Let's have a rate my family thread

Let's have a rate my family thread

I'll start:

>Jew family

>be me: hazgunz
>unequivocally pro the constitution
>trad with wife & child

>be dad
>hazgunz mostly out of paranoia a little bit cuz of job used to involve transporting fuck ton of money
>took me shooting tons as kid
>but kind of indifferent to 2a and fuddy
>shrugs and sighs when hearing new legislation, has an "I got mine attitude"

>be mom
>third wave feminist, believes that every woman needs to be armed because all men are rapists
>all jews need gunz cuz all goyim are murderers (she's right tho)
>personally nogunz cuz dad has
>(neither know how Jow Forums I am)

>be big bro
>alex jones' biggest fan
>moon landing=fake&gay
>"gubbmint is making frogs (((gae)))!!!"
>would have gunz, but too many kids and poor

>be next bro
>literal NPC (think of the pic of basedboi wojack with blm, iwh pins and funko pops, and onions head, that's him)
>screeches about "common sense" gun laws when not talking about vice/vox/buzzfeed articles he read about Drumpf=nazi
>somehow married to obedient autist usedgoods girl
>(neither bro knows about my Jow Forums either)

>be sis
>based zoomer
>gamer girl fortnitefortnitefortnite
>but not slutty (seriously)
>somewhat nerdy
>very trad values from her own research and my redpilling
>pro constitution unequivocally too
>wants gunz (a little)
>knows about my Jow Forumsness, not stupid and doesn't share with rest of family

>be wife
>from small family that's pretty apolitical
>initially nervous around gunz, but comfortable after some range trips
>redpilled by me

Gats are mine.

R8 H8 B8 bois. Talk about yours.
>Inb4 durr hurr die jew!
>reeeeeeee! Isreal is apartheid! Die 4 Isreal joo!

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>Jew
>Hey, lets create a data mining thread

Get the fuck out kike

Nice try Jew ATF. You will never know my family or situation.

I knew this picrelated would come in handy.
Seriously though, why do you faggots think everything is the ATF? That meme had gotten really stale.

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>ATF
>meme

You must be retarded if you don't think that the ATF doesnt actively monitor this board and saves every "family" picture for information that could be used against you

Which is why I omitted very personal details, and blocked the serial number in the picture. Dumbass. There's nothing illegal posted nor am I asking for that. Dumbfuck.

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Hey why don't you send him false information instead of telling him you know?
Our best chance at winning is by out-jewing the jews.

>there's no way I can trace a picture back to who originally posted it. You're just being paranoid, goyim

Listen to these guys not schlomo.

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Hook me up with your sis op

Honestly, I'm not sure if I'm surprised how predictable this thread has become. I'm not Israeli btw.

She's 17 pedo.

>I'm not Israeli btw.

Under the Law of Return, you have the opportunity to acquire it at your discretion. Unless you renounce it, you'll always be an Israeli to me and not an American. Hope this helps.

I don't care about Israel except for the fact that I resent that my paycheck gets taxed to pay for it to spend on USA military industrial cancer (inb4 mostly pays for other stupid shit, I'm mad about that too).

Whole family is noguns and hates guns because they're spoiled rich coastal elites who genuinely believe the police have enough funding everywhere to be everyone's personal body guard (let alone could conceivably ever have enough funding to do that). If I tried to argue with them they'd probably accuse me of planning to shoot up a high school despite the fact that it's been nearly 10 years since I have graduated. They are exactly like what most Jow Forums JQ types complain about and I grew up immersed in it and that's the reason I'm convinced it's a spoiled rich upper class coastal elite cultural issue rather than primarily a "Jews want to eradicate the white goyim" thing, though there are plenty of progressive Jews out there who unironically desire approximately that.

>is kike
>owns a tavor
>data mining thread
you already have my info in some gov file after my trial you kike what more does mossad want
also
>gamer girl
>not slutty
can't wait till she gets goyyed by five wannabe ss dudes

A little old, but doable

Like half of mutts are missing their foreskins, so I say they're Jews by default.
Why isn't foreskin restoration surgery a thing?

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>Indifferent to the second amendment

Oy vey I mean I wouldn't be very sad if the people would be disarmed and on its knees, I mean, what are guns for anyway? Shooting stuff? how is this useful?

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You need to go back, Chaim.

This, nobody wants you here Jew.

Oh no, he knows very well what guns are for. Just that niggers should not have them. He's pro hoop jumping.

showers are two doors down

>goyyyed
I was gonna say blacked but that works too

>Why isn't foreskin restoration surgery a thing?

I looked into it a few years ago when I started making real money. If they fuck up you could lose your dick entirely, no thanks.

Ok

Stop hiding OP, we know you're behind that post

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How was I hiding?

It's okay, if she's 17 so am I

>grandpa took a land mine in korean war and knows his way in and out of m1 garand and carbine and 1911s
>dad was a pimp and drug dealer and always carried a older ppk with a shit ton of mags
>mom used to hunt with grandpa in korea with 12 gauge
>sister is currently saving up for a ptr 91
>cousin is satcomm in marines and is currently deployed in classified


>wifes family are all former military
>wife was a paratrooper for ROK marines
>her dad was an m60 machine gunner
>her brother was infantry in ROK marines
>her sisters are no gunz but they like 44 magnum better then 9mm when I first took them shooting and actually got decent groups at 10 yards
>her uncle is in charge of all armories in south korea
>wife's mentor is deployed and is currently trying to get into blackwater and other PMC'S

All of us have guns but don't really care about them as we are more concerned about family and friends. we are not pro 2a or anything like that. firearms has just been a part of both of our family lives.

Based gookanon.

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I wouldn't rate your family because idk it just seems weird but it sounds like you have a nice family and are blessed with them. I hope you appreciate them and I wish the best for you and your senpai. but if I had to rate I would say... sounds like the average american family. (mine is the korean greentext one)

that is a nice picture!! I will be sure to share it with my wife.

B&

That's exactly what an איי-טי-אף would say.

טופ קיק!

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I wonder what it's like to have actual family. For the most part I've not had any for the last 10 years.

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