NEW STEVE

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>steve inevitably dies of botulism from opening a bad mre
>delivered to a morgue
>mortician unzips body bag
>"whoa this one smells rancid"
>"let's get him out onto a tray"
>"nice, m'kay"

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>Punctures skin with a scalpel
>"Nice hiss"

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It's what he would have wanted.

every time I think he's dead from botulism, but then he comes back yet again

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Jesus Christ, stop shilling this Gungrabber. We don’t forget

Just a little botulism?
Nice.

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Well he openly admitted to being a republican. That’s about as close to being a gungrabber as you could get. Zognald trump will take our guns

gg no re

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Fucking Jow Forums tards

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Sure is summer in here

God I can’t wait until hand wins

Did Jow Forums force all their spergs to come here to avoid dealing with them?
Either way, go back faggot.

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Repugnicant

I used to hang out with Steve. Allche ever wanted to do was watch octonauts. We would get done a long day of hanging drywall and I would just want to relax and drink a few beers. Steve would sit in front of the tv eating sardines and watching octonauts for hours

Steve is a faggot

>t.

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God this stuff looks so good.
>two Vietnamese stores down the road

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thank god
he's alive, and making more videos
modern MRE content too, which I really like

>A little botulism
God damn Steve is unstoppable.

He faked it ya dummy. Steve fags are insufferable

Discord tranny please fuck off.

MRE spotted.

>1906
He's just begging to get sick again, isn't he?

Nyce!

>eat very old MRE's from all over the world
>get sick
wow surely this must all be a scam

Retards. You really do just eat this up don’t you. Future patreon supporters should be hanged

What’s it like living a life where you trust literally nobody even on the most basic and plausible of things?

I wonder what happened with that promised video of WW1 iron ration

>Someone mentions Forgotten Weapons
>IAN'S A COMMIE!!!1!
>why?? uh... cuz he didn't witness a white genocide in South Africa when he was th-there...
>KARLS A SATANISTTTT!!!!1!!!1!! that means he dusont support guns!!!2@!

>Someone mentions Paul Harrell
>PAUL IS A FUDD BOOMER WHO WANTS YOU'RE GUNS TAKEN AWAY!!1!
>w-why do I say that? c-cuz he supports t-the nra-

>Someone mentions Hickock45
>HICKOCK IS A FUDD BOOMER WHO WANTS YOU'RE GUNS TAKEN AWAY!!1!
>w-why do I say that? c-cuz he supports t-the nra-

>Someone mentions Steve1989
>STEVE IS A GUNGRABBER!@!!
>w-well he openly admitted to being a republican. that’s about as close to being a gungrabber as you could get. Zognald trump will take our guns

Every single time.

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bezmenov_loves_subversion.kgb

Kek you have to go back.
>muh jooooos

Can you shut the fuck up and stop derailing the thread?

Stevefags are insufferable, said the insufferable.
Honestly, the theory that this is just lowkey psyops by antiguns who are playing the long game by softly undermining popular figures in the "gun community" sounds more and more plausible to me. Just keep repeating the same bullshit until it becomes background noise. Just keep it up so no newcomer can be unaware of these 'facts.'
It's always the same shitty, unsourced, vague accusations. It doesn't matter if they can easily be refuted, it just has to be there. I hate these cunts so much.
git

Imagine not realizing why someone would dislike a satanist. Him liking guns doesn’t suddenly make him not a cum-drinking retard whose entire religion is about making his parents upset, and the implicit association of his church (the one he is an active member of) and wanna-be leftist partisans who really like guns* and vote Blue every single time is worth considering. People who shit on Paul can go fuck themselves though.

*As long as nobody right of Lenin has those guns.

>Honestly, the theory that this is just lowkey psyops by antiguns who are playing the long game by softly undermining popular figures in the "gun community" sounds more and more plausible to me.
I agree. I imagine most of them are discord lefties, rather than employees of any media entity.

Everyone realizes why christfags don't like satanists. It's a literal parody religion. What I said (and what you're demonstrating) is the giant leap between "Karl participates in making fun of Christians" and "Karl supports leftism". Politics and religion tend to align on averages, but supporting a religious group doesn't make you part of a political group.

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Amazing how Ian’s market research team released a study last month, and now Ian threads are almost nonexistent when they used to be posted 5-10 a day.

I noticed that as well.

