Give me your elevator pitch Jow Forums

Underwear with a reciprocating dildo. It would have a remote so I can reach into my pocket and change the speed.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What about this? An 1885 high wall... but chambered in .50 BMG

Pay me lest I unleash the power of the burrito I had for breakfast

Meh. 10mm?

Dildo that uses a series of cascading air valves to pulse rythmically. Drone with USFA zip gun attached to it with a 3d gimbal point for stabilization. EDC flamethrower. A FAMAS, but in .308 with a bull barrel and no carrying handle.
I could go on.

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Nine. By twenty five. Autoloading pistol and PCC.
And a top break revolver.

youtube.com/watch?v=3XGAmPRxV48

>A FAMAS, but in .308 with a bull barrel and no carrying handle.
I like all of your ideas but that one resonates with me. I've wanted a .308 AUG for a long time but that idea is cool too.

>*farts really loud smelly wet one*
>now that you can’t breath and are nearing passing out I’d love to talk to you about a gun
>9 shot 9mm revolver you want it, I want it, we all want it whaddya say?
>man accepts due to asphyxiation
Winrar

I'll do you one better, a 9 shot 9mm single stack semi auto. But here is the kicker. It has a 2" barrel and it's DAO.

Not saying I don’t want but I specifically want a 9mm 9 shot revolver. I feel like your idea would also have a longboi grip

>I feel like your idea would also have a longboi grip
Oh you bet it would. As long as possible. Unreasonably long. A 9 shot revolver would be cool though, I like revolvers and that's a way to min/max in ban states. I was joking earlier but I would legit buy that. I'd buy one in 9mm, .357, and .44.

Long stroke free floated ar 18 with a non reciprocating charging handle. Falling block single shot striker fired rifle in every caliber imaginable.

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Sulphur fart and get off at next floor.

Hey man we’re both on the same page, I would buy your shit too, I’ve been itching for a +8 9mm revolver for years and think that if some crazy bastard came up with it it would sell like hot cakes

A bolt action that uses an AR barrel.

11mm

>EDC flamethrower
Oh boy the lawmakers would love that one.

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A Thompson chambered in 10mm

okay guys, what if we actually followed the constitution

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solid armor plating and mounted machine guns with toilet and orange soda machine

I got u senpai
thamesvalleyguns.co.uk/CAM Rifle.pdf

>Word filter
Well now I just feel foolish

Goodfellas is mainstream as fuck, you colossal retard.

Detet this now

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shoot me with this gun, or I'll do it for you

0/2 idea

they are already bacteria-hostile and cumtubes are self-flushing

all they need is exterior cleaning and they already come with a big bottle of toy cleaner (and more can be bought from them, or from sex shops in general)

Straight up and down preferably

Basically it's a rifle that uses a long stroke system, but instead of having the gas tube above the barrel, it's below the barrel. The piston connects to the front of the bolt on both sides to reduce lateral stress on the connection. This results in a more balanced recoil impulse by putting a significant portion of the reciprocating mass below the barrel.

An AK pattern rifle in .50bmg with 25 round drum mags.

How over gassed would that fucking thing be!

>laws
The only laws that govern my right to conceal carry a flamethrower are the laws of thermodynamics. No step.

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Alright,alright,alright
Just hear me out here, I got a few
1911, but in .45 Long Colt
call Zenith and tell them to make MP5's that are interchangeable between 10mm and .40
and someone tell HMG to hurry up on those STG-44's or else I show so much product up their ass they'll be shitting snow for a year

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Not at all, it'd have vent ports.