What will Jow Forums get from the mystery box?

Brick of subsonic 22LR

If I get anything other than a Python or SPAS 12, I'm going to flip shit.

An HK433 in 6.5x40mm

Automag 5. Pack a punch for twin automags with explosive tipped rounds.

The Teddy bear but its a poorly drawn merchant

forgot to add picture.
it would one shot zombies up until like round 14. I honestly think guns like this exist just in case of a zombie/monster outbreak

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This

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the glock superlong

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A FAL with a free case of ebola.

I REALLY need a random assortment of human gore, viscera, and entrails that's no older than 2 days.

Wouldn't be a very good mystery box if I knew what was in it beforehand, now would it?

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Ballistic knives. I exist solely to revive my buddy who has the Thunder gun.

Formally AIDS

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Another Kar98k on round 20

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GIBS RPK
-950
*crossbow*
GIBS RPK
*FAMAS*
-950
GIBS RPK
*monkeybomb*
-950
GIBS RPK
*Teddy Bear*
+950

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

microgun-sized portable gau-19

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Is this Kommandostore's latest scam?

I guess if the mystery box gave you a charge to dispute with your credit card company, that’s still a “thing” it gave you.

Herpes

If it isnt a ray gun I aint picking it

That better be 49.999 ounces when unloaded.

dragon dildo

>Lag Ops
absolutely disgusting

They exist purely because they can. Someone decided they wanted to make it so they did, because they could.

>Has shit internet
Distian for plebs such as thy

>doesn't know what lag compensation is
L'Mao

Zombies is still kino tho

BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE