Why do people worship these fags?
They're all power tripping retards who think they're some badass for joining a job that is statistically safer than jobs such as construction, logging, and even being a garbageman. Thin blue line my ass.
And they also think they're some kind of fucking operator. If you want to be a badass go join the military, stop LARPing like a faggot when you've never even had to fire a gun in your entire career and never will. Power tripping faggots.
>Why do people worship these fags?
MUH THIN BLUE LINE, MUH PROTECTING THE PUBLIC TRUST
Because they're bootlicking retards. That's the long and the short of it.
>And they also think they're some kind of fucking operator.
Couldn't make it in the army so they larp as soldiers in the streets, they're fags.
An overweight single mom of three kids with three different baby daddy can live in the neighborhood and walk down the street unarmed. If you need a vest, combat boots, mace, taser, gloves, rifle, pistol, tactical glasses, baton, multi pocket mil issue pants, armored vehicle...
Perhaps you are on the wrong side of history and not very heroic or brave at all.
their world views are based on hollywood interpretations that never depict them as fatass do nothings who hide in parking decks all day long browsing their phones
Most people never grow up past a certain point- so the government acts as a surrogate parent. It's much more comforting for normies to believe that the government will protect them than for them to take on the responsibility of protecting themselves.
You have no idea how retarded you sound.
>They arent all (anything)
Police are still composed of humans. Some are good some are shit.
Its unbelievable how much they're glorified for how little they do as a massive well armed force. Was watching a high speed chase on /pol last night and the cops got the guy to stop and then refused to approach his car because "he might be armed". Like 20 to 1 isn't good enough odds for them. And then the guy speeds away and passes two cops cars who didn't even bother to block the street. Guy proceeds to do 100 down the road for another 20 minutes because the brave men of the LAPD didn't have the balls to approach a single guy in a car.
I'm not even about "fuck the police" but the knight in shining armor shit they try to push is a lie, they aren't impressive or noble.
I used to fuck a cop. Her life was a complete trainwreck and the only reason I interacted with her was for the craycray sex. Her work friends were easygoing enough when sober, but they were overall degenerates.
Exactly. They're such fucking pussies too. I'm from Serbia and whenever some faggot is acting up waving a knife the cops there just grab his arm, slam him down, and cuff his ass.
Here in America if someone accidentally stumbles an inch forward the cop whips out their firearm and shoots 8 rounds into his chest. Fucking insane.
I have never known a cop who isn't fucked in the head. That being said I'm still friends with one.
Hot!
They see more shit then the adverage muhrine, not that either is anything more then pathetic
>pathetic
You wouldnt last a day in Marine Corps bootcamp
Google authoritarianism and start reading. Also they hurt brown people. That's a huge plus for some.
>Couldn't make it in the army so they larp as soldiers in the streets
But... aren't most deployed American combat arms larping as police right now?
Maybe you could switch the two; send some cops over to fuck some shit up, and bring some soldiers back to do patrols and make nice with the local populace etc
I dunno
you can break it down into various sub groups
>straight up authoritarians
>think-of-the-children soccer mom nanny statists who think a war on drugs will keep their precious children safe
>unironic sheepdog types
>law and order fetishists who believe the state is infallible
there are probably more but these seem the most prevalent
The only people who really worships them are people who have cops in the family, people who want to be cops, or people indoctrinated into a deep conservative hive mind.
Everyone else either hates them, is indifferent-to-somewhat-thankful, or scared of them (because fuck oh shit this guy is tailing me i hope I don't get the ticket oh fuck better drive 15mph to show that I'm not an unlawful driver)
If my current educational plans fell through, I would probably become a cop.
I like the hours, salary, and benefits. Plus, I'm a layed back guy and would potentially be a boon to a police department.
Seems like most cops start off as either really sweet kids who become jaded, or trashy bullies who want to continue being trashy bullies
>scared of them (because fuck oh shit this guy is tailing me i hope I don't get the ticket oh fuck better drive 15mph to show that I'm not an unlawful driver)
I think everyone is like this at this point, they've turned everyone afraid of them because they can ruin your week because you went 7 over the limit.
Bullies are big, especially with the current police force mentality. Why stop being a bully after high school when the state can give you a badge and a gun to be their bully?
