Poo-Storm is going nuclear! BREAKING NEWS

>"At about 8:25 PM eastern US time last night, word got out that spy satellites had picked-up Trailer-Erector-Launcher (TEL) vehicles inside Pakistan, being removed from their storage facilities with missiles on them.

Further analysis REQUIRED visual verification and that verification came about an hour later from resources on the ground inside Pakistan: the missiles are the Shaheen-III medium Range Ballistic Missile, armed with NUCLEAR WARHEAD.

These particular TEL's were in storage Depots assigned to Pakistan's National Command Authority and that is the NUCLEAR arm of their government.

What was NOT known (at that time) was whether these TEL's were being moved out to USE, or to protect from being destroyed by possible Indian attack?

I am now told (3:50 AM ET) that analysts see the TEL's have been moved to what would be considered LAUNCH locations. As such, the Intel Community believes Pakistan intends to USE Medium-Range-Ballistic-Missiles with nuclear warheads.

At present, it is not known if Pakistan intends a first strike, or if Pakistan fears a ground invasion which they know they are incapable of countering due to vastly superior India armed forces numbers.

It is believed Pakistan fears a ground invasion because yesterday, India turned over to military control, their National Highway 1-A; the major east-west corridor in the far north of India. There is only one reason to do that: create a Logistics chain to support a ground invasion to take back all of Jammu and Kashmir from Pakistan control.

So those claiming things are calming down, are as wrong as they can possibly be. Things have gotten very much worse."

No independent source of this has yet to be found, but it's totally worth analyzing.

Found this off:defconwarningsystem.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=13093&sid=72f0bf37f326a81c8b65cbcc9188f1d8&start=30

Is this the end?

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>is this the end
why would it be the end if pakistan and india nuked eachother
Even if it happened, which it isnt

Dubs says the nukes fly by tomorrow night.

Wish me luck

>>is this the endwhy would it be the end if pakistan and india nuked eachotherEven if it happened, which it isnt

Really would be quite good for civilisation.

Do you realize how close they are to nuking the shit out of each other? And it's pretty obvious that Pakistan won't go down without sending everyone else to die with it. And if they just nuke each other, the collateral damage on the earth itself, the atmosphere and al of the countries next to the warzone will be phenomenal.

I give it two weeks.

damn

Behold!
He is coming with the clouds!
And every eye shall be blind with his glory,
every ear shall be stricken deaf; to hear the thunder of his voice.
Let the men, women, and children of the earth come forth,
to gather and behold the power of Atom!

Let those who dwell here, in his favored land attend now to the words of the profit of Atom.
Come forth, and drink the waters of the glow,
for this ancient weapon of war is our salvation, it is the very symbol of Atom's glory!
Let it serve as a reminder of the division that has occurred in the past,
and the resplendence of the promise of our division in the times to come.

Give your bodies to Atom, my friends.
Release yourself to his power,
feel his glow, and be divided.

There shall be no tears, no sorrows, no suffering;
for in the division, we shall see our release from the pain and hardships of this world!
Yea, your suffering shall exist no longer,
it shall be washed away in Atom's glow, burned from you in the fire of his brilliance!

Each of us will give birth to a billion stars;
formed from the mass of our wretched and filthy bodies.
Each of us will be mother and father to a trillion civilizations.
Each of us shall know peace, shall know an end to pain,
and shall know Atom in his glory.

I urge you my friends, come, drink with me and pray.
Glorious Atom, I give to you these feeble bones,
I present to your will this frail body.

Behold!
For he is coming with the clouds!

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>twitter.com/hthjones/status/1100894939192455168
>IMPORTANT: this footage supposedly shows Pakistani LY-80 air defence systems on the move through Karachi tonight

Oh fuck.

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>No independent source of this has yet to be found, but it's totally worth analyzing.

Do they HAVE TO capitalize their WORDS like THIS?

One nuke is enough to wipe out the Indian army
One well-placed nuke is enough to wipe out the entire Indian navy.
Now, what would Pajeet do?

See
And yeah, it's still worth looking at.

