>Objective: Come up with ways to make (pic related) more dangerous!!
Lets start off easy!
Make it more Lethal
Levi Sanders
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Levi Butler
set it on the ground and have your wife's boyfriend pick it up
Anthony Hill
Modifying the bat decreases structural integrity.
It's already at peak capability.
Austin Adams
so how would you boys make this dog deleter more efficient
Jacob Myers
Add a chain
Gavin Ramirez
Step1 throw in fire and burn to ash
Stap2 read a book on soap
Step3 come back 2 weeks later and make a shitty bar of soap with the ash
Step(mystery number) use it to wax up the easy access ramp at a retirement community
Step(numbers don't go this high)drink a fresca in a foldout chair and watch the grim reaper's harvest.
Henry Anderson
Tape it to a gun.
Thomas Wilson
Sell that, get an aluminum ball bat
Chase Young
Daniel Smith
Classic
Gabriel Miller
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Hunter Phillips
Cover it in barbed wire and human excrement
Go all rice fields on those motherfuckers
Aaron Lewis
use it to smack a baseball at someone followed by throwing a cleaver at them
Julian Campbell
Magnificent.
Parker Bennett
cover in shit, piss, and cum
James Cook
put a citizens decal on it
James Johnson
Carve it into the shape of a stock and put it on a rifle.
Jose Russell
>Lightly tape 20-30 boxes of these to the end
>swing at enemy
>instance head exploder
Thomas Sanders
FPBP
Logan Anderson
chlorine gas.
Ethan Bell
This, or just lighten it without significantly harming its structural stability.
F=MA^2, but A is better than M as far as manually swung objects are concerned.
Samuel Richardson
tape a chair to it
then watch as more than 6 gorillions stub their toe
Leo Gray
Just be this dude youtube.com
Jacob Richardson
You sick bastard.
Mason Wilson
go to gym
Benjamin Thomas
>drill 0,8"x1" hole inside top
>drill 0.2"hole to the side
>glue a steel pipe inside
>add e-ignitor with switch
>fill Pipe with 1g fast flashpowder and 0.5g Ti
>cover pipehole with plastic foil
Thats a flashbang bat
Cooper Hill
tape cyanide gas to it
Chase Hall
Frank West is that you?
Adam Scott
Problem is that humans suck in the "a" part of the equation. If you want more speed, make it longer...
Cameron Thompson
Sebastian Lopez
Andrew Morgan
Logan Johnson
What the fuck, why is this dubbed in English?
Hunter Stewart
Anti-fur-missile missiles.
Gabriel Ross
Flesh bat.
Carter Rodriguez
Spooky/10
Andrew Harris
put a laser scope on it