What caliber fits best in the butthole?

what caliber fits best in the butthole?

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Depends on the size of the chamber.

Depends on the skill/degeneracy of the user.

Depends on your level of degeneracy.
If I'd have to guess start with 12 gauge.

thats pretty blunt man. You might want to get something with a shoulder to build up to that.

baste

.950 JDJ or you're failure.

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I have seen pictures of a 30mm inserted into an anus.

REAL FAGGOTS USE STRAIGHT WALL WADCUTTERS ONLY!!!!

45-70

.22

40mm Bofors

Why the Jessie Ventura lust?

I mean there was that one dude on here who got a 12 ga. In him but it got stuck.

Mosin bolt

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A .12 gauge. Go big or don't go homo.

>TFW you will never be an absolute unit of an OG frogman blasting the ocean with an M60

7.62x39mm

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Uh, user. That's a Mauser bolt. A 6.5x55 Swedish Mauser bolt. I know, because it's my fucking bolt.

155mm

I can't handle any more than .32 acp.

8"

.38 sp. If I lose it will it poop back out?

Except for the back end, that looks like mouser.