GRUG WANT TO HUNT GREAT BEE

GRUG WANT TO HUNT GREAT BEE

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the most aesthetic aircraft in history

AHEM

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At a glance, it looked like the pilot was screaming with his mouth open

kek it's just a mic

NO GRUG! BIG WHISTLE SPEAR COST MANY BERRIES!

TRIBE THROW MANY SPEAR AND STONE AT GREAT BEE, IT NO BLEED.

GRUG NEED STINGER TO HUNT SKY BEE. IT IRONIC, HUH?
MAKE SMOKE SIGNAL AT CIA MAN.

He was.

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Jawman became unfunny and deeply unsettling when I learned people jack off to this and that's it's purpose.

How can one claim what was the most aesthetic aircraft in history when there are so many sexy aircraft? I couldn't pick any one plane out of the mile long list of the ones I find most appealing.

Great Bee worth many berries too. Much meat and honey.
Grug think spear-thrower on cart better. Throw 4 big spears at once much more far.
Grug not trust man who shine at night without torch!

Glow man help sand tribe hunt many sky bee moons ago. Glow man is fren when hunt sky bee.

Grug think you talk to big nose tribe. Big nose tribe and glow man friends, work together. Grug brother, Ogg, had spears taken by many glow man when he say mad thing about big nose tribe.

Glow man give spear, no take. Grug thinking of bark-bark hunter. Glow man hate big nose tribe but glow man outnumbered.
Grug whine like she Grug, Want sky bee meat or not? Smoke signal glow man.

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Destroy sky bee with other sky bee? Still sky bee. You not think good.

You're right. I just love the 109.

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Other sky bee? Grug hears it many many berries worth, too many for the smelly tribe. Smelly tribe so bad at picking berries, but always talk big. Grug thinks smelly tribe short man friend with big nose tribe.

Out of the way Kraut.

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What if the P-51 was a good looking plane?

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Is it not...?

P-51 bubble canopies are fucking gross.

drunk tribe sky bee easy prey for fat tribe tube fire stick.

Not people. Just him. He literally has to make his own porn.

GET OUT OF THE WAY PROP FUCKING SHITS
>600MPH IN THE 1940S
>INFINITE ACCELERATION
>ALREADY AT TOP SPEED BY THE END OF THE RUNWAY
>CLIMBS 2K FEET IN LESS THAN 30 SECONDS
>B-17S VIOLENTLY SHIT THIER PANTS IN IT'S PRESENSE
>X2 30MM CANNONS STRAPPED TO A ROCKET POWERED BY FUEL SO CORROSIVE IT SOMETIMES LITERALLY MELTED IT'S PILOTS ALIVE ON THE RUNWAY

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>the first time one of these was spotted by a b-17 crew was when it blasted past the nose of a flight group so fucking fast they couldn't even keep track of it and none of the guns could track fast enough to keep it targeted

that makes it even more funny

This makes the pp tingle in all the right ways

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What is this? A single-engined mini-Tornado?

fuken based

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Is there any place I can see all his work? I remember some of the first threads being hilarious but I can't find them in the archive

>Brown later described the resultant climb as "like being in charge of a runaway train", the aircraft reaching 32,000ft (9.76km) altitude in 2 minutes, 45 seconds.

HOLY. FUG.

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Hunt longnose tribe

>do basic flight training in a 60 horsepower biplane
>fly 109s and 190s
>get into this fucking Satan spawn
Just fucking imagine

The Engineer's Wet Dreams Years (1946-1965) were really fucking wild. Everything you ever read from that time sounds like dangerous, cocky bullshit and it's all glorious.
The Germans were really just big fucking nerdy hipsters on that front. Only getting dicked by Uncle Sam put a stop to that, but their insanity was like a hypervirulent form of AIDS and Operation Paperclip was the HR equivalent of a huge crabs comb.