>user, thanks for saving me and all, but this underground bunker stinks. Bad. And I'm tired of eating tuna and beans!
>And... is that an AK? Really?
>Chad invited me to go raiding with him, him and his dad have ARs...
>Sorry user, I just feel like my chances for survival are better with Chad.
User, thanks for saving me and all, but this underground bunker stinks. Bad. And I'm tired of eating tuna and beans!
Joshua Richardson
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Matthew Torres
It's cute that you think your opinion matters.
Adam Baker
Sure, just wait here for a second I've got one last thing for you.
*pull a long length of rope out of my cargo-pants*
Anthony Rivera
>Chad and his dad
What do you think we've been eating these last couple days?
Luke Kelly
Chads a ar guy honey, which means he probably loves black cock in his asshole
Cooper Miller
>Don't worry I already made a deal with chad to trade you into slavery for more ammo.
Joshua Barnes
Well it certainly is a good thing I’m goimg to bind and rape you until the Stockholm Syndrome sets in. It’s mot like there’s any policemen or witnesses to stop me
Aaron Myers
>Imagine running a ar post apocalyptic with a lack of cleaning supplies and varied dirty ammo
Robert Roberts
okay, first of all, we're not underground, we're in my log cabin in the middle of British Columbia. Second of all, it's not tuna, it's fish I caught from the local stream and fuck you my baked beans are the shit! Thirdly, my gun collection is largely historical collectable arms, I'm so sorry I didn't foresee things to grab something 'more practical'. Fourth; you and chad are just hallucinations invented by my lonliness. And lastly, it's not the apocalypse, again, we're just living in the British Columbian woods.
Nolan Smith
Did the ball gag fall out or something?
Julian Perry
BC is unironically the best place to survive an apocalypse.
Andrew Parker
this guy gets it
Hunter Thompson
>not running a lever action and revolver for maximum reliability and cowboy points
Ayden Green
>be me
>wandering the mojave after WW3
>see man in the distance
>he's wearing a gas mask, plates
>and nothing else
>in one hand is a levergat, in the other is a big iron
>how the fuck is he doing that one-handed?
Xavier Collins
my ideal spot I'm thinking to set up would be way over on the shores of Burnie lakes about six miles south east from Polemic Peak and the closest major town being Kitselas some thirty five miles from the lake next to Terrance.
I think that's isolated enough.
John Carter
and you'd realistically never run out of resources
Jaxson Hernandez
env.gov.bc.ca
Shit, the area's park land.
Nicholas Price
meanwhile I'm stuck in the frozen north of ON, tooo close to the frenchies. the only good thing about up here is damn good poutine. Rural BC is the dream
Dominic Perez
I guess if Burnie Lakes are a no-go, there's seems to be shitloads of unclaimed and rural land between Kitimat and Terrance.
Jose Wright
Would not happen, apocalypse means women are broodmares, if they can't give you strong sons they die regardless.
Bentley Jackson
>saving women during the Apocalypse.
virgin spotted.
Jaxon Sanders
Bitch, I'm trading you for a primo trap and half a case of Stella. Put on the fur suit, "El chompo" as he likes to call himself wants to fuck a squirrel.
Juan Diaz
>Ak autistic still trying to concoct impossible scenarios where their comblock shitheap is better than glorious Stoner
Juan Kelly
>Random thot knowing what an AK is
You've just outed yourself you trap bastard
Eli Baker
Kek underrated post
Sebastian Edwards
Chad and Niger best of friends
Jaxson Rodriguez
baaait
Ethan Foster
Rape her for insulting my AK
Evan Brooks
BLYAAAAAD!
Joshua Moore
the VIRGIN post-apocalyptic AK breeder bunker larper vs the CHAD post-apocalyptic Gay-r-15 interracial raiders.
Jacob Gomez
sorry hunny but chad doesn't need you, he's got his pansy ass 556 to shoot old ladies so they don't die before he can rape their petrified slits
heh.. and I don't think you'd get much sleep at night like you do here, chads dad has sleep apnea
Lucas Garcia
Who the FUCK is going to enforce parkland laws in a SHTF or EOTW scenario?
Dominic Richardson
Chad's dead and I'm not letting you go anywhere.
>Pulls out rope
You will stay here and we will cuddle and watch anime
THATS ALL THAT I ASK FOR
Bentley Brown
Wait...your not a guy?
Jason Reyes
>Rack AK
>Shoot her in the back
>Fuck the body while she's dieing.
Mason Moore
>itt: slavshit owners out themselves as incel rapists
Imagine my shock
Owen Anderson
well go ahead
CHAD DOES HAVE A NOSE RING!
Andrew Fisher
>WOW you're really eloquent, usually bitches just scream and cry when im about to rape them.
Mason Nguyen
Knock her out. Transform her into jerky.
Zachary Rivera
Sadly Chad has an AK too. Everyone has AKs. And his name's Gosho. We're in fucking Bulgaria. Gosho and I raided that military base together. We even have a tank. Fuck women. Gosho's my bud.
Wyatt Jones
No real woman would talk like this, she'd grab your gear, guns and run to Chad who she has already fuked
Xavier Phillips
when a spoiled girl gives thanks and shit,the little bitch probably has been rob from you all the time
Shoot first ask later
Matthew Price
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT? I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOURE SAYING!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OH? YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? OK I CAN MAKE THAT RAPE FETISH WORK I GUESS
Aiden Carter
>British Columbia
user, can I come stay with you for a little bit?
Brandon Hernandez
I just want to shoot a Sharps rifle while wearing clothes made of various animal furs, is that too much to ask?
Ayden Jones
>BC
Mind if I squat at your place for a bit? I'll bring ammo.
Carson Flores
I'm sure your beans are delicious user
Carter Walker
LoL, "CHOICE" was an option to you BEFORE the collapse. If Chad has something worth trading you for I'll consider it, but until then...prepare to remain sticky.
Charles Wright
William Evans
based and bondagepilled
Jaxson Davis
not at all
Nathan Fisher
This, I could always use more shot shells.
Hunter Hill
No, it’s what we should all be asking for.