Recruiter tricked me and put me in 0331

>recruiter tricked me and put me in 0331

I want off this fucking ride, get me the fuck off.

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>getting tricked by a recruiter
>a recruiter of all people
Good job captain gullible.

I told the dumb fucking nigger i wanted 0311, after he kept going on how i'm nice and strong and tall to be a machine gunner, i explicitly said i don't want to do it.

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Carry that bravo wagie

Lmao you deserve every shin splint you get for being a beta fag.

There’s nothing wrong with being a machine gunner son

If you get built and can work that thing right, you’re the guy with the most firepower in the squad, shit goes down and if you’re not stupid you’ll make it out alive

How am i a beta for not wanting a shit fucking job? There is a reason no one wants it and they force people, because no one is an idiot that wants to lung around a heavy object in his arms all day and night.

Not to mention the cleaning is a massive fucking headache.

I fucking hate it, i wanted basic infantry, i don't give a fuck about firepower or making it out alive.

I feel cheated by the recruiter.

Also everyone fucking bullies me as well.

>my sergeant told me to reach into his cargo pocket.
>felt something hard yet squishy
>thought it was weird, but he said its what he does to all the new guys and don't tell anyone or else i'll haze you again.

Quit being a faggot pussy and start lifting

< i'm nice and strong and tall
half the people they see as strong and tall get forced into it

there are some short people that actually want that mos, make the best of it

Anybody under 5'6" who wants to be a gunner should be allowed, but expected to grow a great red beard and constantly conjure steins of beer.

just say No
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all the wookies will love you though, debil dog

Why would you want any other job, 0311s are the pride of the Marine Corps

I really fucking hate both of them, i want to knock them both out.

Pussy ass bitch cant carry his 240 with the onions in his veins

Mine tricked me into a six year contract. I'm so ready to be done. But my contract is not.

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greentext how you got tricked.

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Congratulations. You are now one of the primary targets for your opponents

>don't give a fuck about firepower or making it out alive
You were born to be a Marine.

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I hope you enjoy join failure at 40 years old, lmao.

Be thankful you get the chance to even serve, some people like me were fucked by genetics and cant join.

Yeah ok. Marines are the only branch in which your MOS is locked when you sign up.

You literally got the most fun 03 job you should be happy you jackass

Fuck you user i wanted 0331, however i got kiked into a mg contract

how old are you? seems like recruiters have the best success with sub 25 year olds because of how gullible and easily manipulated they are