"Chirp chiiirp chiiiirrrrrp chirp chirp" WILL THESE FUCKING BIRDS SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMNIT! What is the best way of dispatching these fucking bastards without going to jail? I tried poisoning them but the fuckers keep on fucking chirping at my apartment complex and it is fucking irritating goddamnit! I WANT TO GO BACK TO BED FUCKING COCK GARGULING BIRDS!
"Chirp chiiirp chiiiirrrrrp chirp chirp" WILL THESE FUCKING BIRDS SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMNIT! What is the best way of...
Landon Green
Xavier Davis
foam earplugs
Gavin Powell
they are birds quit being a fag
Aaron White
Loling at your rage
Jonathan Richardson
Airgun depending on what's in the background of your target
Daniel Clark
I would have already be out there killing these fuckers if i didn't live in a apartment complexes with windows everywhere and constant traffic close by.
Cameron Martinez
I sleep next to one with refinery and factory and surprisingly i find it more calming and helps me sleep than i do around birds.
Why am i like this?
Benjamin Hernandez
Try and find a bird of prey and introduce it into the area so it kills them all.
Gavin Sanchez
Once you realize you control the perception, and stomp metaphorically weighted down schizo niggers with your pure brawn and sexual prowess, you can get to dealing with your problem.
Crush their breaks so they can't chirp, drink, or hop in their car to go eat at a fast food restaurant. I mean it. Sure when you impose an image of a bird with a crushed and crumpled up bill, it'll look suspicious, but you can just accuse detractors of wrongthink.
The chirping reminds me of fluffy foals from Fluffy Abuse 3. Muh dick researchers have achieved the most addictive personalities, not in humans, but in organisms which you interact with.
Babbling rabbit-horse-pig ponies that babble, violently spray shit everywhere, spontaneously die from face kicking wounds and spray their blood at pre-defined angled.
When they mature they develop swollen quad human breasts that you can whip until they're bloody, and finish off with a fairly powerful stomp which sends milk along the floor like arabic camel slaughter hosing and fluid drainage
Gabriel Phillips
Nolan Lee
An automatic electric airsoft gun wont break windows and youll have a decent hit probability. It may not kill them, but an injured bird will die soon enough, especially if you hit it in the wing.
Lucas Williams
Hawk. I am not joking. Hawk or ravens. Both. Buy some hawks on the internet, little ones, and release them.
Brandon Brown
Based schizoposter
Henry Reyes
Try getting your lazy ass out of bed earlier
William Reed
Foam earplugs and a box fan to produce natural white noise. I also take melatonin because insomnia is generally a problem.
Brody Cox
>When they mature they develop swollen quad human breasts that you can whip until they're bloody, and finish off with a fairly powerful stomp which sends milk along the floor like arabic camel slaughter hosing and fluid drainage
I don't remember this being part of fluffy pony stories. This is upsetting to read.
Bentley James
Mist net and a hammer
Lucas Lewis
Birds chirping is pleasant unlike BARK BARK BARK all fucking day
Asher Cruz
It's against international law to kill songbirds and I'm reporting this post to a federal wildlife officer as soon as possible.
Blake Wood
they're birds. their lives are probably more important than yours, glownigger
Kayden Miller
I made that part up, but there is a passage where babies are put into a space age slow death filament whipping device that tears their skin until they're a molted meat corpse, which is ground up and fed to the mother forcefully.
I take this and channel it into thinking niggerfuckers are doing this as a "chad" move, and act accordingly with whatever force I need to.
Thomas Jackson
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK TAKE ME OUT user I NEED TO GO POOPOO PEEPEE NOW user! BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!
Dominic Fisher
Do it faggot so i can shave my hair off and put my party jockstraps on and oil myself with olive oil and ride on a cucumber til they arrive.
Logan Lee
I just use a BB gun for particularly irritating specimens.
Aiden Anderson
Fucking seagulls are the worst too. Fucking everyone hates them but the UK has weird fucking laws where you can't even kill these vermin.
If it weren't for the fact that even mentioning guns here would get a bobby on your arse I'd spend my weekends down at the beach with .22
Hunter Lee
Anything that can penetrate birds will penetrate glass, stupid
Oliver Kelly
Nigger, I'll kill you if you hurt any birbs
Cameron Edwards
fuck birds and fuck you
Connor Jones
Don't go shoving your dick through windows.
Zachary Reed
you're hearing a bunch of songbirds trying to get their pump and dump on. also, it's illegal in the US to kill songbirds so if you get seen you'll actually get arrested and put in jail for a few years or get fined out your butthole hard.
Ethan Williams
>schizo poster browses flufflybooru
Uhhhh
Caleb Rivera
Get a cat
Nolan Lee
Have you considered taking your meds or talking to a psychiatrist about your schizophrenia and/or autism?
Anthony Hall
You can't stop me beta male zoomer.
Andrew Green
Take your meds duckfag
Michael Cruz
>The chirping reminds me of fluffy foals from Fluffy Abuse 3.
My nigger
Luis Flores
NO WAY JOSE I'll be more accepted than a spontaneous furry electronic music savant!!!
Nice instant (You) gratification. You'll have me dead next to my computer from trying to post 16k posts for the same result. At least it's better than me dying from a stroke after blowing my load to Jessica Rabbit porn on /aco/ (not a 90s fag btW)
Sebastian Butler
On second thought stay off them, at least you're entertaining unlike the average Jow Forumsnigger infesting this board.
Ian Wilson
airrifle, if you don't want stress with your neighbours.
James Lopez
My grandfather got fed up win the crows outside his bedroom window and fired a shotgun into the tree to disperse them. This happened in suburban Boston. The cops told him never to do that again. This happened in the 60s so your experience may differ today.
Andrew Morales
i can't get enough of these schizoposts, my sides
Jordan Powell
>"Chirp chiiirp chiiiirrrrrp chirp chirp"
Try sleeping indoors
>WILL THESE FUCKING BIRDS SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMNIT!
and during the night you massive faggot
Adam Edwards
schitzoposter is the hero we deserve
Justin Bennett
get a cat
Brandon Ross
Bentley Hernandez
kinda unrelated but I once had a chicken or rather 2 roosters and a hen that would nest in a tree right over my house every night. Normally that would be fine but the roosters would crow all night and all morning. I'm talking 3 am and 2 fucking roosters crowing at the top of their lungs over and over all night nd all day.
I couldn't very well start unloading buck shot at them in the middle of my neighborhood so I bought a sing shit cut oppen some shells and started launching 00 shot at them one pellet at a time. It's hard to say but they were 50-75 yards away from me and i must have taken 0ver 100 shots at them, never hit one. Finally got sick of it and bought a air rifle with a scope. The first shot I took the rooster was dead before it hit the ground, second shot killed his buddy and the hen runs around without making a sound. I sleep like a baby, most satisfying shit ever.
p.s. air rifle has exchangeable barrels for .22 and .177 6 bucks for 500 rounds of each, I have the rifle and thousands of rounds of ammo tucked away for when the apocalypses hits suggest you do the same.
Thomas Cooper
>sing shit
it might as well have been called that
*sling shot
I even practiced with it still couldn't hit anything,If you depend on one of these when shtf I recon you will be starving to death.