Rabi told me I can't make Aliyah because you need at least a Jewish grandparent and proof of Jewish heritage. I have no documents which prove anything, it didn't work for my mother either; she lived in Israel for ~20 years but was only able to get Permanent Resident status. I was born outside Israel, and my birth certificate doesn't say religion or anything. There are almost no Jews or synagogues in my country, and I travelled to see the one who said he can't help me.
Any IDF or Israeli anons know anyone in my situation who were able to make Aliyah? I will do a conversion course but some take ~2 years and others more.
They don't see real combat, and they are just a watered down version of the US military Join the US military, don't support their "defensive" force that only kills Palestinians, regardless of innocence
Joshua Williams
OP Am from Somalia. Currently in Israel on holiday
Kevin Butler
>OP is from Somalia
That changes everything. Ok guys, we have to do everything in pur power to get this nigger into Israel. Lets help oogabooganon BLACK those fucking disgusting kikes.
Why would you join? It's not fun and games and COD irl It's boring 90% of the time and sucks a lot (have fun spending a night in the rain on the boarder like I did three days ago) 80% of the time. T.IDF
Joseph Myers
>don’t see real combat What do you mean? I thought they fight battles all the time. And they’re always getting attacked by Egypt and shit
Connor Russell
What’s the IDF like? What’s the branch for seeing combat if I go infantry? Is getting into special forces hard?
Easton Turner
It's pretty big so I wouldn't know what all if it is like Probably special forces Yes ....Israel and Egypt have a peace treaty for decades now.
In the same situation as OP, except I’m in America
I’ve heard you can officially convert while actually in Israel and then use that for oleh status. I’ve also heard they make exceptions/reductions in conversion times if you have prior knowledge or practice of Judaism, but I suppose it varies.
Dylan Walker
say you're one of those Ethiopian jews, they're allowed to immigrate if I recall. Im sure you can buy papers if you find the right people.
Sebastian Clark
lmao fuck off
Jack Sanders
it really depends what unit you go to and what job you get once youre there
Jonathan Anderson
You're on Jow Forums shit posting. You're already doing the job without being paid.
Jason Lopez
dont you get residentship because your mother has it ? also conversion is like 2 months if you take the army course .
Christian Thompson
Family is all dead, never knew my mother, just that she lived in Israel for 20 years but never made Aliyah just permanent resident.
What is this about 2 months and an Army course?
John Cook
>starvin marvin joins the heeb army I don't remember this episode of south park but I love it
i spent half a year in gaza during my service, that was the "best" part, the other 2.5 years were absolute garbage and i wouldnt recommend it to anyone, nothing like serving in a military that doesnt have a budget for anything not to mention israelis are just fucking garbage people in general
Isaac Gutierrez
B-b-but they said I'd be banging big tiddied, Jewish, gunbunny, thots all day every day!
