>Hear horns blowing and the tramp of thousands of feet
>See this coming over the hill
>See them followed by thousands of roman legionaries intent on burning your home and taking your women as slaves
What do you do, Jow Forums
Hear horns blowing and the tramp of thousands of feet
Jayden Baker
Jose Brooks
Blast them
Robert Morris
kill the women and ask if i can join their boy taint licking club
Connor Hill
Introduce them to grape shot.
Lucas Green
"Civis romanus sum!"
And then ask if I can join in the rapenings.
Cooper Smith
As a mutt American descendant of Celts I will don my barbarian out fit and start slaughtering the brown manlets.
Jayden Stewart
Based
Daniel Campbell
lead them into the forest
Dylan Harris
But Celts and Romans banded together against the Saxons and Jutes
Sebastian Morgan
>burning your home and taking your women as slaves
>Not burning the women and taking your homes as slaves
fucking plebs
Carter Myers
Nothing is written...
NO PRISONERS!
NO PRISONERS!
Benjamin Miller
Pick off the Centurion, then his standard bearers. They’ll be demoralized and leaderless.
Wyatt Torres
Join them.
Tyler Ortiz
Eventually.
Jace Ortiz
ITS TIME
Alexander James
My option. I’m Roman.
Jaxon Smith
Wonder how the fuck Gate became real and where the US military is while I pick the fuckers off with my SKS. Also.I have no women so really idk how they could take them as slaves.
James Martin
Join them since those are probably my friends who do roman reenacting stuff
Jackson White
>tfw you have to dedicate their blood and souls to your lord Arioch and start feeding your sword
Isaac Green
Call the Turks
Liam Cox
Nuke them and California both
William Fisher
Toot my horn at them
Isaiah Lee
Gather up all my magazines climb on the roof and live the battle I've spent my life preparing for.
Luis Morris
Pew pew
James Wood
Join them as to avoid having my whole civilization fucking choke slammed to death then march across the Rubicon to participate in laying waste to hordes of troglodyte savages
Ayden Gray
Teach them about Jesus sending them on a two millenniums long downward spiral that turns them into one of the most culturally despised people on earth, blacks.
Wyatt Flores
join them because my women aint worth saving and my home is a death trap anyway
Xavier Davis
rape them
Grayson Sanders
Wheres that GATE gif
Nolan Rodriguez
Join them because I'm a Romaboo.
Nathaniel Jenkins
How would you join them though?
Even if they spoke your language what would convince them to let you join them when they are intent on burning you entire village?
Julian Jackson
Based Satan
David Edwards
>Burning home
>Taking women
Assuming I’m being attacked by romans, I must be a barbarian from Britainnia. Therefore, there are no women to stolen or homes to be burned as we are only men and live in trees. I would probably fend them off with a lime-covered cockslap.
Xavier Smith
>intent on burning your home and taking your women as slaves
I don't have any women for them to take, I do have a thousand rounds each of 9mm, 5.56, and enough 7.62x39 to make them reconsider burning my house down after taking massive casualties
Elijah Williams
>ambush and wipeout entire roman patrols on your own
>get betrayed by your tribe
Xavier Mitchell
>Whatever happens, we have got
>The maxim gun, and they do not.
Jayden Moore
Distribute weapons, fortify, and shoot the fuckers until they get tired of being shot at and go away or we run out of ammo.