Will birdshot work against these loud faggot bugs?

Will birdshot work against these loud faggot bugs?

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no you'll be physically incapable of pulling the trigger on one with birdshot, only a .50 BMG will do

bro it took then 17 years to come out of their holes already
don't be jealous because you're still sitting in the basement

What's with all of these faggots lately complaining about loud animals?
Boohoo, the wittle bug is too woud for me mommy. Stop being a little bitch. If you want to shoot them, shoot them. You shouldn't need to make an entire thread asking how to do it. They're bugs, any caliber will fucking obliterate it.

Nice

1. Go to store
2. Buy earplugs
3. Put them in while you sleep
4. ??????????
5. Profit!

>Open up shell
>Pour out birdshot
>Pull piston, dump out most of the powder, maybe leave a little if you're feeling froggy
>Fill with salt
>Recrimp
You are now wielding the bugasalt 2.0. go nuts.

I like to use thermal vision and saltshots ,really fun .Clean up your shotgun afterwards ,did lose some components using saltslugs,to much corrosion may happen if you do a lazy cleaning .

>thermal vision
>cold blooded insect with exoskeleton
>salt slugs
>Causing corrosion anywhere but the barrel and bolt face if any corrosion at all considering the salt only enters the barrel and ejects from it

Besides, soap and water cleaning your rifle is just fine after a day's use.

Their survival strategy is to breed so many that their natural predators can't eat them fast enough.

Good fucking luck.

Anything less than .500 NE will bounce off the exoskelleton. And you'll need multiple shots if you wanna put it down for good

You're supposed to use bugshot, dingus

Hey man Cicadas are bros leave them alone

based and cicada-pilled

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Cook and eat them

Bug-a-salt or snake shot rounds in a .22 pistol.

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>living in an ooga booga jungle shithole that doesn’t have a real winter to keep bugs away

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Cicadas don't do anything harmful. All they're there to do is exist and reproduce without bothering anyone. Bird make noise all day long but they're not being killed endlessly. Go do something more productive with your guns and leave us be.

>Bird make noise all day long but they're not being killed endlessly.
Ummmmmm
Some did try tho

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Haha epic he said "us" implying he's a bug!
This is going straight to the front page of reddit ecksdee.

>someone tries to make a humorous reply
>"HUUUUUUURRRRRRRR REDDIT DUUUUUURRRR"
every time

Faggot nigger.

NO STEP ON CICADA
WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAWREEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAWREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>someone makes a tired, hacky joke that everyone has seen dozens of times
Yeah go to reddit, not being a dick. They legitimately will like jokes they have seen repeatedly.

You are literally like a comedian say "how about airline food"

>four pests campaign
>completely wreck ecosystem
>causes immense famine
Chinese were not very smart.

Shoot without earpro and literally never be bothered by the song of cicadas again.
I haven't heard one in years.
Feels bad man.
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yup

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is there any reason salt cant be substituted with sugar for these rounds?

I used to think these guys were annoying, but one day I realized they're basically doing a Zen chant like we humans say "Ohhhhmmmm." Once I knew that I became able to nap and chill out to their sound. Now I like them.

truly epic

I appreciate this image.

it's over for bugcels

i'll concede
this is reddit shit here

Stfu faggot and stop same-fagging

>can remember the last time they came out
>can hear them again
These fucking bugs are making me feel old lads

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I wanna high-five that bugbro.

>Bird
those motherfuckers
youtu.be/f53qnciUgKg

reddit nigger

its dead jim

The 3301 is a nice touch

theres locust ammunition, it has to do with lead powder IIRC

>3301
what it mean?

It'll be kinda hit and miss. better to go with dragonsbreath.

google "cicada 3301"
tl;dr an internet mystery involving a group called cicada 3301 and their search for "talented cryptographers, analytic minds" etc

Fucking based. Lol.

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They come out every year. You should hear them every summer. The generations are staggered...

OP status: WWWWRRRRREEEEEEEEERRRRRR'd the fuck out

Noice

>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Delet this, delet this right now.

Just use rat shot Jesus Christ

savage

You can aim them pretty well and they fly like darts. If someone is afraid of them, they track like homing missiles.

They can sound pretty offended when you pick them up too. The bug version of REEEEEEE

Holy fucking rekt

It actually takes that long for them to grow? Holy fuck

leave the bugs alone
youtube.com/watch?v=_HrxqjQTUqA

>birdshot
just do rat shot, albeit expensive af

>wait 17 years to come out and fuck
>end up post on Jow Forums for your 24 hour lifespan

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Why on earth would you shoot nature's early warning/trespasser alarm?

You're retarded for shooting them with any caliber. It's just going to burn a fat hole in your wallet. Literally just get an airsoft gun and lighter and go to town.

Most of them only live for a single year.

Only a few kinds spend 17 years living underground.