Could the modern Aussie army win against the Emu scum and what'd it look like?

Could the modern Aussie army win against the Emu scum and what'd it look like?

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No

Mother of brapper

>drone strikes and emu burgers
Cunts better invite us to the party.

That's a Sweet ride.
And I'm not talking about the jeep. Or the dog.

That woman is made to be breed and shared around town.

No

well after that one truck with MG's failed the aussies declared open season on emu's and the hunters managed what the army failed.

So if there was an actual need to eradicate emu's they'd just send far more people out there, and it'd work fine

The highests of testiests

>That ass
>Muh dick
>...
>See that mag
WHY IS IT ALWAYS A .22???? I'll never understand why in these photos it is either a S&W 15-22 or one of these cheesy caliber conversions. Fuck.

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it's a little less heavy probably? been a while since ive held one

>pristine "custom" jeep
>22lr ar
>pitbull
>attention whore exposing herself
white trash/10

Is that an unloaded magazine? lel

That shitbull goes balls deep in her ass every night. 100% of women who own shitbulls are deranged, and enjoy getting fucked by dogs.

>angry headlights

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jesus I want her to crush my head with her thighs.

Thick thighs, Angry eyes

>cheaper
It's a staged professional photo shoot, they used the cheapest fucking prop they could find that still fit the aesthetic they wanted.

Australia vs New Zealand isn't something I would want to happen.

That "woman" looks disgusting. And that pitbull looks like it wants to get shot with 10mm.

BRAPPBBDPRPPPRPFNDPPPPP

*Sniff*Sniff*

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>shitbull
YIKES!

>pitbull
>hair dye
>bandanna
At least the car is nice

Why is she into fucking dogs?

Cholas are an acquired taste

That doesn't look white to me.

This bitch is a norteno from Mexico

I saw the full photoset on another website

Look at the nails and hair.
Not White Trash.
Too much junk in the trunk also.

>22lr AR
Disgusting

Well why don’t you tell us where to find that photo set so we can all look at her and be disgusted and angry

That looks like my wife's sister Hair color and all. she needs my dick bad.

Thisss

They also apparently bought the cheapest fatass whore they could find.

Jeep JK owners are the biggest faggots on the planet. Look at those gay little headlights, that retarded light bar for "visibility" when they don't even have amber fog lights, those plastic fender flares. Not to mention to fat girl with the history channel counts customs looking headband and gay-r and nigger dog. What a train wreck of an image.

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What the fuck is up with this farting obsession? I swear it wasn't a thing like 2 years ago.

Jow Forums

All the incels from 2015 that swore up and down they were gonna go gay because no woman would give them a chance realized that not even other men would fuck them.

Damn look at that boofer

Jow Forums and Jow Forums suffer from severe ahedonia that leaves them unable to find any pleasure in anything and so they hope that by brap posting they can make other people no longer find asses attractive... somehow.

I want to tongue-punch her fart box.

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It's to counter fags like OP who post ass pictures in hope of drawing attention to their shitty threads

Found it, user. With front view.

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It's a fucking meme dude, you laugh at it because it's funny!
Lurkmoar faggot!

>Jokes keep being funny even after the ten thousandth time it's told!

Started as a /tv/ meme to counter anons posting celebrity asses by pointing out how asses are for shidding and farding. Now it's an ironic meme for appreciation of asses.

You just KNOW

it's an evolution of dat ass

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You just have to be wiley. Draw them in with a bicycle kick.

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It's not really a thing now. It's just in the meme stage.
Like 5 years ago when that song about "eatin duh booty like grow-shrees" came out and everyone thought it was so fucking dumb they made jokes about it.
And then some retards actually did it.

that's a man

@mzalist

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>Jeep JK owners are the biggest faggots on the planet.

I started noticing this about two years ago. Every single JK I see on the road now has angry headlights and tons of extra lights. Somebody bought a local restaurant and he and his buddies have JK meetups in the parking lot--like a dozen of these things side by side, usually with huge lifts so clean you could eat off them.

The TJ/YJ scene was never this bro-tier.

Fuck. Am I gay now? Is that how it works?

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It's because it's a fiat so all the parts are cheap plastic, available on Amazon, and any woman can install them. All you have to do is look up some ricer tier Instagram page and start "building".

Who gives a fuck.
I just want to have fun playing with that ass.
I want to rub it, squeeze it, bite it, and smack the shit out of it until it's red. Can you imagine how fun that'd be? Not even from an erotic perspective, it'd still be fun to just sink your hands and teeth into it.

Why would anyone mount a lightbar above the windshield?
Fucking idiot.

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it's not gay if you say "no homo"

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>Pittbull
>chunck ass
>.22 colt
>THOT gun pose
>turns out to be a man

Jokes on you fags I was repulsed from the getgo

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Well he needs to teach my wife the secret of making her ass that nice

>no lift
>stock bumper
>no winch
>no sliders
>no cargo rack
SAD

that is a american bully. you retard doglet

A huge ass, a pit bull, gay ass light bar, UN compromise rifle. What is this a black guy starter pack.

>to be breed
For some reason the only sharing i think you do is with cousins.

why is that jeep so pissed off?

>nu-jeep
>.22lr AR
>Pitmommy
>unnatural dyed hair

She's trash and no amount of ass will save her

I wanna see that brapper take that knot

IMAGINE

THE

When you say man, do you mean more manly than you or it has a dick?

SMELL

Have you seen the monkey and shitbull it's in close proximity to?

Not with that 22 and plastic grill. Even the nigger dog isn’t going to fare well against the emu menace

Yes, I want to shoot the gun, pet the dog, and bury my face in the ass. Now, what was this thread about again?

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Yeah, but we only do hand stuff jacking each other off because there are literally next to zero women where we live. Small population rural county, what few girls there are mostly get preggers at 12-13 and end up married and have a few more kids before they turn 18. The rest who are smart or have conservative parents get good grades and leave the second they finish high school, off to college never to be seen again.

It's fucking hard man. One of my buddies has no standards and has a bit of disposable income so he hooks up with some of the 50+yo divorcees who are flabby overweight, wrinkly, unkept, and hang out at the pub every night and don't mind a good root now they are free from their marriage. He plies them with beer until they are sloppy and horny and then roots them in the carpark. But other than that there is only 2 girls who are essentially the town bike, but they are always so backed up it's almost impossible to reserve a ride.

Fucking cousin relief is all I have.

It's a fetish. Kind of a weird mix of wanting extreme intimacy and humiliation of the potential partner.

I second this. A girl who owns a pitbull is a big red flag for me.

I'VE BEEN HOODWINKED

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It's a woman. user is being tricky.

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>THOT
>fat
>pitpull
>female with guns
I don't know that I've ever seen so many red flags at once.

Real Jow Forumsommandos notice it's .22lr first.

nu-Jow Forums fags notice the ass first.

nice tet

see
Brap posting is just a further evolution of dat ass.

No racism on this subreddit!!!

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Gunt, frizzy hair, and type II diabeatus

Fuck no, do you know how bad Emu artillery was in the last war, it's only gotten more deadly.

How much do I need to pay to see that pibble knot her?

FUCK YOU

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200 pesos.

>fat
Bro, those legs are almost all muscle and her upper body is fairly fit. Even her ass doesn't have that much fat since too much fat causes cellulite. Everything else is a valid point, though.

White kids are obsessed with fat women farting on them

>Big hips, nice ass
>Small pancake-tits
So close to perfection.

This. Hope the dog kills her one day

Every fucking time

>Gun held by the magazine

Nah pretty sure it's a woman. Just got strong features.

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