Operation Poo-Storm #6

DO THE POO-DEW

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They will expel Indian diplomat

VAPORIZED FECES WILL FLOOD THE ENTIRE ATMOSPHERE

can we name these threads /OPS/ for Operation Poo Storm?

Expelled? Like excrement?
An Indian will be getting poo’d out into the cold streets? How ironic.

BRACE YOURSELF: PUCLEAR WINTER IS COMING

THE BROWN WIND BLOWS

PUCLEAR WINTER GENERAL sounds good, too

so to sum up everything that has happened in the last 12 hours.

>Lots of skirmishes ranging from machine gun fire to artillery strikes.
>Both Indian and Pakistani air forces are doing lots of CAPs but since the strikes have not been doing much.
>Indian tanks have been moved from rail towards the LOC.
>Pakistan has ordered hospitals Pakistani controlled Kashmir areas to paint red cross/red crescent symbols on the roof.
>civil Air traffic is being restricted.

It's raining poo, hallelujuah

THEY LAUGHED AT ME
MOCKED ME
CALLED ME A CRAZY PREPPER NUT
BUT IM READY
ARE YOU?

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WHILE YOU WERE POSTING ON REDDIT AND UPVOTING ORANGE MAN BAD
I WAS STUDYING THE ART OF THE PLUNGER

BASED SATAN

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*are poo?

LONG LIVE BELKA

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WHILE YOU WERE COVETING INFERIOR 2D WAIFUS
I WAS PERSUING BOBS AND VAGINE

If this is going to be anything like the last few "border skirmishes", both sides will just fire a bunch of artillery over the border and not hit anything, and grunt and posture like a bunch of gorillas slapping the ground. You guys get so worked up over lame shit that never turns into happenings. So many "unconfirmed clashes" from unreliable sources, i.e. Indian and Pakistani bullshitters.

>unreliable
Nigger that shit was on Twitter
TWITTER

"Shit on your enemies" -Sun Poo

>t. retard who can't differentiate between actual happenings and routine happenings

this is an actual happening. first time since 1971 war india has entered pakistani air space

who cares if the western public is in the dark? this wont effect them unless they like watching wars like us.

Well the current artilkery strikes have hit at least a few people. I’ve also seen clups with full auto smalll arms fire, indicating that the troops are getting pretty close to each other. Anything is possible right now.

BITCH LASAGNA

What is the genuine consensus of the possibility of nuclear conflict if this escalates?

I've heard Pakistan follows the Chinese method of Nike ownership and keeps them out of usable condition, is that true?

And what happens when India does steamroll Pakistan? Where do their nukes go?

I know it's funny though. Also unbelievable that there has been this much "shelling" and so little killed or at least injured. What are these artillery shells hitting?

both pakistan and india have ready nukes, and pakistan is far more likely to shoot first. if this goes nuclear then there will be a massive push for disarmament.

BROWN DAWN

>Also unbelievable that there has been this much "shelling" and so little killed or at least injured.

Meh there are established positions and they will all be sitting 20M underground

LOOPOORINES!

Dirt. Or poo.

So when are we gonna get some neat POV footage from the ground, like we've gotten from the ongoing conflicts in Afghanistan, Syria, the Ukraine, and elsewhere?

Never because it’s all a larp

speaking off
twitter.com/nktpnd/status/1100601792017108994
this is a paki general pretty much admitting that Pakistan is getting its deterrence eroded away.

this is going to put pressure on them to fire first if shit goes south

So it's ineffective and a dog and pony show , got it.

>tanks have been deployed by both Paki and India

Time to crank up the Frank Klepacki

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NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS, UNTIL I POO'D ON THE STREET

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>on pootrol

this place is nice

kashmir.liveuamap.com/

Hontou? Where are you hearing this from? Post a link to the source, my man.

he's probably keeping in mind the old indian proverb, "He who poos last poos hardest"

But was it blue checked?

THIS IS THE POO OF THE LOO AS WE KNOW IT

lmao

Tanks are inbound????
Do we got an ETA?
30 Minutes maybe?

APOCOLYPSE BROWN

Chek’d N Kek’d

I guess the real story is that as societies get to where they are going, they all fight the same battles. France/England, Germany/France, Turks/Everyone - the poos and the pakis are just doing what everyone else has for decades

We are getting to normalization of war - it is merely a matter of time before we are on the same plane. Only the ultimate peoples will survive.

Stupid Joke my dad told me as a kid:
The forman catches one of the workers sleeping, kicks him and says, "hey, you relaxin!?" The worker sits up and says "no no boss, i'm ram jalax singh"

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

CRUCIAL UPDATE

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Many videos of both Pakistan and India moving tanks by rail. Artillery fire has been getting heavier in the last few hours. All this from Twatter so take it with a grain of salt.

mobile.twitter.com/Natsecjeff/status/1100520145087315971

Find me an unbiased source

Also, this is a very reputable account that almost never posts fake news.

