The year is 1630 and you see this man roll into your village speaking in Swedish that his 50 soldiers should take whatever they want from the villagers. What do you do?
The year is 1630 and you see this man roll into your village speaking in Swedish that his 50 soldiers should take...
Gavin Morales
Elijah Sanchez
grab my AR and two mags
Jaxson Allen
Speak to his Scottish mercenaries in English and offer to quadruple their pay if they kill him instead of looting me
James Lopez
He pulls out a gold inlay pistol and shoots you on the spot. His troops rape all the women in the town and kill the men as you lay there bleeding.
William Russell
Challenge the nigger to a duel.
Isaiah Robinson
Call the King of Spain.
Jaxson Diaz
>your village
It appears the peasantry needs defending again. Ladies prepare the gun wagon for me
Parker Russell
Unironically this. But the ar15 at the time was probably a sword or spear.
Gabriel Cruz
Wonder what in the fuck he is even doing in North America. Gustavus, you're drunk. Germany is that way. My ancestors, and apparently me in this scenario, left Germany specifically to avoid this kind of nonsense.
Lincoln Clark
>be my ancestor in 1630s Ireland
>invite said Swedish man and his small army to the local pub
>get them all piss black out drunk
>kill them all in their sleep
>start ye olde IRA and preemptively strike England before my homeleand can be divided
Caleb Adams
Launch a dildo from a catapult and watch them chase it
Alexander Turner
Soooo, you know England already conquered all of Ireland by this point right? And was actively settling tens of thousands of Protestants in Northern Ireland.
I mean you can try, but the Irish did try. A lot. And lost. A lot.
Brayden Hill
Tell him to get my ancestor relative who is a nobleman fighting for the king of sweden
Joseph Reyes
Only acceptable answer, remember Nordlingen ikea fags
Lucas Morgan
Hire Spanish infantry to rape and murder his family's holdings. Pike and shot would mulch that Swedish pussy.
Easton Martin
based and potatopilled
Jose Hall
show them a lawn mower
then go for a beer
Jason Richardson
Eric Flint's 1632 thread?
Ryan Hall
Wonder why swedes are plundering when the Dutch created the stock market with voorcompagnieën
The fuck do companies and their troopers need my chickens and underwear for when it's all about the spices?
Cooper Martinez
>speaking in Swedish
better run
>The Schwedentrunk (German: [ˈʃveːdn̩ˌtʁʊŋk], Swedish drink) is a method of torture and execution in which the victim is forced to swallow large amounts of foul liquid, such as excrement. The name was invented by German victims of Swedish troops during the Thirty Years' War.
> It was used to force peasants or town citizens to hand over hidden money, food, animals, etc., or to extort sex from women.
>They laid the bound servant on the ground, stuck a wooden wedge into his mouth, and poured into his belly a bucket full of disgusting liquid manure, which they called a Swedish Drink.
Nolan Cook
>tyrese, give this nigga a volley
Josiah Anderson
Invite them in, prepare a feast in their honor, slit their throats in the night while they're drunk
but since I know your kind OP you're just going to answer with some kind of NUH UH THAT WONT WORK kind of bullshit
Christian Ramirez
Inform him of the fate that awaits his country in 400 years
Owen Ross
Use my negromancy to turn his army into “Syrian refugees” and send him back to Sweden in search of gibs and fickificki with white women, all the while he preps the bull that’ll fuck his wife
Leo Sanchez
Ethan Jenkins
Stare at him in confusion cause i live Southeast Asia.
Jaxon Fisher
Grab my matchlock musket, my hatchet, the wife, kids and the few things that are really worth something and hide in the woods for a month.
Come back, repair what they might have destroyed and go on. Repeat if necessary
Jackson Wilson
Become a Snapphane, introduce basic military concepts and fight off swedish and danish oppressors alike from glorious Skåne.
Christian Rogers
Be friendly so that they don't rape my daughter and kill my dog. How am I going to fight fitty men?
Zachary Taylor
Tell him to go ahead and take whatever he can still find. This is the 8th our village is getting plunderd, there is nothing left not even the rats. Last time it was Tilly's men, so the children are all dead, the women were raped so often their rape baby great-grand-children will still have syphillis and I'm so hungry I could go for a round of Schwedentrunk.
Owen Clark
Get on the nearest hill and go full Morgarten on these fucks
Nobody messes with Renaissance-era switzerland
Carter Williams
At first I'd wonder what a continental European army is doing all the way over here in the new world then laugh because we are all going to either starve or be killed by Indians if he doesn't fuck off. He can smoke up if he wants, the tobacco crop is drying but if he dose he'll have to pay the London Company for the lost product.
Logan Taylor
Give him some nutmeg and tell him to fuck off as I'm too busy fighting the Spanish.
Logan Richardson
touch myself
Zachary Hall
gebaseerd en GHB-gedrogeerd.
Thomas Russell
>you forgot to take the axe, you swedish person, here you go!
William Evans
Ask for training and a place in his warband desu
Hunter Brooks
I DO NOT CONFLAGRATE WITH THE FLEMISH.
ANY OF MY EMPLOYEES WHO DO WILL BE FIRED
Nathaniel Martinez
kill his king
Cameron Lee
>Swede appears in North-Eastern Denmark
>fortify village
>wait them out
>Swedish males' natural urge to consume semen grows too strong and they fall back
>make incursion to slaughter them while they literally have their pants down
>Denmark stronk