Be me

>be me
>dad dies
>inherit guns
>step mom forgets and files police report
>blow her off cosshe's not my wife
>atf calls because reported stolen, wants to meet at my apartment to ask questions
>explain calmly that i have two small dachshunds that are old and non aggressive, and ask them not to shoot them.

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>step mom forgets and files police report
why the fuck do women keep doing this??

Dude you should make your blog post well before your seventh jack&coke.

i was dumb in not getting it in writing thinking it would never be an issue.

she was mad because trying to use me as surrogate husband, and i sent back a family heirloom she wanted to keep. (papaws ring, my uncle wanted it to pass down to his kids/grandkids since neither me or my brother reproduced)

heirloom is worthless in terms of market value. she just hoards things and said she wasnt ready YET. she was throwing a fit and decided to indian give

If you're white, you need to have kids. We're going extinct, man.

Fake and gay

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Those are some dogs!

im getting my shit together. just moved out of the parents house in my mid 30s

>just moved out of the parents house in my mid 30s
that sounds a lot like me

i just got done replacing a fuel pump so i got fumes of that sorry

atf agent asked my brother about marijuana and he told him that both me and my stepmom had cards...

>atf agent asked my brother about marijuana and he told him that both me and my stepmom had cards...
RIP in peace weiner dogs

You need to slap your brother in the dick.

>tfw hasguns and hasdachshund

I hope he’ll be okay

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he doesnt know anything guns he called at my request since he witnessed her giving them to me

ok

>white
Yea nah, I don't give a fuck if we do go extinct, I'm not falling for the kids bait.

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having a medical marijuana card excludes you from legal firearms ownership because while it may be decriminalized/legal on the state level, it's still illegal on a federal level and that's where the ATF operates.
they're going to raid your house, shoot the dogs, and confiscate the guns.

theres really not that many guns, i'll just put them elsewhere and the dogs too. maybe they'll just rape me instead

Don't see that doing you much good since they already have you connected to the guns

eh, the card was got after guns acquired. that means my stepmom has to get rid of all my dad's remaining guns that are tat the house too

the atf guy was basically calling because they were reported stolen, if stepmom cancels stolen items report whole matter goes away

if she's dead then there's no accuser

ይችላሉ

>inherit guns
Do you have the will or paperwork? If so, offer to meet them with the will at a neutral location, like your attorney's office.
>step mom forgets and files police report
>atf agent asked my brother about marijuana and he told him that both me and my stepmom had cards
Just tell ATF that stepmom was probably stones when she filed the report.

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lmao you are fucked

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Fuck

I can't let that happen

Implying I'll ever be married

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Is it rape if you want it? If the atf would stop being gun confiscating tyrants and dog killers and they would just rape me. I'd donate to them.

Blow it out your arse.

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My gf is trans so good luck with that fag.

I mean did your paw leave a will? If not those are legally passed to the spouse in pretty much every jurisdiction. Probably just wants to pawn them to buy some dumb old lady shit but why don't you try a reasonable adult solution like talking it out, explaining the situation, and buying them off her before getting yourself into legal trouble over a bunch of guns that are most likely worthless other than the sentimental value they have for you? Shitty situation but it's your dad's fault if he didn't put his wishes in writing.

>t. willed the guns away from my wife the very day my child was born

he's right tho, the OP is fake and gay. Why would the ATF show up for what is a matter for local law enforcement?

(YOU)

fuck you

Master-bait-er

Are dachshunds the official dog of Jow Forums?

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damnit

Sure

I second this notion.

Goddamn Australian VPN

You have two very sweet doggos, user.

This

indubitably

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fag

> your step mom is evil

based dachshunds

>Not molesting the cuck baby
>Not genetically cucking the white and her nigger by fucking their spawn
>Not raising it to be an obedient fuck pet ready and eager to service you at the drop of a dime

This can't be real

That's a new one to me

motherfucker

Your dogs are gonna get sniped through your living room window, sorry friend

I applaud your originality

Had a chuckle out of this one

The only person cucking around here will be me

DOGGIES

Pls don’t

Oh boy I can't take that risk.

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Based and redpilled

Oof no blackie niggie

(You)

>not falling for the kids bait
Then you've fallen for Jewish preparation

Nigger

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If dubs this happens to op

Fuck

Nigger

Fourth reich can't come soon enough

I expected an ANCAP meme, but I won't fall for this again, hopefully

White females are fucking awful. There's no merit to getting married anymore. Rather just die alone.

I can't believe the number of fags who fell for OP's shit bait.

Does my phone work with this too, O wise doggie?

I hope your dog gets shot, faggot.

a fate worse than my mother dying tonight

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>40714417
Oooffff.

phones are computers too

that being said, begone phoneposter.

Fuckin a

fuck you i should have known

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Hi Son, Dad here from heaven. I didnt know you where a faggot, boy the things you find out after you die..anyway dont touch my guns you filthy queer and tell mom shes a whore for me too..l8rz

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I leave nothing to chance

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faggot

i met my stepmom, who said the police department had a paper for her to sign to account for all these firearms and they would stop looking

atf got involved because omg stolen firearms where are they gotta find them all

Like my clit

I've been nigged

You can lose 16+ years of your life to save our race. I believe in you.

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You give me hope user. Just hit the dirty thirty last month, still on my dad's couch.

Trying to make a career out of something.

You're fake and gay!
>but I'm still replying

!!!

>not fucking your stepmom

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die

(you cunt)

thank goodness i am becoming a priest and won't have to be worried about getting cucked!

Stop

nigger

Had a fuckin prick of an english teacher in 7th grade. That was his favorite word told me i wouldnt amount to nothing. Jokes on him we work at the same grocery store now cause he tried to finger a 13 year old.