If you’re friends with elected officials cops aren’t shit anymore
itt edgy faggots
all i know is when i have a nigger beaner/nigger problem i call them and they always come to take out the trash. I dont speed and dont do shit to have them look at me. If that ever happens im calling a lawyer.
Did you just get your first speeding ticket?
They’re welfare careers just like the military.
You want to be a real badass? Get a good job, provide for your loved ones or yourself and pass your genes to the next generation.
What are you a pussy? Overuse of force more like under use!
This. Marine Corps have some of the toughest motherfuckers. People join the Army/Navy/Air Force for money and later job opportunities (lol) .The actual patriotic people are in the marines.
Not much worship thatI've seen. I personally have less respect now than I used to after actually meeting and getting to know a few.
Yeah that's accurate. I was pretty deeply ingrained with the "cop good" mentality until I learned how the world actually works.
Long story short, cops are only as good as society's worst law. So no, not a huge fan of cops.
I hate the police and niggers/spics, fights with where you have no investment in either side are the best to watch.
Nope, faggot powertripping cop pulled me over and said I didn't have my seatbelt on when he passed me. He accused me of just putting my seatbelt on as he stopped me, when I had had it on for the past 30 minutes since I left my apartment. Now the money I've been saving up is gone because the pig gave me a ticket. Would've shot that fucker in an instant if not the fact that 30 more would be on me 10 minutes from then.
ITT: whiny manchildren upset cause they got a couple speeding tickets in their riced-out Civics.
Nice troll spelling
>would've shot that fucker
okay bub
You sound like that kid in Super Troopers.
Why do cops love using this meme?
Wrong. Army is for $$$. Air Force is for prestige. Navy is for immigration.
I smell an Entelodont in this thread
Because they're sub-100 IQ retards who are too inept to accomplish anything better in life, and seek to take out their frustrations on those around them
Sheriffs Deputy here AMA
1. I will absolutely not disarm the citizenry, under any circumstances. I'm a citizen before I'm a cop.
2. I don't run traffic or write tickets. That shits for highway patrol and local PD's
3. 90% of what I do is go to calls, 10% is serve warrants.
Past that, ask away guys. And to all the cop haters ITT: its okay, we'll still show up if you call.
Stay safe in the wild world guys.
Has your sheriff ever been shot? Did you get spared?
The sheriff almost bought it a few years back. Hes not an office worker, he gets out and about and rolls with us on some of our bad calls. Especially in the daytime. I dont know of many sheriffs that do that. Rural LE is a LOT different then urban.
That is a good song though.
You're a small town cop per your posts. You and the big city boys are two different breeds, hotshot
t.neet basement dwelling antifa activist
You ever give a ride-along? If so who'd you take and what happened during your shift
Do you ever smash tail lights and say “Wha’chall city slickers doin’ in our neck o’ the woods?”
Rural county. That supercop shit doesn't fly out here. People skills get you everywhere in this job. Being a prick will get you into more problems than anyone really wants. Granted with backup being 20+ minutes away, you tend to get along with people, even when youre taking them to jail. Over 400 square miles of county.
Nick, go to bed. No one gives a fuck you're a Deputy.
Our office pretty much limits ride alongs to our interns who need it for their degree, and the DAs office. I haven't had anyone in my passenger seat since my FTO, and that was a long while back.
Nope. We dont get a whole lot of city people to be honest. Rural Appalachia. Most of our problems stem from the use of liquor, and crystal meth. Pills are pretty popular too.
I dont know nick. He sounds like a douche though.
Do you bust people for weed every time? Or only when they’re being assholes?
If its only a little and they arent being pricks, I just have them flush it or stomp it into the dirt in front of me. Anything over a half oz is gonna be a charged though.
Plenty of patriots in the other branches, Marines just have propaganda and hispanics. There's a reason the Marines are called the spic army.
You retarded? Marines statistically have the highest percentage of white people, you can look that up, faggot.
>retards worshipping retards
Hmm.. where have I seen that before?
That's good my friend got 3 years probation for a fucking dirty pipe
Found the never served. Marines have so many mexicans and puerto ricans, they basically speak spanish on comms
ITT: Timmy whines because Officer NoFun caught him smoking pot behind the bleachers in 11th grade.
