Anyone got good suggestions for Jow Forums style desk toys, just to sperg out a bit more than normal.
Thinking of things like
>mini cannon
>bench mats
>cutaway firearms
Anyother suggestions?
Desk Toys
Joseph Martin
Ryan Gomez
Cutaway pistol that still racks to show inernal function
Dylan Baker
I like that, but I don’t like the $1000+ price tage associated.
Dominic Ortiz
I have a small napoleon stlye field cannon here... somewhere... I think. Along with a miniature Ju-52 plane (wingspan of like 2 inches) and a small pile of casings and dummy rounds because why not.
Also one of the Magpul MS1-to-MS3 adaptors - it came with the sling but I don't use it on my rifle.
I still need to get one of my friends with 3d-printers to print me a miniature Kube. And then maybe build some sort of shrine with all the casings and stuff, idk
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Can you get a pen that is actually a gun? That would be cool.
Oliver Howard
>Kube
What is this physical kube you speak of? Picture?
Yeah but think they’re illegal. Sardukar Press have a book on a fancy one.
Robert King
>being this new
Lurk more homosexual
Eli Fisher
They're not illegal they're just AOWs.
Josiah Thomas
I've had my eye on one of these for a while, they're pretty neat imo
Luis Lewis
>Desk toys = Good goy tier
Ryder Sanchez
Claymore and a bootlegger's shotgun, put a D-Day caltrop in the back corner
Owen Barnes
Nothing wrong with having little cannons jackass.
Robert Evans
>Please fuck my wife while I play with my toys Mr Black Nigger Bull
Pathetic.
Benjamin King
Lurk moar
Colton Watson
My desk toy is just a loaded gun but it's on a wood and brass stand so people think it's like a model or something.
Jace Brown
HUR DUR LOOK AT THIS FAG HE HAS INTERESTING SHIT ON HIS DESK WHAT A FAG, HEH
Jaxon Morales
>ND: the backstory
Xavier Johnson
Just because you have no joy in yourblofe it doesn't mean you have to project your anger outwards towards everyone else. You should just learn to be happy
Charles Hill
I have one of those little cannons. I used to put a tiny bit of flash powder in mine. Fucker is loud as shit, for how small it is.
Logan Lewis
Lol the mini canons are great. I had a Great War going on with a k fag in the office across the room. It was really fun until hr asked us to stop.
Apparently it isn't fun for everyone else to be "constantly hearing explosions".
He got fired when he shot me with an ammonia and chlorine gel cap. Geneva is a bitch.
Hudson Diaz
>He got fired when he shot me with an ammonia and chlorine gel cap. Geneva is a bitch.
heh
William Lopez
Underrated
Owen Hernandez
>I'm a miserable fuck and shall accuse anyone of being a s o y boy trying to have some fun.
Lol imagine being this much of hardass user.
Adrian Stewart
This faggot doesn't even full broadside his coworkers
Eli Jackson
Ron Swansons office is perfection
>Czech hedgehog
>Claymore "front towards enemy" subtly saying that everyone opposite his desk is the enemy
>baseball
>football
>sawed off shotgun on a swivel some everyone who talks to you will have to stare down the barrel of a gun
probably more things ive forgotten
Nicholas Brown
>2019
>not owning an angle grinder and dremel
Jonathan Davis
came here to post this
Joshua Hernandez
Where the fuck do I get a Czech hedgehog I need one now
Grayson Harris
do you have a 3d model of the kube?
Jacob Martin
A scrapyard and a torch
Jayden Rogers
the framed picture of bacon and eggs is a nice touch
Ryder Hughes
no, but I'm sure I could find one. If I can't I could probably make one myself, using free weapon models from the internet or something.
I just haven't done it yet. I really don't have any excuse except being lazy.
Nathan Hall
its a shame the actual guy is a fucking cuck
Sebastian Myers
How hard are you balling user?
youtube.com
If you got an extra $90k in the bank, Moscow has your back
Isaiah Hill
2mm pinfire pistols
Ryan Lopez
Just like Burt Gummer
Carter Rodriguez
>niggers niggers niggers nigger cock cuck cuck cuck
get your head outta the gutter
Sebastian Davis
all toys are a waste of money
Jack Baker
Pretty neat. Is it real tho or just plastic?
Noah Diaz
>Hey guise i prepped the bull for my wife today but i don't want you to be mean about me for it
Fuck off. Stop being ((((cucks)))) if you don't want to be called cucks.
James Morgan
>I HATE OTHERS HAVING FUN!
Nolan Long
Get some iron plates, a plasma cutter, and a welder.
Benjamin Lee
Dude. All of that was like 2 years ago. Doesn't really have the same edge to it these days. This thread is kinda gay though.
Juan Hernandez
Real.
Oliver Collins
Buy one of those cheapo south american 1911s and just cut it apart. Get some red paint for the cutaway sections and youre golden.
Ryder Young
Is it a Jack Churchill reference?
William Ramirez
They have a lot of different options available. Look for ballistic concepts on etsy to see em all. I know for some you can choose what bullet you want displayed i.e. Sierra, Berger, Hornady etc
Thomas King
Surely there must be easier ways to inform the world of your tiny penis, homosexuality and cuckold fetish?
Charles Butler
They have 20mm and 25mm bushmaster rounds. All of my fucking want.
Jack Powell
What about Desk Seigecraft?
Justin Rivera
>people liking things is stupid
>holy fuck i'm so insecure about my own interests that i have to call people cucks when i find out they like something
Jonathan Kelly
Nerf blasters. Something you can actually shoot indoors and at other people without getting the cops called on you.
Cameron Lopez
better office joke inbound.
collectorsarmoury.com
Charles Butler
Post pic(s)
Kayden Powell
A 50. Cal bottle opener/paperweight.
Josiah Martinez
I'm guessing faking a mass shooting would be one hell of a way to start an office party.
Have a couple mates wear squibs, get into a public (scripted) verbal fight with one, have another walk in to calm you down, go "No, YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN, THIS ASSHOLE'S BEEN FUCKING ME OVER ALL YEAR (do it with your best friend or something, so everyone things it's serious), start dropping friends, have them play dead, then start shooting randomly. At the front of the building, wherever everyone runs out, have a big poster saying "It's just a prank, bro!"
Also, tell everyone who might be carrying a gun about this in advance (or play hardmode and just wear a plate carrier)
Cameron Richardson
Where can I buy one?
Evan Perry
Lurk moar
Juan Richardson
Jesus, you want to fit in so bad lol
Lucas Martin
live ordinance make a nice decor
Asher Jackson
Baswd swansonposter
Andrew Peterson
Fuck off or lurk moar
Xavier Jones
HP flowers.
Jose Morales
how pretty. Where should one inquire in order to to acquire such decor?
Kayden Allen
>goatguns.com
Goat Guns are GOAT
Brayden Taylor
link plz
Brayden Hernandez
nvm found it bulletbouquets.com
Jason Nelson
Lurk moar, poofster.
Alexander Perez
I wanna turn out a black powder Canon out of brass, maybe in the 22 caliber range. Probably something like 7 inches overall mounted on a wooden rolling mount. I need to find done info on powder charge bullet weight flash hole size barrel thickness etc.
>they're not rifled for legal reasons