>Where do their nukes go?

milsurp brokers. I don’t believe nukes are on any lists of prohibited milsurp, so we might see some turn up here (US). I think there’s some BLM land in Nevada where you can fire your surp nukes.

if it's true, it will 100% catch up in mainstream in an hour or two. This is literally war.

live poo-times nice

Assuming that's true, a Pak offensive like that will prompt a bigger response by India, escalating this gaem. Prob shit though

Any streams of shit happening? I stopped doing Jow Forums and news so Jow Forums is my only current news source.

Right choice, most video and info is on Twitter, you can find the video links farther up

BELKA NO

>based clankpost
>then this
I hate what this place has become

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>"He who poos last poos hardest"

A loo too far

twitter.com/KashmirIntel/status/1100611394804670465

this is interesting. this means that the IAF could conduct further strikes and the PAF having little to no notice.
couple this with what the general said earlier about their nuclear deterrent being eroded away and pakistan might be further pressured to fire first.

gonna be a long night.

I WAS BORN OF THE POO
MOLDED BY THE POO
I HAD NOT USED THE LOO UNTIL I WAS A MAN

>Pakistani radars were jammed by IAF during Balakot air strikes on Feb 26.

This is not true considering Pakistani jets were on the hunt almost immediately

>gonna be a long night.

Laxatives -check
Three ply Paper -check
Secure the designated street then deploy to form a perimeter.

Whata tweest. Is M Nigh Shamalah the puppet master behind this conflict?

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eh, it was a 50/50 if the pakis were bullshitting or not in the first place, so either they had very little notice beforehand or that was a complete lie and they did manage to jam their radar.

They'll all wind up with lookemia if it goes pooclear

sends a million toilets to India

I'm not sure this is the happening guys
If either really wanted to tussle they would have made decisive strikes by now. This is either someone trying to get elected or a probe that's gone a bit too far.
Either way, it's all dick swinging now.

>Is M Nigh Shamalah the puppet master behind this conflict?

The super villain brown finger up to his old tricks!

Looks like it's up to the Muslims to move in on that LOC and secure territory. With out that action this will remain a stalemate with India having the better terms.

More updates

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I think you are expecting too much from brown people logistics. They have to rewind the rubber bands and drive around in circles for a bit before they end up next to each other

Shitposts and speculation aside, I've seen many people compare this to the 1999 Kargil war. Considering the massive shelling and out-of-nowhere strike, this might probably tun out the same. Or it could keep going, who knows.

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Poos are sending up reinforcements.
C17 Capacity:
>102 paratroopers or
>134 troops with palletized and sidewall seats or
>54 troops with sidewall seats (allows 13 cargo pallets) only or
>36 litter and 54 ambulatory patients and medical attendants or
Cargo, such as one M1 Abrams tank, three Strykers, or six M1117 Armored Security Vehicles

such a fuckhuge aircraft and can't carry as many dudes as a 737-800

deccanherald.com/national/govt-briefs-leaders-no-video-720570.html

>Government on Tuesday briefed senior party leaders on the air strike targeting Jaish-e-Mohammed terror camp inside Pakistan even as the Opposition leaders sought clarifications about the exact location where Indian forces targeted.

>On questions about the casualty and reports about the killing of JeM founder Mazood Azhar's brother-in-law Yusuf Azhar in the air strikes, the government told the leaders they do not have any number or the identity of those killed. They told the lead...

>There were no visual presentation or briefing by Air Force officers about the Balakot strike at the meeting unlike the briefing during the surgical strikes in 2016, sources said.

I'm getting more and more skeptical about the Indian side of the story desu. Regardless, the truth (whether or not Indian airplanes simply entered the airspace as opposed to actually bombing something) doesn't matter at this point since the last time India entered Pakistani air space was in the 1971 war, and that in and of itself is a big enough issue.

I can't tell the difference between the Paki and Indian guys at my work. Will they start going at it with eachother over this?

that would be hilarious

LONG LIVE BELKA

Someone tell them that f16s and mirages are greased with pig and cow fat.

Thread music, pick your side.

Towel:
youtube.com/watch?v=DJztXj2GPfk

Bowel:
youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

Oh god...
>paki and indi co-workers start doing a pajeet slap fight
>Gets rough and they start using their poo hands
>After fight is broken up there is a noticeable amount of poo crumbs and coarse man pubes and a sweaty curry smell at the fight site.

LONG LIVE BELKA

Video of Pakistani pilots during 1965 war

youtube.com/watch?v=XqeBDyG5uaE

Thoughts?

They did nothing wrong.

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If true, the Indians will counterattack and escalate the fighting.

don't they just fling curry and turds at each other while hopping up and down from squatting positions and screeching dirka dirka and poo in loo until they all leave the designated flinging areas