ATF sent a T-Rex to get your doggo.
How do you remove dinosaur?
ATF sent a T-Rex to get your doggo
Cooper Cooper
Hunter Hill
Recreational meteor
Sebastian Cruz
Jack Martinez
Leo Moore
kek
Isaac Allen
.45 acp
Jose Scott
.45 acp
beat me to it
Alexander Jones
I have four dogs so Tpain can have the little one before he is ended by climate change and bigotry.
Justin Kelly
Fuck the dog I don't want the thing to eat me too. I'd poison the fuck out of the dog so it's the most toxic fucking waste sludge in existence then once the rex eats it, fucker keels over dead from it.
Jayden Watson
and if the inevitable takes a bit longer than .22 bouncing around in his cretaceous skull will do the trick
Asher Hill
Trap it inside a cargo ship.
Joseph Powell
Literally made for this.
Daniel White
Based Satan.
Aiden Taylor
The biggest thing I have is .30-06 so it'll have to do
Chase Sullivan
Mines a .308. Shit.
Owen Cooper
as cool as Sauropods are theyre basically giant birds. I'm sure a better option would be .577 tyrannosaur or BMG or whatever but I find it difficult to believe a half dozen manstopper rifle shots to the chest of a T-Rex wouldn't disable it. It's bones are hollow, rib cage is not going to offer much protection
That probably wouln't be my first choice, but I dont think it would be totally ineffective
Lucas Brooks
As a wise Jow Forumsommando once said a fateful summer day, kneecap the fucker and use it as the worlds largest fuck puppet.
Ian Johnson
Inb4 Trexs have been dead so long that if they brought back an unmutated clone it would probably die within the week of x-number of diseases that its species never had contact with
Josiah Parker
The atmosphere also isn't oxygen rich enough to support land animals of that size anymore.
Brayden Bailey
Magdump my AK while Reeeeeing up a storm. One or the other should be enough to get it to fuck off
Daniel Clark
I take steroids to embiggen myself, put the tyrannosaurus in the dryer to ensmallen it, take a viagra to engorge my penis, put it in handcuffs, and fuck the triceratops out of it.
Matthew Roberts
Birds are a distinct lineage of sauropods and in no way representative of the whole lot. They also have several million years of evolution between eachover. If their bones are so hollow how can they support those massive frames?
Henry Nguyen
I've got some 7.62x54R API, gonna go hunting with the nugget.
Lincoln Rivera
Feed T-rex neigbours dog. Rough Fuck t-rex. Have a real battle buddy, Drink atf tears.
Zachary Diaz
Fpbp
Isaac Johnson
>Rough Fuck t-rex
This. You gotta stick your dick where no man has stuck thier dick before.
Bentley Roberts
Obrez
Daniel Kelly
Why would we need to remove such a cutie? MY TYRANNOSAURUS REX CAN'T BE THIS CUTE!
Oliver Martinez
This looks like one of those moral choices in games where you have to choose between putting the horrible biological experiment out of its misery, or letting it live because it still retains some sentience