Curbing the pajeet population will be a net positive for the earth, regardless of the collateral damage from the nukes to the region.

Mutual Assured Destruction, my man.
Though I hope they join up and nuke middle east instead.

>currynauts can't ruin the internet with their tech scammers and literal NPCs with smartphones
>pakis can't ruin the US with their terrorism
Oh no, the horror.

Compared to nuclear surface testing of the 40s and 50s the impact would be negligible.

Only FAGGOT articles written by BZZFEED BAKTPOSTERS type their SHITTY articles like this.

GOD how I hate NEWS that DOES this

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I hope it escalate into world war so I can finally see the end. I truly wish to die in a nuclear fire.

>One well-placed nuke is enough to wipe out the entire Indian navy.
Luring the Indian navy out to sea and leaving them to their own devices is more than likely enough to wipe out the Indian navy.
That is the ships that manage to make it out of port without capsizing or sinking.

Now why would a Muslim Country nuke other non-threatening friendly Muslim nations?
The rapefugees though.
They be fleeing to anyone that would take them.
This would be many times worse than EU rapefugee crisis.

Within a week, over 100-200 million people will die, it will be the bloodiest war to date, it's aftershocks will push for the complete disarmament of nuclear weapons, which the liberals lemmings will achieve. This will inevitably lead to a full conventional World War III, with billions dying.

Come on

And ain't even from buzzfeed nor any major media source. The guy writing this was just emphazing on some of the words to show it's pretty much a dire situation.

Last time the Indian Navy deployed against Karachi, they managed to achieve total naval supremacy over Pakistan's coast
and successfully implemented a total naval blockade through sheer numbers, cutting off the Pakis from their Gulf state posse.

The only way Pakistan isn't getting bum rushed again is through a pre-emptive nuclear strike but I wouldn't put it past the Indians to nuke first cuz reasons.

>good for civilization
You guys think this shit would be good? Their entire countries would be claiming refugee status and you bet your ass every western country would welcome them by the millions with open arms.

roll

>Now why would a Muslim Country nuke other non-threatening friendly Muslim nations?
Muslims hate each other, you know. See: Iran-Iraq or Iran-Saudi Arabia.

How bout trips?

That's fine.
Trumps already hellbent against more immigration anyway, so we're not getting any glowy-shitskins.

cool

Nice clickbait website.

What if China comes to Pakistan's aid?

Excuse me, that is highly doubtful that the damage would be world ending. They have at best several megatons. Beyond that though, what countries near by would the world miss should they get fallout. On top of that both countries are using airburst weapons, fallout from these types of weapons is minimal, certainly nowhere near as dirty as reactor meltdowns in the past century. Anyway the genocide of Pakistan and the garbage ideology that it exports is both a desirable and worthy outcome.

>Soon

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You have to be a fucking idiot if you think you need to emphasize single words to simpletons.

Nuclear war is dire enough, what a shitty baitposter whoever wrote that gay article

Man, I prefer there having no more nuclear weapons on this earth and rounding the edges by killing every jewish, muslim and leftist filth with a huge conventional war than to risk again dying in nuclear hellfire.

What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?

imagine the smell when india gets nuked

Stop, I can only become so erect.

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>certainly nowhere near as dirty as reactor meltdowns in the past century
It's India and Pakistan. Everything is dirty

"three three nineteen", as in 3/3/2019, has a nice ring to it. Who knows.

Like leaving curry in the microwave too long

Everyone hates Iran in the ME.
It is no secret

Bullshit
See:
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1083705208834834433

China would probably not intervene unless the nukes start flying and Pajeets start swarming their border.

>Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

Nukes will clean India. The firestorms will incenerate all fecal matters in the target cities. Nukes are the perfect cleaner of India.

OP is proving once AGAIN that he IS a gigantic FAGGOT.

Fight motherfuckers, I'm getting bored.

That's the only thing we can hope at last. Pajeets and mudslimes nuking the ever living shit out of each other and hopefully no major nuclear power getting in the fight so it's no going WWIII.

You stupid shit, reverse search the text and you'll see it links back to a forum post.

