Come here you little fagot

come here you little fagot

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>come here you little fagot
Hurry ivan, we'll miss the air battle.

>MIKHAIL PUT ME DOWN, I CAN GET THERE MYSELF

Soviet man so strong he can lift pathetic american tanks on shoulder.

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how can that yankee ASAT program even compete

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fuck those are big

for you

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even the lab is drunk

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It's amazing that little plane can hold up such a big helicopter with only those tiny sticks

Anyone know what sort of helicopter this is? Unfortunately the photographer didn't show much of it.

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>hips and a boat.jpg
>a boat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aist-class_LCAC

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I suspect those are Bongoloids, based on silly hats.

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>The Russian name for this class is "maly desantny korabl na vozdushnoy podushke" meaning "small landing craft on air cushion".

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>"small"
Cheeky cunts.

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she's cute

Why are the mi-8s in black and white?

Mi-2

because they make bigger ones

Mil Mi-2

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labs are based

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Zubr belongs to the same "small landing craft on air cushion" class.

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Okay, did they come up with classifications before building the vessels? If so that would mean they scrapped the plans for a 'large landing craft on air cushion' before the Zubr and Aist went into production but forgot to reclassify the size system.

MPLStudios, Anya, set name "Chopper"

Thanks!

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That's a big boy right there.

it drives on water, no?

fucking russians. How big are those props in the back, 10m across or more?

5.5 meter diameter, the Zubr is only slightly larger than the Aist. also this is a Greek one

>those beat up roast flaps

Is helicopter a plane?

depends

also knowing that the Mi-24 has hardpoints on its wings, imagine what it would look like with the BV 347 having hardpoints for like 8 Hydra-70 M261 pods carrying M247 FFAR rockets.

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No. A helicopter is a death trap

>beat up
Aerodynamic surfaces.

well I'll be damned, must only have midgets on the bridge then. Also what does Greece of all people need a navy (much less an amphibious-landing capable navy) for? Should they not be focussing on saving monies?

its an aircraft. Notice the wings on the Mi-6? Did you know that vertical takeoffs are prohibited outside wartime because they stress the rotor shaft too much on many russian helicopters, including but not limited to the -6, -24 and -26?

the only correct answer, pic related

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I mean, there are gliding helicopters. It’s called autorotation.

But yeah, every helicopter pilot I’ve ever met has had a screw or seven loose. You almost have to.

they have an estimated of 6000 islands in their national waters. I think having an amphibious landing force and small air force is more important to them than having a land army considering the roaches sometimes ignore borders.

>Also what does Greece of all people need a navy (much less an amphibious-landing capable navy) for?
Kebab

Helicopters are like bumblebees. Physics says they can't fly, Physicists can proove it if you want, but nobody has bothered telling the insects so they ignore physics and fly anyway.

kek

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fair point, but they could solve that problem (and their national deficit) by selling a couple of those. Shady businessmen, the USAF, wealthy tourists from western europe... buyers would be lining the block if they did that

>ski jump
outdated. No digital catapult. Sad.

Queer

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Nah, china would probably want them a bit more. Would give them a reason to be cocky in the mediterranean as a response to the south china sea stuff with the US, and there's no one stopping them from moving in if they own a few isles in the aegean.

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Except that’s not true. The napkin math that was the whole cause for “Hurr durr bumblebees can’t fly” was wrong

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literal virgin

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I wish I were that tire.

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>these would work perfectly in conjunction with the Jow Forumsarrier, for paradropping loads of nogunz trap fags into enemy territory without chutes.

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Described as a "very smooth operation that only lasted one hour in total" by Lancaster, the Mil-26 was able to land next to the stricken Sea King before lifting it off from the mountain and to Banak Air Station.
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Do they have someone sitting around thinking "what absurd shit can we tie to the MI-26?"

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Sure.

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My fiance's father flew those in the Soviet army. Too bad he died before I met her, it would have been interesting to hear his stories (Afghanistan, ...).

>that would mean they scrapped the plans for a 'large landing craft on air cushion'
It really wouldn't.

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>it drives on water, no?
A hovercraft, also known as an air-cushion vehicle or ACV, is an amphibious craft capable of travelling over land, water, mud, ice, and other surfaces.
>How big are those props in the back
5.5 m.

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Lewd.

Fuck jannies.

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what a lovely picture.

What is up with russians and Gadget?

>IVAN WE ARE LATE FOR PTU

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What helicopter?

Gadget is love, Gadget is life.

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Like seriously. Was Chip n Dale the first western cartoon in Russia after the collapse of the Soviet Union or something?

It actually was one of the first ones, having been broadcast by Soviet Central Television even before the dissolution. Then there's also the fact that she's pretty resourceful and knows her hardware: character traits Russians are very much in fond of. Gadget became so popular pretty much for the same reason why Alisa Selezneva did.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alisa_Selezneva

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I can't get a good look at the helicopter. What a shity photographer.

yeah those fucks don't know what true men want, a properly maintained helicopter gearbox.

I'd take a properly maintained gearbox anyday

>ramp

Ikr... Still alot of trail and error.

Slavs love the Mouse

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Proof of russian furries

doesn't really have the 'land anywhere you fucking please'-thing to it though.

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