What would have been his gun of choice?

What would have been his gun of choice?

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This thread is bad, and you should feel bad.

The right arm of the free world

DeWalt framing nailer. Finishing nailer as CC piece.

gets it

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Nail gun

plain GI 1911

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Dual wielded Beretta 92s

This. After all, his disciples showed him two swords they had amongst them, and he said, that is enough. For lo! I am the truth and the way, and I can dual wield like Keanu Reeves.

Or something like that

Why do people hate you, Phil?

Jericho 941

Everyone hates tripfags

Incidentally, it would have been the Romans' gun of choice too.

Even me, papa?

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Maybe he'd just copy off what Peter had. He did carry a sword, and cut off some guy's ear when they came to arrest Jesus.
Peter probably carried a short double-edged sword of some kind, as the style was very common at the time, from either the west (Rome and Greece) or from the east (Persia and maybe India) given where Judea was.
So from Rome/Italy, that gives us the main options of Beretta, Uberti, and Benelli.
Greece, having no native gun manufacturers, uses the M1911, the HK USP, and the Glock 17 in their military.
The Iranian military, likewise uses the m1911, and an unlicensed version of the Sig P226 produced locally.
India's military uses a locally produced version of the Browning hi-power, and some other military groups of theirs use the Glock 17, P226, and FN Five Seven. And as we all know, the P320 is made in India.
With that, I can say that the first two are more likely out of them, given that Judea was a Roman province and was fairly Hellenized before that.
Really you can just make your own judgement, we have everything from poo guns to civil war armaments available.

/deep breath

Jow Forums used to be a big tent, and everybody was cheerfully okay with whatever everybody else was doing until faggot marriage became the law of the land and half the threads for awhile became discussions of which kind of dragon dildo feels best up your ass and twinks posting pics of their asses. I objected in colorful language, and there's a kernal of angry shitcovered diseased faggots who remember because they haven't got anything better to do. Which is fine. I despise the fucking bastards now, and I no longer will be polite to them or assume they are honest about wanting to live or let live, including in RL.

That's why.

Damn.

he's a fag, so.....

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Based
Wrong
Nice

One of these of course to separate heretics from their souls.
That's my waifu in the photo, by the way. She loves to pop off a few rounds everyday when she brings the kids home from little league.

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because he likes traps

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Uzi is from israel? He would look good with an AK tho

Based trip poster

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A FISH gun of course!

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select fire Brown Bess

>Born in Bethlehem
>Revolutionary
>Carpenter
>Leader of a ragtag group of hippies
AK-47

Mossberg 500 loaded with rock salt to drive out the money changers from the temple

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>rock salt
That might melt them and that would be too cruel
I'd say slugs to give them a quick death

obviously a drilling because holy trinity.

Imagination

what type of gun is this?
looks like a sig

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>draw a girl
>call it a boy

This is the one and only true answer.
He was a deeply religious, poor as fuck Middle Eastern guy spreading around a "religion of peace". Oh, and he fought the Jews.

That's an AK-47, pair of shoes and a converted Toyota pickup truck if you ever see one.

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I always knew you were based.

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And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.
(Rev. 19:11, KJV)

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one with the safety on

The guy was a head of the rebels fighting the Roman occupation, I son't see why he wouldn't shoot a bitch if he had the chance.

Yooo.. I hate the full size XM8 but this looks pretty tight

The more things change the more they stay the same.

chiapa holy trinity desu

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Hah got eeeemmmm
>Upvote

I could probably see him using a cattle prod for that.

Glock 19

>He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.Luke 22:36
Jesus wasn't a peaceful dude faggot

An M4. This has long been established. The same with the Founding Fathers. Old news.

Based.
Shalom.

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One in either hand, working twice as fast. He can dual wield. You know that. Right?

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Water Gun, filled with holy water.

A crossbow that shoots buzzsaw blades for maximum ear removal power.

Later, he walks over the field and reattaches all the ears so they can go for round 2

I call gay ops. I was in the gq Discord when they were running ops making the photoshopped posts.

Damn, I wasn't ready for that redpill.

Based to the extreme

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