Americans fingers

Are guns destined for the Americans made with a larger trigger guard because most of them are obese and have fat fingers

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t. Europoor neverhaving handled an ak47

My dad was in the S.A.S.

Most service pistols are made with elongated trigger guards to accommodate for gloves. All civilian only produced guns do not share this feature.

And your mom's handjobs are her S.O.S.

Yeah, well my dad works for Nintendo!

If I told on you. My dad would find you and he would kill you

My dad can beat up your dad. He even said your dad is a "fucking pussy"

My dad is a Microsoft

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Your in shit now boy, don't ever insult the leading luitenant corporal of the S.A.S, my dad

I wonder of this gentlemen is still alive or has died because of diabeeeetus

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

No. He said my dad "is fucking pussy".
Your mom's!

this would've been good bait if you'd have posted it 10 years ago

My good friend Nigel he's in the SAS
Oh yes, Oh yes
He said a change is just as good as arrest
Oh yes, Oh yes
But now they've gone and posted him way down to Crossmaglen
He wishes to blazes he was back in jail again

Oh I've got a brand new shiny helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket and a lovely khaki suit
And when we go on night patrol we hold each others hands
We are the British army and we're here to take your land

Jesus lad, calm down, it's just a post in the internet. What an overreaction.

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Sup new.

Either bait or newfag

3/10 made me reply

wow my first

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My best bait so far.

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You missed your calling in life, you're a convincing retard.

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Even more (you)s, great.
(Also, it's the shittiest version of that picture).

Thanks for the last (You) bby. You fell for it XD

Oh, you fucker! Give me my (you)!

>being so lonely that you get satisfaction from someone replying to you on the internet.
>even if their reply involves insulting your inteligence
>in fact the only way you can get replies is to bait people into insulting you

im sorry you grew up to be such a failure of an attention whore user.