My 10th grade biology teacher contracted botulism while in Paraguay
Much easier than you think

I dont get the correlation but I have noticed the evidence

Steve lives in Lakeland Florida. Works for mancils construction, has type O+ blood. He did not have botulism

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His comment said "injury" not "botulism"

Jow Forums getvand stay get

Retard

Anti steve fags are the worst. Get off my board

what are the pouches that hold the food made out of?

Steve is my Husbando, Everytime I see the sticker and Kebab Remover patch in the back round I smile

>Retards who can't read
Steve never mentioned having Botulism this time, he said injury.

Fag

How is Steve not immune to botulism yet?

He’s never had botulism you fucking retard.

t. anti-steve moron

Steve is a gun grab-

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Why does he talk like a retard?
I feel like his IQ is literally around 80.

Literally neither of those things are relevant

Fuck you.

Steve is almost impossibly wholesome
He is a national treasure

Steve is a faggot, anyone making Steve threads is an even bigger faggot. There is fan fiction in this very thread of Steve getting botulism. It’s an unhealthy obsession that does not need to be fostered

... But he has gotten botulism. I'm not sure about this time, but he has gotten it before. How is enjoying someones content and liking them as a person on camera an obsession? Why don't you like him?

He tried to fuck my girlfriend after we saw him at the grocery store. She asked for a picture with him because were both big Steve fans. He ended up giving her his number and told her to text him and shit. It was creepy as fuck

Ever get the urge to cut someone's nails?

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Amren borther, Steve fapped too hard and hurt his hand.

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> not having tactical claws
> rejecting the glory God and nature gave you

RATIONED.COM

nice

Imagine being this much of a Chad. Bet he opened up her pussy like a can of tuna. He just sunk his tool in and it went hissssssssssssssss

you forgot
>unzips body bag
>thats a nice hiss

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>Central Florida
>tfw Steve is nearby
I should drop by to hear nice hissing

No she told me right away

>Steve (played by Danny D) cracks open a large dusty crate with "U.S. PROPERTY" stenciled on the side
>a MILF with a 1940s haircut, US flag bikini and red peep-toe heels pops out
>this is the first time I've seen one of these opened
>they don't make 'em like this anymore
>let's get her out on my bed...
>jumpcut to MILF striking a sexy pose on all-black bedding
>NICE!
>look at this... perfect packaging, almost too good to open
>whoa, nice queef
>and the smell is something else, I don't even know how to describe it
>sped-up footage of undressing
>time to dig in!
>cut to Steve licking pussy
>hmm... that tastes kinda rancid but I can't stop eating it. What's wrong with me?
>few more minutes of licking
>now let's check out the milkers... they're typically the first things to deteriorate, but these look surprisingly good
>oh yeah, nice and firm, even after all these years... some collectors would pay a fortune for these
>a minute or so of titfucking
>kinda dry, could really use some non-dairy creamer
>now those guys back then probably didn't do this, but I'll give it a try
>intense titfucking with cream
>hmmmph, way better, really adds to the texture
>and now it's time for the main course
>closeup of penis entering butthole
>unf, kinda moist and has a strange consistency
>rough assfucking shown from multiple angles
>aww yiss, this would definitely be a good morale boost out on the field
>massive facial cumshot
>mmm... very satisfying
>cut to Steve standing in front of a wall covered in NSFW posters and a cupboard full of sex toys and vintage rations
>what a smashing *chuckle* success, a rare opportunity to experience such an incredible time capsule
>anyway, this is Steve1969 off Brazzers dot com, hope you liked the video
>I'll be back with something new... or old
>slideshow of still images from various parts of the video set to lo-fi electronic music

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Nice

Cringe

I remember that thread
I'm sorry you're shorter and less fit

There's a Brazzers writer who browses /tv/ whom I'm sure would get this made if you posted this there.

I’m 6’4

Sure you are, with a thundercock and a perfect bod. Keep trolling user, we're all here to watch you throw a tantrum.

Did you get hard when she told you about how he get her hot and steamy like a fresh FRH?

Nice

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>Gets botulism
>Decides to eat over a century old food right after he gets through it
Bless this pure and wonderful man

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You’re pathetic

It's called coke nail. Or, in his case, pervitin nail.

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Steve is cuter than your girlfriend is.

How long before every Steve thread becomes unusable because of character assassination faggots?

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I don't see anyone shitting on Steve here except the faggot claiming Steve tried to fuck his gf and no one is backing him up.

nice

I remember that thread. I dont remember him mentioning that part. As I remember Steve looked like he was blushing.