I did 4 years active duty and 2 tours in Iraq. The fact is marines are the whitest yes we had our fair share of beaners. It's a fact. Google it, fag.
That's retarded. I make people smash their pipes. Parafernalia charges are bullshit. Unless its needles. I'll charge that shit all day.
What’s the physical requirements for you guys? I’ve been shedding my fat and getting my strength up because LE is what I’ve always wanted to do since I was a wee lad. Are the requirements different per agency, per state, or is it nationwide?
Also, what’s the pay like? My local PD starts at $66k and bumps up to $94k after six years.
Isn’t it?
Army = Whites
Navy = Blacks & Flips
Marines = Spics
Coast Guard = Whites
>all branches = retard meatbag niggers
Marines suck a dick like no other too. Really pay attention to the balls.
It varies state by state, department by department. Google is gonna be your best friend on that one. I am hitting a little over 40k a year, but cost of living is ridiculously low. I live well with that meager yearly take home. Great insurance and retirement though.
Just remember, most PDs aren't run by an elected official. Sheriffs Offices are. It was important to me to work for an elected official, even though they dont have to show cause to fire me.
marines statistically are the whitest
why are you guessing when it's literally public information retard
When my sister got raped in college the cop laughed at her and said “Oh yeah sure, and I bet your slutty ass getting drunk has nothing to do with it”. They’re useless.
>getting this assblasted
I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for 300, Alex.
based cop
Takes brain damage to last over a week in the Marines. It's literally designed so intelligent people go elsewhere.
It was almost worse they tried to give him two months jail and a felony charge
You really should wear your seatbelt, itll save you in the event of a crash, and its way better than airbags. The officer was doing you a favor, but you seem very unstable. Have you considered getting a therapist or checking into a mental hospital?
>being this retarded
>on purpose
Not even the guy you’re arguing with. You’re just getting needlessly btfo over brown people and it’s both hilarious and pathetic.
If you are a cop who arrested an 18 year old for weed in the 90s, rest assured that the 30+ yr old boomer still hopes to read about you dying in a high speed chase or shootout today. Fuck the government and their jackboot enforcers.
not sure if bait
>I dont speed
Found the habitual liar. I have never known anyone that doesn't speed.
It ain't bait. I got arrested twice for weed possession when I was 18 and got pulled over by the same state trooper more than a dozen times with no other infractions. I got kicked out of school because of it and spent about 25 grand in fines and lawyer fees. I have always kept up with where he lives and who his family is. Pray I never get terminal cancer, you fucking pig.
>he thinks i didn't just wander in to this thread just to shitpost without any context
>retardwojackdrooling.mp4
just imagine
why
you ain't gonna do shit, faggot
fight the ticket dummy go to the court and get an araignment
Spoken like a true Californian.
>DUDE WEED LMAO faggot has life ruined
And nothing of value was lost.
>Imma jump on the losing bandwagon right at the end of the fight
Retard.
My dad is a retired cop and has said most of the dudes he's worked with are very pro second amendment and unironically listen to shit like Alex Jones.
t. South Florida user
Why did you wait this long, retard? Don't humiliate yourself and go in as a fatty.
Alex Jones is "unironically" pretty based. I thought he was a retard at first too, but I listened to his Joe Rogan podcast the other day and checked out his site - the shit the dude says is all public record and info, he's actually pretty legit, even though I sound like a retard look into it yourself.
Aww, did someone get pulled over and get a talking to?
Who cares about brown people
In your tranny discord chat now go kill yourself
based brainlet schizo poster
You should kill him. Cops that arrest for weed are subhuman statist faggots that deserve death.
Based retard
>everyone that disagrees me is a psyop
BASED BRAINLET SCHIZO POSTER
Why is it that all democrats look like this subhuman goblin whore? Jesus christ they're literally lizard people.
>if i keep ignoring evidence it goes away
Based retard
>actually saving schizo conspiracies on his computer.
HOW BASED CAN THIS SCHIZO BRAINLET GET!! IT'S AMAZING!!
Is there a reason these get posted at least 4 times a day other than guaranteed (you)s?
>Couldn't make it in the army so they larp as soldiers in the streets, they're fags.
Stopped reading there.
>no argument
I accept your concession
I guess I better get to smokin then.