I’m putting together a Team

I’m assembling a team, can I count on any fellow Jow Forumsommandos?

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No

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That guy is wearing his Full name social security number on his boot. He is begging to be a victim of identity theft.

kek fpbp

>wanting to steal this loser’s identity
Yeah, credit card debt and alimony payments!

What’s wrong with doing that? I wear my dog tag in my rothcos any time I leave the house. You’re the same type of person who thinks it’s stupid to have back up firearms that you CC on top of a primary.

You can put whatever you want on dog tags. The funny part is thinking dog tags are still relevant in the era of DNA databases.

Is that supposed to be a CIA logo on the flag patch?
>glowing intensifies

count me in

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>I wear my dog tag in my rothcos any time I leave the house
Found the retarded E-2

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I never understood this shit, Always bugged me, I hated wearing the damn things and eventually just attached them to my right boot laces and tucked them into my boot.

Only boot fuck privates actually wear their tags. Most guys tie them to a belt loop and hang them in a back pocket or keep them in a uniform top. That's what I did.

I'll be the hot girl.

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Reporting for duty!

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you'll need some special forces

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Where do you need me?

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Man hands.

I give great hand jobs.

Goddamn custard mouth.

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jesus christ

Second thought, you could actually be very useful as a distraction, bait for later blackmailing politicians, a cover, collecting intelligence.
You're that Birmingham Alabama person from the Sleazecore thread.
How is your gunfu?
IT skills?

Ya'll need a driver?

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No, I"LL BE THE HOT GIRL

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Looks like Jack Kelly with his giant fake hands duct taped on

Half way to staking out a Waffle House.
Who wants to pose as the Cooks?

Nice hair.

G.S. TANK
The expert

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What makes you think your tactical enuff to leed my crew, mayb u should join us.

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Cyka blyat

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jesus fuck that's disgusting, please kill that abomination

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We gonna mad max it up?

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I'm in brodie

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Fucking. Gross.

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>im the christian satan warned you about


lmao

That supposed to be your "mad max" look? The safety vest really ties it all together.

Calling Hunter 3-1 Actual
We need you!

ready for action!!

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Im in if I wasn't dead.

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Do I get to shoot yankees?

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Our recon plane will find them, wherever they hide!

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Even in a world without law, safety is something you still don't joke about.

That is probably the gayest clothing worn by anyone since the Village People's last concert. I'm not even getting started on the beard.

No, it's my driving an open cab tractor while moving around giant piles of dirt on a windy day look

You be john wayne, ill be a horse.

Based and Christpilled

is that Zach Efron?

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That's bad luck

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Did somebody say team?

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Let's do this, Hans. We'll finally be able to use these pingers and typewriters.

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Well, if Missouri should ever be invaded by the UN he will be ready.

Wait. X-men were based on real people?

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Lol. Nothing like providing the weapon to the guy that shoots you in the back.

Got to give them some credit. That's a lot of decent gear, proving that reenactment is an expensive hobby. Participants tend to be on the mature side.

Why cant these assholes lose some fucking weight

It’s harder than it sounds desu

>can I count on any fellow Jow Forumsommandos?
You cant even count on you. This isnt a serious thread but so many threads where OP tries to gather Jow Forumsommandos all but 3 Jow Forumsommandos flake and never do what they say they will and most of the time OP flakes pretty damn early.

>while you were chasing women I was mastering the art of the blade

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Based and wawpilled

>here lets just collect, isolate, synthesize, and sequence the dna of this guy instead of giving him a necklace, its so much more efficient!

Reporting in, sir!

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I used to see guys like this all the time when I lived in the Shenandoah valley. It was funniest when they teamed up together and moved in groups at the Walmart.

Big hands for big iron. Spotting trannies is instinctual

Lolhahaha

Hopefully he's smart enough to live in a non-alimony state. Then he only has to pay his cunt ex-wife child support after she fucked around on him...

Did he shoplift a Bud Light?

>girl
>implying

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>I’m assembling a team

I'm weddy!

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Is he dead? He was a fucking raging alcoholic on Bladeforums back in the day.

>abloobloobloooo I can’t just sit on my ass all day or have reasonable portion control
Jesus Christ you sounds like my fatass boomer father

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I don't mind admitting there are parts of the gun community I wouldn't miss.

Guys like that get into reenacting because they have more money than they can spend on food.

>cops trying to look like the ones they're trying to arrest
cringe

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>social security number
They don’t put socials on dog tags anymore
t.graduated BCT in 2017

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You will be sent in first with no weapon. If you come back alive you will wish you hadn't

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I'll be the cool black guy.

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muttland

>No magazine in the side arm.
>Using Blackhawk serpa.
>Holster is OD green camo is mall ninja urban grey.
What else did I miss?
> A fucking wall hangar sword.

yes they do i graduated BMT in 2018

I don't imagine the guy in the pic was in the military in 2015 or after. So if that tag is real, it's got his SS.

Let's kill some gun grabbin' niggers

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You’ll need a man with a horse who’s skilled with a blade...

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I need to steal his look

Did you hit your head?

Special forces reporting for duty

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LAKUPIPPU????

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She only has a 40% survive rate.

the one on the far right is a slut

this is mental illness

Fpbp as always.
Literally maybe 40% of Jow Forums even owns a fucking gun. Maybe 5% of Jow Forums has any formal training, and maybe 1% of Jow Forums is actually fit enough to not immediately have a heart attack.
I learned years ago after my fifth or so meetup that Jow Forums is one of the most ineffectual and gay boards on Jow Forums, and even Jow Forums of all fucking places is harder than they are.

Yo is this Superior Firearms in Tyler TX?