I'm putting together a team.
I'm putting together a team
Nicholas Gutierrez
Jordan Scott
hypothetically, what happens if i want to join and dont own a hat and dont plan on getting one?
Nolan Morales
what the fuck. you're messing our look dude. tar your hair black so at least from far away the british can't tell
Blake Baker
>On this day in Salt Lake City in 1848, Porter Rockwell rode a handmade unicycle around the temple lot 6 times wearing nothing but his cowboy boots, a leather holster, & a cowboy hat. He fired 2 shots into the air, 1 from each pistol, every time he passed a giggling Eliza R. Snow. Brigham Young watched from the center of the lot, remarking to Wilford Woodruff, "What a goddamn idiot." (Brigham Young Diaries. Volume 7, page 83. LDS Church Archives)
Christopher Martin
>not owning a hat
>in the year of our Lord seventeen hundred and seventy-six
Even slaves have hats. Are you a nigger? I can't wait for our country to never give you people rights because it would permanently skew the nature of the concept of a republic.
Liam Barnes
I call dibs on drums. Drums solos that will turn our blood to pure fire and make the enemy piss/shit/shart their organs out of their body.
Kayden Edwards
hey now, fellow patriots, i was jus' foolin'. i'm gonna go run along now and go get my hat, which is over there...
Colton Reed
Say no more, I'm in...
Grayson Sullivan
I'll drive
Jayden Hughes
trying to pick out which gun to use. I like the one this fellow uses. is it a soldier's gun?
Dylan Nelson
NOT A SOLDIERS GUN
Michael Sanders
NOT A SOLDIER'S GUN. NOT RELIABLE.
Matthew Brown
Is that big boy jumping because he's mad or being he's laughing?
Jace Jenkins
Oh he laffin
Kevin Howard
>*because he's laughing
Fugg
Connor Garcia
Nathaniel Wood
I have enough for everyone
Michael Martin
.. You can keep them. I have plenty of pistols.... that are clean. Look man, you look like the type of guy who has put every one of those in his asshole at some point and gets a chubby now when anyone else touches them.
I'm not saying you are that guy but you look like him.
Josiah Jackson
I'm in
Caleb Myers
LET US TAKE THE FIGHT TO THOSE FAGGOTS
Ian Thomas
i will march beside you with the thin pipe wistel and make noises shrill enough to remove the shellac from the stocks of soldiers passing by
Asher Smith
Good good. Our 1776-war-metal-noise-core band is shaping up nicely. If you can whistle a note from a metal tube that causes all nearby birds to instantly fly straight into the ground, you're the man we need.
Blake Price
imagine trying to take the fight all the way to your enemy and your entire crew getting too shit faced to do anything
Carson Collins
>be in command of hand-me-down French ship
>sail with four friendships into enemy waters
>see merchants with weak escorts
>chase
>do equivalent of a bully shove and get stuck rear-ending biggest escort
>escort says "YOU GIVE UP?"
>you reply "N-NO"
>win
Evan Cooper
>assmad loyalist traitors upset because America will rule the waves
Josiah Hernandez
Where my loyalist niggas at?
Gabriel Williams
Enjoy your temporary reprieve. We've got plenty of tar and feathers waiting for you.
Hudson Anderson
>abandon male modeling
>recruit at dive bar
>"we'll all wear my favorite color and newbies fancy hats"
>"lets take an easy island first"
>slaughter crews while climbing on ropes while ships sway in turbulent waters
Ian Anderson
Well, shit. I guess I can wave a flag around in time to the music.
Gavin Turner
Fuck you man. I’ve really got to cover my webcam.
Chase Peterson
Parker Lewis
Sign me the fuck up. I got redcoats to stack.
Jason Watson
Wave that shit furiously. Like you're fighting off a swarm of bees. Let the enemies quake from your vigor.
Dylan Myers
Luis Evans
>Webcam
Should we tell him about led light bulbs?
William Diaz
>he doesn't know about moonlight