edge weapon.