Meanwhile, in Mechwarrior Jow Forums...
Meanwhile, in Mechwarrior Jow Forums
It's hot in here
Does /m/ not exist?
Spheroid surats be gone!
Get out of my way normie
Second.
AND noisy.
... And sad, I uh, accidentally crushed a full kindergarten building. It was like stepping on a giant ketchup packet.
>Laughs in MRM spam.
>be from culture of warriors founded by the greatest military mankind has ever produced
>somehow forget how to fight an actual war and get your asses utterly stomped by Space AT&T
>be so utterly humiliated by this that you withdraw and cry long enough for the people you were trying to conquer to close the tech gap which was the only advantage you had over them.
Clans a shit.
Not op but i went on /m/ one time a while back hoping for mechwarrior stuff and it was just a massive gundam circlejerk
t. Freeborn scum
AHEM
LET ME PROPOSE A TOAST
FUCK TRUENIGGERS AND FUCK OMNIMECHS
THANK YOU
God damn it I forgot to grease the fucking leg joints and so look at me here waddling on to the battlefield.
>screeching for leagues
>everyone is smirking
>spaghetti lost
>get chewed out by everyone
>know as squeaker from now on
The Sombrero mech is finally here.
I've been waiting a long time for this.
Now we just need the Firemoth and it will be complete.
LOCAL BLAKISTS RUIN EVERYTHING
Comstar is run by a bunch of niggers.
Damn my internet went out right as I wanted to turn in my paper on how we can make the hpgs ourself hey wait this isnt my bag
Mechwarrior needs a new damage model to make decent modern games. Something closer to warthunder but with some fictional scifi mechanics as well. Table top autists won't tolerate any changes though so nothing ever progresses.
I just went there and it's the first thread on the front page, up for more than a day.
You think that's bad?
>Be freelancer, helping clear out a mining camp of squatters
>Walking about in my big boi Mech, brimming with missiles
>almost done when pic related walks out of a hanger
>A trash-can. How adorable.
>Line up to rain missiles on the poor boy
> He fires one shot from his sole cannon, hits me right in the chest mounted launcher
>Missiles set off a chain reaction in my chest and shoulder launchers. Rips my Mech open like a tuna can
>mfw the guys bring it up every day.
>fire 19 rounds through my ac/20
>take the last shot
>a single round connects
>headshot a fresh banshe that was beating my CO to death
>CO was in an atlas
>the banshe's cockpit explodes and frags the atlas right in the dome
>CO blacks out from the impact, topples, blows out his large laser
And thats why im william tell.
what does Jow Forums think about Maschinen Krieger?
cutie
Also tfw no f22/35 back back
Will look hideous with the tumorguns and miss half the geometry like Warhammer 2
I like this one, feet are a bit derpy but the head is really unique
>space AT&T
Nigga ComStar/Word of Blake was literally Space ISIS with the funding of Microsoft, combined with their absolute lack of giving 2 shits about collateral damage, the Clans and everyone else held the Ares Convention while they were throwing around nukes and BC weapons on civvies for the lolz. Even worse was their sabotage of the HPG network.
AM enjoying my Blood Asp.
>Firemoth
Lol, yeah, no, not going to happen with PGI.
We can put that idea next to the other impossibilities.
>hyper assault gauss rifles
>100+ Superheavy mechs
>melee
>Inferno SRMs
>Enhanced Vision
>vibrabombs
>MML
>sniper artillery cannon
>PPC capacitor
>X-pulse lasers
>laser heat sink
This list really has no end.
>laser heat sink
You'd think that would be counterproductive.
Good. We get paid by the number of heads we bring back. We'll tally that up to 500.