Shit is fake.

Why wouldn't China help one of their closest allies?
All they would need to do is divert a few rivers that flow into India.

Link the forum post you bAiting faggot

He ain't the one who wrote the article you dumb fuck.

Nigga please:
>No independent source of this has yet to be found, but it's totally worth analyzing.
>Found this off:defconwarningsystem.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=13093&sid=72f0bf37f326a81c8b65cbcc9188f1d8&start=30
You blind retard

It will calm down for a week or two, and then the Indian army will accidentally move some tanks across the LoC and the Pakis, fearing a conventional invasion, will let 'er rip with the nukes.

>Bullshit
Eh, Thats more economy related, and I was talking more "Refugee" related, but yeah, I seriously doubt Trump would allow any meaningful portion of 1.5 billion irradiated refugees into the US. just enough to save face and say "we're helping" so as not to hurt his poll numbers, but not enough to even displace the number of current number of Indian med students.

The way I see it is that there is a high chance that if the conflict goes on then other powers will get involved but if they just hurry up and nuke each other we can avoid WWIII. Basically it's the humanitarian choice to want then to nuke each other ASAP

>defconwarningsystem
is this shitty dead board fucking stupid enough to believe a shitty LARP clickbait site? yep

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you guys better stock up on those SIG parts before their manufacturing facilities get turned to poo laced ash

Sounds good to me, digits deliver us

Our best hope is India and Pakistan nuke each other and in their death throes lob a few at Tel Aviv as well.

Exactly. But then go welcome the millions upon millions of fleeing radioactive refugees

The banes outweigh the boons.
And while they have cordial relations, China and Pakistan are NOT military allies.
So no intervention.

They are going to let the Pajeet scientists, doctors, engineers and IT nerds in.
They are going to bring in their families with a dozen relatives and lobby to open the taps.
The Top Pajeets in Microsoft, Google, Citibank, Global Foundries and Mastercard are going to push for it.
And there is nothing you can do about it

Oh shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option
That would mean the end of the world

What? You mean we won't be sending all our blackistanis back to repopulate their wastelands with their cousinwaifus ?

nucleardarkness.org/warconsequences/fivemilliontonsofsmoke/

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Even if the Samson option was true, nothing would necessitate the other nuclear powers to expend their warheads. Israel doesn't have enough to "end the world"

Honestly im all for weathering the negative effects of a small nuclear exchange if it means Pooistan is completely wiped out along with their pollution, then all we need is for China to tumble

200 nukes could absolutely fuck up the world
At the very least most of Europe and the middle east

my popcorn is ready

Underrated

YES that is the source it comes from, retard!

>words of the profit of Atom.
???
Profit

The only retarded one here is you

Garbage paper like all the nuclear winter ones.

quora.com/Is-nuclear-winter-a-myth

Nuclear winter isn't real.

kebab here
what is this feeling..yuck...is this how Europeans feel about my kind moving to their countries? Come on pls tell me that you don't look at us the way we all view subcontinentals

Ironic, give you're taking totally uncitable garbage as gospel truth.

No, im calling you a fucking idiot because you didnt read the OP post.

Everyone here knew where it came from except you.

It is like when Inbred Central Asian Muslims move to your country

>.is this how Europeans feel about my kind moving to their countries?
Yes, fuck off

No, that isn't the original source of the post.

>Profit
>Prophet
Shit
that's what I get for transcribing dialog in a code editor.

rolling

Then post the original. Were all waiting

>inb4 pussy never posts it because hes wrong

Oh boy!

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Yes. We would rather you all nuked yourselves anything other than come to our countries.

Its a WINRAR for the rest of humanity

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i WISH the poos would nuke each other out of existence

the worst culture on earth bar none

So any bets on who would pull the trigger?
Poo or Goat?
I say Poo

Fuck, literally copy and search you autist. Not hard.

I hope to god it's true but it never fucking happens.

Im guessing poo too

No, give me the link faggot.
Copy and paste its not that hard

I say goat if they get invaded

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Literal fanfiction by some retard in NYC.